Welcome to Gaia! ::

Cause everyone knows LOLcats make the best teachers. 3nodding

That high kick looks more like Bruce than Norris. I know....he's Chuck Morris!




Ok....I'll behave now....where's my training?

mew?

*suddenly Mat's body falls out of the shadows with a knife in his back* My hiding spot!

Ah...you forgot to kill me. Oh well your mistake. *All Matts falls down dead, including one unseen Matt hidden elsewhere, though no one knows exactly how*

First rule of being cute but deadly: Know how to camoflague self. Usually this means look cute and approachable.

Second rule of being cute but deadly: Be very very blood thirsty/homicidal/evil/insane/bloody/gorey

For instance, while taking a leisurely stroll in the park I spot this cute tiny brown bunny. So I approach it to take a picture. This is what ends up happening:



Luckilly I managed to escape with my life before it attacked. Luckilly. Doesn't take much to figure out those red eyes mean pure evil death to any that approaches. Luring me into a thorny bush didn't help either.

*all mats get back up and destroy the lamps*
god, I love respawners

real mat:
*flys plane over everyone, dropping a hydro-A bomb, destroying everyone, if it they are pretending to be a lampshade*
g'bye mate! (sorry had to be Australian)

*another mat comes in an x-wing and shoots down bomber plane*
Mwa-ha-ha-ha! there is no real mat, they are all clones!

*in teacher voice* Thank you Krell and Matt for illustrating some important techniques to our new cute members. Pay close attention class and take notes. In this instance, it is always important to get one step higher than your opponent. Now on to some other rules.

3rd rule in cute but deadly training: Know your weapon.
4th rule: It always helps to carry around a big gun. Enjoy! biggrin