national stupid shcool
Subject: stupid exam time :10hours

Read this:
five boys had a race . Ali finished right between halley and oscar . Alex was right between halley and mandy . David was somewhere in front of mandy.

A. Write the order in which they finished .

a. Who did not beat Ali but finished in front of mandy ?

b . If you lie on your right side with your legs pointing to the south, in which direction are you facing ?

C . there are five people : amber is the daughter of bell , tina is the mother of sasha , alex is the husband of tina .bell is the son of alex .


What relation is :

a. Alex to amber?
b. Amber to tina ?
c. Sasha to alex ?
d.amber to sasha?

D. How many words can you find in the word "shakespeare" ? (not less than 10 words)

Read the joke :
Man: my wife thinks she is a chicken!
Doctor : how long has she been thinking that?
Man: two years now
Doctor: two years! Why didn't you bring her to me earlier ?
Man: i couldn't . We needed the eggs!

a.Who is the most stupid the man or you ?

Best wishes