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Not sure if the event began this way but....

DM: Your walking through a open clearing.
Player 1: I want to see if there are any small animals I can hunt.
Player 2: I am rolling a search to help.
DM: You both see a frog.
Player 2: I am going to try to catch it. Rolls the dice and critically fails.
DM: You killed the frog.
DM: A creature spring forth from the stream cursing you for killing his friend.
Player 1: I am going to pick up the dead frog.
DM: Ok...umm why?
Player 1: I am going to throw it at the creature. Rolls a natural 20, Rolls a second 20 and then rolls an 18.
Player 2: astonished at the roll. Did you just kill that thing with a dead frog?

A Memorable moment in gaming mine would have to be when i was playing vampire the masquerade with my friends one of them was the story teller and well they stuck me in a real bad predicament i was stuck in a chair with grenades glass all around me i couldn't do anything if i woulda tried to get up which i think i did i would got badly hurt man that was fun yet painful on my part.

Oh no not that story.
Give me a moment to think about it.
So very awkward.

*Gorenza stretches a bit before starting*

Ok so imagine if you will an evil little b*****d who prizes himself on his ability to manipulate anyone for anything. Throw in a situation in which he needs to dig up dirt on a prince. Now the prince has his share of secrets but not to terribly useful. That is until Toby meets the hottest tailor in town. Of course the DM makes the tailor a gay character. So of course he has more connections and dirty secrets you can shake a stick at.

So I bet you can see where this is going?
That's right Toby had to seduce a gay man for information.
Since I had to stay in character while I played the game...
You guessed it . Over the top gay boy flirting all the while manipulating the poor guy into another room. Light bondage became a instant hit with the naughty tailor boy. Of course light bondage became heavy bondage. A sex romp became a painful interrogation. Oh the tailor and his shop well... that soon transformed into a burning pile of ashes.

Nobody pats Tobies butt and get away with it. *smiles*


Is that about right? Or was there something else I needed to add.

LMAO! No... That was pretty accurate. Thanks Gorenza!

Seems like there is a life time of stories.
So there is a character a friend of mine was playing.
In this particular story he is a dopey bard who is basically the side kick of his best friend. His friend a much more serious and talented slayer of monsters. At one point of the game I have a guest DM running side bar monsters while I focus on the story and the main villain fight. Between a room and a 5 by 5 foot hallway the event's unfold.

Player 1: attempts to sneak up on a wizard who is carefully crafting some unknown device. He trips a trap and suddenly he is in a pit. The wizard notices the noise and turns around to see what is going on. Player one takes his turn to stand up and yell for his buddies help.

Player 2: Has been trying out a few new spells and was itching to use them.

Player 2: What are the dementions of the hallway.

DM 1: 5 foot by 5 foot.

Player 2:"I am casting bear form" ( like animal shapes spell).
DM 1: Really?
Player 2: yeah.
DM 1: Ummm...ok.
Player 1: "Why the hell are you doing that?"
Player 2 : laughs
DM 1: Your body doubles in size. The room seems much smaller then you had recalled. So much so you are having a hard time moving.
DM2: You hear the a frightening sound behind you. You have trouble turning around to see it.
Player 1: Still screaming for help.
DM1: The mage walks out into the hallway to deal with the second intruder. "I'll deal with you later." He sees the frightening bear before him and quickly cast Blindness/Deafness on the bard making him deaf.
Player 2: Becomes very frighted and decides to cast another spell. "I am... I am going to cast Enlarge Person".
DM1:What !? I already told you you had a hard time moving!
Player 2: Well my character is panicking.
DM2: oh my lord.

Effectively we had a character that when from a medium size character to a large character and suddenly to a gargantuan. Deaf and scared with a massive strength score squeezed in to a small room. Character 1 is making climb checks to get out of the hole. The size change of player 1 caused the walls to become unstable above which lead to some of the ceiling to cave in. Which of course pelted player one with falling bricks.
Player two made strength checks that where causing him to bust through walls. Do to his chaotic nature he decided to run randomly in around crashing through as many walls he came near.

He crushed his enemy, collapsed a tower, trapped his friend in rubble and buried everything they when in search for. All in on fail swoop. Had to be the more ridiculous set of events I had ever seen.

Playing "Sky Pirates" with Rozen and our friends B and P.

Well Rozen wasn't actually there for this one but his character did benefit.

GM (Me): ok, free actions, you are in an elven city, has everything you could want, what are you doing.
B: Going to a weapons shop.
P: going to a bar to get hammered.
*GM feels his eye twitch*

After an In Game two hours, P had kicked back enough Elven Ale to kill a mastadon! B had a new pair of nifty claws and the GM was in an evil mood.

*P stumbles off after hearing a scream. His sword drawn and in drunken stupor yells "Charge!"*
B: *follows after him.*
The two come across a pirate ship filled with 30, yes 30 pirates all looking to haul off a nice bit of swag.
P: Avast! You scouncdrels *slurred*
B: *Face palm*
Pirates are simple they just say "get'em!"

Then, by the damned luck of the dice gods, P rolls the most unbelievable roll i have ever seen. We are playing BESM which is a 2d6 system. 2 = crit, 12 = botch.

Roll goes as follows: 2 crit (roll 1d6 for damage multiplyer), 6, 2 crit, 6 multiplyer, 2 crit, 6 multiplyer and finally 2 crit!

GM = >.
here is how the scene went.

P stumbles on board with sword held high, B shouts for him to duck, instead of ducking P turns to B and says "huh" while his sword swings wildly at oncoming pirate. Pirate jumps back falling into another pirate who tumbles into the group. The dominoe effect occures as 30 pirates magande to stumble and fall overboard without so much as a single drop of blood being spilled. (down side to being overboard it is 20,000 feet straight down.)
B: *staring in disbelief*
P: well I'll be damned... sweet i got me a ship!

Gm = >.< and e.e'

P also got free a skill of Drunken fighting that he can only use while drunk.

Jack sparrow eat your heart out.