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 Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 2:34 pm
HETALIA CRACK RP There is a world where chaos reigns supreme...where countries barter, bribe, box, break, and sometimes even fall in love. It is a world reigned by lust and an overwhelming craving for pasta. It is a world with a long history, none of which is historically acurate.
It is our world.
Welcome...to Hetalia biggrin
Rules
1. Standard Gaia rules apply
2. This is a crack roleplay, so please expect chaos. Seriousness is totally allowed, but there is no set down plot, so please be creative!
3. New members must PM me before joining...(does not apply to the Fantastic Four, aka me, Mel, Maddi, and Bree)
4. Respect each other...but I probably don't need to say that because you guys are amazing <3Characters America: played by Mel Austria: played by Maddi Belarus: played by Mel Belgium: played by Hannah  Canada: played by Blythe  England: played by Bree France: played by Maddi Germany: played by Mel Greece: played by Blythe N. Italy: played by Bree S. Italy: played by Maddi Japan: played by Bree Latvia: played by Mel Liechtenstein: played by Mel Lithuania: played by Bree Prussia: played by Mel  Russia: played by Blythe Sealand: played by Blythe  Seychelles: played by Bree Spain: played by Blythe Switzerland: played by Blythe
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Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:37 pm
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Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:01 pm
Italy had set out on his own, hoping to find lovely girls to flirt with, or pasta to devour. Unfortunately, poor Italy happened to be unaware of the fact that he was on French territory. He thought he was lost, and could not remember the way home. In panic, Italy pulled out his treasured cell phone and dialed Germany's number, hopping from foot to foot with worry as he waited for Germany to pick up. Hurry! Hurry! What if I never find home again! What if Germany never picks up the phone! What if I'm lost forever and never get to eat beloved pasta again?! Oh pastaa! Help meee!
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Meanwhile, Lithuania was working ruthlessly in Russia's kitchen. His brow furrowed as he scrubbed a particular stubbornly dirty dish over and over again. It was no use, he could not get the dish clean. The boy sighed, setting the sponge down and wiping his damp forehead with the back of his hand.
((I have writer's block, so these are probably terrible. Also, at some point will we call the countries by their names? Like Alfred, Arthur, Ivan, etc.))
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Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:15 pm
Germany was looking over the entertainment section of newspaper for a good movie . However he had come to find that their were so many un-dubbed english movies. It felt like a scilent invation of his countries cinemas. Soon his cell phone wrang with Itialys designated nursery ryhme speggetie song. Germany gazed at the phone for a moment seting down the paper . He sighed picking it up " Hello Itily do you have your pepper spray and rape whistel , I gave you ? You rememberd to not eat the tracking device that looks like a meat ball diden't you ? " His words were calm as he looked up Itilies postion on his lab top ." ....You ate it diden't you ? Where are you Itialy ? "
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Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:19 pm
((It's okay, I know what that's like sweatdrop And, OMGosh, I just read the GreeceJapan strips, and were Greece and Japan having sex in the last panel?!))
Spain was in his orchards, picking some ripe tomatos. It was a terribly hot day, and he wiped the sweat from his brow. "...South Italy really should be doing this...were is that little pest anyway?" he murmured to himself, picking up his basket of fruits. "Hey, South Italy!!" he called, wondering where his house guest had gone.
Russia was feeling hungry. Although he wasn't sneaking or anything, he still managed to appear in the kitchen silently. "Lithuania..." he called from the shadows, smiling.
Greece had wandered away from his house and was sitting on the edge of a river. He didn't know where he was, and, frankly, he didn't care. Lounging back, he stared up at the sky, as the hoards of cats surrounding him made themselves comfortable.
"Bon appetite!" Canada called happily, a plate of maple-syrup-soaked pancakes in front of him. The Canadian sighed, enjoying his worry-free morning. "It's so good to be alone...a breakfast just for Canada..."
"Who?"
Canada turned to his polar bear, pouting slightly. "Canada. You know...the guy who feeds you..."
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Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:28 pm
America was feeling fairly under the weather over the past few months . He was hungery to and the sweet smell of Maple syrup was drifting over from Canada's house. It caused his mouth to water hamburgers were Deligthful yes .Nothing how ever was good as a nice hot breakfest and Mcdonalds and all the other fast food chins were serving nasty breafest food instead of the ussuial delicous hamburgers. America Got out of bed and got dressed best he could.
It wasent long befor Canada got a knock on his door " Canda ...Could you bail me out ....I'm hungery " America said looking through the window Ill and hungery for some stimulating pancakes. " ....I..won't drill in alaska .."
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Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:35 pm
Canada jumped, startled by America's sudden appearance. Realizing it was just his neighbor though, he calmed down fairly quickly. "You know you already own Alaska, right?" he asked, sweat-dropping. "Although it would be kind of you to think of the animals..." He hugged his polar bear, hoping that America for once would think of someone other than himself.
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Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:37 pm
Italy frowned, waving his arms around frantically as if Germany could somehow see him. "I'm right here! Germany, Germany!!! I was hungry, and that meatball looked so delicious I had to eat it...I'm still hungry, Germany! I'm lost! Help me! Help help help help heeeeeeeelpppppppp."
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The hairs on the back of Lithuania's neck prickled up as his whole body tensed. He turned around instantly, "Russia! I--" dropping the plate to the ground as he saw Russia. Lithuania looked down at the plate sadly, frantically going to the ground to begin picking up the shattered pieces. "I-I'm sorry! I'll clean this up right away!" He muttered quickly, blushing.
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England sat in America's house, drinking tea and reading Harry Potter to himself. The bloke loved himself a good fantasy tale. He was very engrossed in the book, not wanting to set it down. England hadn't noticed America's dissappearance.
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Japan sat quitely in his garden, meditating with his eyes closed. He inhaled deeply, pulling his legs closer into him (criss cross style) and began to reflect on his decisions so far in his life.
((Oh god! I hope not ;3; I didn't catch that ahahahah))
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Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:48 pm
((Really?! Japan wakes up naked next to Greece, lol!
Oh, and sorry, I missed your question. Umm, I guess it depends how other people feel about it. I like calling them by country name, but I'd be okay with normal names too))
Russia wasn't bothered by it. He had plenty of plates, and he knew that Lithuania hadn't done it on purpose. "It's okay", he said, laughing softly and kneeling down to help Lithuania. "After all...you'll pay me back with your land", he said, his grin suddenly turning slightly malicious.
Greece wasn't thinking about anything in particular. Actually, he was trying to avoid thinking at all. Today was all about relaxation. Then again, everyday was about relaxation for Greece. A small smile appeared on his lips, and he stroked one of the nearby kitties. I wish I could be a cat...
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Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:55 pm
((Kay ahah and I'll have to look at that one again O: haha
Omg the way you play Russia is amazing HAHAHA ))
Lithuania blushed at Russia's words, avoiding his gaze as Russia helped him clean up the mess. As he went to reach for a particularly pointy piece, his hand landed upon Russia's since the sunflower-lover had gone for the exact same piece. Lithuania's eyes widened as he pulled his hand away immediately, shaking his head. "I-I'm sorry, Russia! V-very clumsy today! I promise I'll work harder!" He said, collecting what pieces he had in a rush, ending up cutting his fingers as he discarded the mess into the garbage. Lithuania's eyes watered slightly from the pain, but fought it back, hiding the cuts from Russia behind his back.
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Japan's meditation time was over, and he decided to take a peaceful walk down to the river. As he was walking, he found a peculiar beautiful lily by the water, and he knelt down to admire it's beauty. After getting distracted, Japan continued his stroll until he reached the main part of the river. To his surprise, he spotted Greece on the other side. Japan wondered how he should greet Greece, and decided he would feel odd if he loudly called out his name from across the river. Maybe he'll notice me first. He hoped.
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Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:58 pm
" Please remain calm Itialy ....Look around you who's house are you at what does it look like outside ? " Germany asked as he kept on the cell phone and he headed out side to his New Volts Wagon bettel . " If you ever want to eat Pasta again you must tell me ... Are there any mimes where you are ?" He asked geting into the car.
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" Right ! " America exclaimed get up on a dinning room chair and giving Canada the thumbs up. " I will break my addiction to oil in order to Free every beloved critter with in my boarders ! " he said befor getting on top of canada's table . " We can Make a gaient Snow globe around Antartica and stick all the polor bears in it . Then we'll have the gaient,I mentioned at the last meeting . This Gaient Hero will shake the snow globe up and it will knock the earth back into balance. " America told Canada.
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Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 9:03 pm
Belarus enterd Russias kitchen seting a broom against the wall scilently. She Took a Tenerizing malet and a cutting board over to the counter . Their were no words exchanged as lithuania was being Herased by Russia. Belarus moved over to the frige taking out a slice of Stake she went back to the cutting board seting it down . Then came BANG BANG as Belarus worked on the meat .
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Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 9:18 pm
((Sorry, I'm doing twelve things at once, plus I need to go to bed soon. I'm going to be driving a lot tomorrow =_= ))
((Haha, thank you! I love Russia =^_^= ))
Russia didn't understand why Lithuania was acting so weird. He turned his head, looking at him oddly. "What's wrong?" he asked, eyeing Lithuania's hand behind his back.
Greece pet the cat, holding him close and closing his eyes. If I was a cat, I could spend all day lying around and sleeping...and eat all the fish I'd want... It was at that moment Greece decided he was going to become a cat. He sat up, still hugging the kitty. Who knows anything about cats? France does...so does Japan... Getting up, he spotted Japan from across the river. He waved to him.
Startled, Canada was just barely able to rescue his pancakes from being trampled on by America. He glared up at the insane man. "That's great, but leave me out of it. It's Sunday, and I was looking forward to a peaceful breakfast. Alone".
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Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 9:25 pm
(( =_= must s....sleep to ))
America got off the table using up a littel energy with his last performence of justice. " Why alone ? " He asked curiously looking pale again." I would not want to be alone on a bright beautiful sunday morning. Where there is oppertunity to do somthing and meet some one new. " Then it struck him like a ton of bricks " Do you not want to have twin brotherly bonding time ? ...I could always send briten over to keep you company. "
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Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 9:28 pm
Italy looked around him, trying to match some of Germany's suggestions with the sight he saw. "There are some mimes...There's a really huge pointy tower thing!!!! It's looks like an alien tower. Germany am I on mars? GERMANY? GERMANY I THINK THAT IS AN ALIEN TOWER. Germany, I wonder if aliens have pasta!"
Lithuania grew embarrassed as Russia caught on. "N-nothing, I'm fine. I'll just get back to my chores..." He said softly, turning around and rushing cold water over his hands. The pain was unbelievable, and Liet bit his lip to keep from crying out. He shook slightly, and was positive Russia would notice.
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