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xScrapped_Princessx Vice Captain
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 Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 3:25 pm
How Many Products Can Billy Maze Sell You?
Try to keep the infinite list of items going, no matter how stupid!
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Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 3:27 pm
HI!!!! BILLY MAZE HERE, BRINGING YOU THE NEW REVOLUTIONARY PRODUCT, DIRT NAP! JUST PUT IT IN WATER AND WATCH IT WORK, PERFECT FOR OUTDOOR EVENTS AND SCUBA DIVING!!
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xScrapped_Princessx Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 9:11 pm
HI!!!! BILLY MAZE HERE, BRINGING YOU THE NEW REVOLUTIONARY PRODUCT, the TABTAB! Gaurenteed to get you lsot! Ever need a excuse to miss out on dinner with you in-laws? Or miss that important office meeting? Just use the TABTAB She'll get you so lost oyu find that porn book you hid when you where a teen.
WARNING: If the TABTAB is not feed evry twenty four hours she may try to consume your soul...through a straw.
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Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2009 10:15 pm
HI!!!! BILLY MAZE HERE, BRINGING YOU THE NEW REVOLUTIONARY PRODUCT, Kadoosh! Jsut spray it on any surface and whatch it turn white! Works on Granite, Marble, Countertops, and even carpet! Gotta big red wine stain? Spray on Kadoosh and whatch that red staint turn WHITE.
ORDER NOW and recieve not one but FIVE BOTTLES of Kadoosh, at a fraction of the price!
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xScrapped_Princessx Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 3:40 pm
HI! BILLY MAZE HERE!! BRING YOU A NEW PRODUCT THAT EVERYONE CAN LOVE!! Ganglia Be-Gone!! Tired of pain? Does it make you uncomfortable?! Cry no more!! Cause with Ganglia Be-Gone! You'll never have to feel pain again!
Warning: Although you won't feel pain the affects are still the same. Side effects include: Loss of memory and intelligence, loss of eyesight and every other sense, hallucinations, brain damage, brain liquidation, paralyzing from the hair down, agonizing pain after product wears down, limbs randomly exploding, family not loving you, the world ending as we know it, giant apes taking over the world much like Planet of the Apes only real, aliens killing the apes after taking over the world and then killing all the bears in existence, massive extinctions of sea creatures, voice going deeper/squeaky, and hitting puberty again.
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Posted: Tue May 05, 2009 6:25 pm
((side effects FTW!))
HI!!! BILLY MAZE HERE, BRINGING YOU THE HIGHEST IN MULTI-USE CLEANER TECHNOLOGY: WOWITWORKS! WOWITWORKS CAN BE USED ON ANYTHING, EVEN YOUR SOUL! FOOD SPOILING? POOR ON SOME WOWITWORKS AND BE DAZZLED AT FOOD THAT WILL NEVER EVER ROT! GENITALS SMELL BAD?! WOWITWORKS ON THAT TOO!! JOIN THE CRAZE WITH ME BILLY....MAZE!!!!!!!!!
*side effects include death, and may result in double-death.
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Dante_Delorian_ Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue May 05, 2009 6:46 pm
HI!!! BILLY MAZE HERE, PRESENTING TO YOU AN EXTRAORDINARY NEW PRODUCT: kER-sUNKIT! This secret solution allows you to SINK WHATEVER YOU WANT, WHEREVER YOU WANT!!! Tired of that old table in the kitchen? Spray it with kER-sUNKIT and watch it sink thru tha floor! Always wanted to find the kingdom of mayonnaise? Just spray yourself and you'll sink through whatever you're standing on! Why give away your old furniture when you can WATCH IT SINK!?!?!!!!1!!11!
*Side effects DEFINITELY include random inter-dimensional portal spawning, splinching, seizures, severe hallucination, running through the 90's, and uncontrollable babbling*
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Posted: Tue May 05, 2009 6:51 pm
!!!!!!HI BILLY MAZE HERE, BRINGING YOU THIS EPIC PRODUCT, HOSHIT!!! EVER FIND YOURSELF CLUELESS IN A CONVERSATION YOU NEED TO FIT INTO? JUST DAB ON SOME HOSHIT AND WATCH SOMETHING EPIC FLY FROM YOUR MOUTH!!! CALL WITHIN THE NEXT TEN HOURS AND GET A 2nd HOSHIT AND THE ADD-ON HOSNAP ABSOLUTELY FREE!!!!!11!!!!1!!!!!one!!!!
*side effects include epic vomitting, epic blast-crap, epic urination, epic retardation and epic zombification...OF DOOOOOOOM
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Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 6:55 am
HI !! BILLY MAZE HERE !!
After five years in a crack den we've come back only to Bring you this new Amazing Product called
'Effect-B-Shizz'
Got a Side effect from any of our recent Products? well F*ck thats a thing of the past now with Effect-B-Shizz, Just Dabble 'E'Fect' on your tounge and watch that Side effect go to Hell !
Side effect warning:~ Your side effect may become a 3d Effect in which your whole body will be effected by the effect, dont say we didnt warn you...Also may cause Genital Warts..
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Posted: Mon May 11, 2009 4:45 pm
HI!!!!! BILLY MAZE HERE!!!! TIRED OF BEING STOOPID? SAY NO MORE, AND SAY HELLO TO GENIUCIDE!! GENIUCIDE MAKES EVERYONE AROUND YOU STOOPID, MAKING YOU SMAWT!!!!
*side effects include but are not limited to instant retardation, vegetablization, suicide, instant death and seismic migranes. Side effects may become critical if cured by Effect-B-Shizz.
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Posted: Sat May 16, 2009 1:13 pm
HI!!!!! BILLY MAZE HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tired of looking up in the sky ad seeing boring old BLUE?? Well b**ch no more! Thanks to our newest product: Cawlor-Amaze-Meh!
Now with this brand spanking new product you can change the sky into multiple colors!! Whether it's the color Oxblood or Phthalocyanine Green, CAWLOR-AMAZE-MEH IS THE PRODUCT FOR YOOOUUUU!!!!
~Side Effects Include: Multiple Apocalypses
BUT! If you use our other product: Effect-B-Shizz you can take that Side Effect and just shove it! With this product, instead of Apocalypses, you'll get: Death
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Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 11:49 pm
((Espada, you think of some of the best Billy Maze products I have ever seen))
HI!!!!!!!! BILLY MAZE HERE!!!! TIRED OF NOSY NEIGHBORS!? JACKASSES ON THE FREEWAY!? WELL BUCKLE UP FOR THIS BRAND SPANKIN' NEW PRODUCT, LiFE-B-GONE!!
LiFE-B-Gone is easy to use and lightweight. Just aim and press the button, and BLAMO! The life is GONE! Use it on kids, pets, cops and more! Plus, LiFE-B-Gone is attachable to your car! Just suction-cup to the hood and squeeze the etra-long pump. BAZZOWWY! And the life is GONE!! CALL NOW AND RECEIVE A SECOND LiFE-B-GONE FREE!!!!
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xScrapped_Princessx Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun May 31, 2009 7:40 am
{(agreed)}
HI BILLY MAZE HERE!!!!!!!!!!! TELLING YOU TO GET HiDRATED!!
HiDRATED is a new amamzing revolutionary product that keeps you not thirsty! Made from all natural nature, this clear liquid concoction can you survive a lot longer! Buy a fll glass now for just £95.99!! AND GET A SECOND GLASS ABSOLUTELY FREE!!
*DISCLAIMER: HiDRATED is just water.
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Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 11:54 pm
~( lol Thanks! xD )~
HI!!! BILLY MAZE HERE!!!!!11!!!1!1!1!!!!!111!!!!
Tired of going to dances and not knowing any moves? Well cry in a corner no more!! New from Look at Me Dancing Industries: Look at Me! I'm dancing in high heels even though I'm not! Wow.. this is awkward... Now with Look at Me! I'm dancing in high heels even though I'm not! Wow.. this is awkward... you can look like the greatest dancer in the world!! Just open the box, take out the ball of reckoning, and throw it in the air!! The ball will release a fine powder (That looks like sulfur) causing everyone else's bones to just fade away! Now with everyone dead on the floor, you'll be the best dancer in the building!! But if you call of the now in the next 5 seconds, you can get a 35th one for $256.99!!
Side Effects Include: Being alone for the rest of your life, and other crazy stuff.
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Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 2:01 pm
HI BLLY MAZE HERE! bringing you! A life give it to teh nerd or emo you know and hold dear! Get them active in society! A LIFE!
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