As of this moment, I have 21 reasons! ^__^ Wanna read them all?
1. He's stupid for leaving Bella alone when he knows she's gonna try to kill herself everytime he's away for five minutes.
2. He's...F-U-G-L-Y! He ain't got no alibi! He fugly! Yea, yea, he fugly!
3. Jacob is a much better guy and can learn to keep his werewolf self under control so as not to hurt Bella.
4. Edward will always in some way or another, get Bella hurt, and as retarded as she is, she doesn't deserve it.
5. The whole sparkly crap is a load of bull.
6. The dude's a d***, pure and simple.
7. He's not worth the drama in the long run.
8. Dude's better off cleaning toilets than being a heart throb. Why? 'Cause he's a load of s***! (Ha ha!)
9. Every single vampire you come across in the movie is more attractive than the kid playing Edward; even some of the humans are smokin' hot compared to him.
10. Vegetarian vampires, my butt...If they had the chance/ knew all this crap was gonna happen, they would have ate Bella the first time they met her.
11. If the numb-nutts left you once, then, my dear, he'll leave you again. And this next time, you won't even have your little girl to keep you company seein' as she's with the werewolf you could have been with.
12. Did I mention the dude is fugly?
13. He's such a pansy! He wouldn't even fight for his woman when he clearly had the advantage!
14. When faced with the choice of picking the cold vampire or the warm wolf-man, you always pick the warm wolf-man, ya dumb broad! You can train 'im, you can cuddle with 'im, and he can be your guard dog. Of course, he's also super hot!
15. Shoulda just let the boy get himself killed. The series woulda been so much better for it, as well as the movie.
16. Personally, if I see a character from one of the Harry Potter movies that ends up dying at the end, I'm pretty sure that means nobody wants him as a love interest.
17. "Say it." "Vampire." *punch in the face*
18. SOMEBODY PLEASE KILL EDWARD OFF!!!!!!!! HE'S POINTLESS, RETARDED AND NARCISISTIC!!!!!!
19. I often fantasize that Bella learns the error of her ways and kills Edward at the end of the series. Then she gets rid of her (what I imagine with Edward's genes) stupid and fugly daughter to be with Jacob, the best guy she could have ended up with in the story and still be happy.
20. I also like to think that Stephanie Meyer originally planned to kill Edward off at the end of the last book, but that version got burned by her obsessive editors/friends/fans that just happened to come upon it and threatened to make her write a script for a Broadway musical called Stephanie Meyer's Twilight the Musical.
21. I'm pretty sure it's impossible for vampires to have babies with humans without killing them on accident...or on purpose.
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