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 Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 6:42 am
KAY, POST SOME RIDDLES OUI ? AND ANSWER MINE :] ANND POST SOME JOKES :] With pointed fangs it sits in wait,
With piercing force its doles out fate,
Over bloodless victims proclaiming its might,
Eternally joining in a single bite.
What am I? STAPLERRR
An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, "I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample."
The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells: "WHAT?"
"What did he say? What's he want?"
His wife yells back, "He needs your underwear."
3nodding 3nodding
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Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 6:52 am
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sweet_little_angelxxx Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 10:55 am
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Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 11:24 am
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sweet_little_angelxxx Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 12:28 pm
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Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 6:48 am
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sweet_little_angelxxx Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 6:52 am
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Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 9:06 am
a katey mum with a cake for a bum and a pie for a head?
or
a moose
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Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 9:07 am
OOOOOOO wait i got it
i think
STAPLER ?!?!?!?!
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Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 9:10 am
I can sizzle like bacon,
I am made with an egg,
I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg,
I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole,
I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole,
What am I?
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Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 11:44 am
zoewoey OOOOOOO wait i got it i think STAPLER ?!?!?!?! YOU FREAKING CHEATER neutral
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Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 11:45 am
zoewoey I can sizzle like bacon, I am made with an egg, I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg, I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole, I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole, What am I? SNAKE
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Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:32 am
well that one was obvious neutral
haha
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Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 12:19 pm
Ok here mine: My thunder comes before the lightning;
My lightning comes before the clouds;
My rain dries all the land it touches.
What am I?
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sweet_little_angelxxx Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 12:33 pm
bunny_pink6 Ok here mine: My thunder comes before the lightning;
My lightning comes before the clouds;
My rain dries all the land it touches.
What am I? My mums giant bum ?
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