Hey guys, I started this thread up in the Entertainment sub forum a long time ago, but then it kind of died. So, I've decided to revive it in this awesome guild.
So, what are 101 Things you guys have learned from Supernatural?
Below is the list that was started on the other thread
[link]So, fire away with suggestions and I'll try to keep this updated as much as possible. If we get on a role, I might even expand it to 201 or 301 things we've learned from Supernatural.
1 Rule: No spoilers for future episodes in the list, but if it's happened in an episode that has already aired, it's free game.
1. If someone says a place is haunted, don’t go in.
2. Bon Jovi rocks. (on occasion)
3. Gay love can pierce through the veil of death and save the day.
4. When you tell people the truth, you get a straight jacket or a punch in the face. Sometimes both.
5. Selling your soul to a demon never turns out well.
6. It
is physically possible to live long enough to know the chewy taste of your own intestines.
7. You can't kill a vampire with a wooden stake or iron, you need to cut its head off.
8. Salt is a spirit deterrent.
9. When it gets cold for no apparent reason and you can see your breath... RUN!
10. When an Angel says don't look at me.... seriously DON'T.
11. Its impossible to change your destiny.
12. House rules: Driver picks the music; shotgun shuts his cake hole.
13. Demons are very ugly.
14. When demons show an interest in you, it usually isn't a good sign.
15. Of course you should be afraid of the dark!
16. Apparently clowns kill.
17. Never trust little girls.
18. The fabric softener teddy bear is an evil lil' b***h
19. Never forget the pie.
20. Angels never give a straight answer.
21. Calling someone a b***h or a jerk is just another way of saying I love you.
22. Never get between a man and the love of his life... his car.
23. Humming Metallica is soothing.
24. Big brothers get the best blackmail material.
25. When using a fake ID always dress the part.
26. It also helps to be so hot no one bothers to look at the ID.
27. The Ghosthunters are not very successful ghost-hunters.
28. Don't piss angels off.
29. Don't EVER touch a rabbit's foot
30. Ipods don't belong in the Impala
31. Bigfoot's a hoax
32. Paper clips are an invaluable resource
33. Swayze'd. It’s a word.
34. Dean is Batman
35. If all else fails, poke it with a stick
36. Salting and burning is a viable solution to almost any problem.
37. If a table saw turns on by itself, DON'T go to investigate.
38. Don't throw a mystic coin in a wishing well... it never turns out good.
39. Yorkies are hell hounds in disguise XD
40. The whistle makes you their god
41. Cops that say okie-dokie are definitely good cops.
42. Demon blood is seriosly equivalant to demon sex.
43. If you're doubting God, it'd be a good idea to doubt your fellow angels too.
44. Only an angel can kill an angel.
45. Devils Traps made by Cas do not break by themself.
46. Crossroad demons seal deals by kissing.
47. Stop fcuking with the werewolf chick cuz you'll just have to kill her later.
48. Ruby 2.0 is a Mary Sue
49. Don't have sex with Sam... it may be the last thing you ever do
50. Demon blood is really crack.
51. Angels don't feel, but they can learn how to.
52. Dean + fallen angel = angel food cake~~
53. Joe the plumber was a douche...
54. Blood in a cup gets reception everywhere!
55. A spongebob placemat is an acceptable altar cloth for a summoning ritual. Just put it Sponge Bob side down.
56. Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life.
57. Perky nipples equal a get out of jail free card.
58. Unicorns ride on silver moonbeams, and shoot rainbows out their asses.
59. Don't bring stuffed animals to life!
60. Sam and Dean are teddy bear doctors on Thursdays.
61. What’s dead should stay dead
62. If you’re almost hell’s b***h, you can see hell’s other bitches.
63. Meteors are actually angels. who knew?
64. no, you can not trust angels either. they're just as sneaky and manipulative as humans. *cough*uriel*cough*
65. Uriel's the funniest angel in the garrison. ask anyone.
66. Peanut M&M's make a better trail than bread crumbs.
67. Sleeping with a giant knife under your pillow is not a sign of fear, but of precaution.
68. If you think somethings in your closet, go get a .45
69. Al Gore would be proud of even demons for recycling.
70. Salt is like acid for ghosts. It gives them a bad trip.
71. Digging up a body is illegal in all states.
72. Whatever you are or not. Dean WILL stab you in the face.
73. If you're eating a veggie/tofu burger and it tastes amazing, spit it out or a demon will smex your closest loved one.
74. There's an archangel tethered to every idiotic prophet.
75. Even when he's not allowed to help, Castiel will always find a way.
76. Even though archangels apparently could easily kill every demon out there, they've been set to sit around and watch over prophets.
77. If you're a prophet, don't threaten to kill yourself. The angles would only bring you back to life.
78. College fund = money for ammo
79. Demon blood makes regular blood taste extra yummy.
80. Godzilla's just a movie.
81. We've learned that if you want to become a servant to God, make sure you're a single person with no social life whatsoever.
82. Never, ever, ever, ever, EVER trust a demon, no matter what. Even if they promise sex and power.
83. Contrary to popular belief, killing Lillith is a bad thing (look at what happened)
84. The best hang over cure is a greasy pork sandwich served up in a dirty ash tray.
85. Justin Timberlake is quite the triple threat.
86. Always take down your Christmas Decorations after new years or else you might get pwned by a hooker from god.
87. Never trust freakishly cheerful people who give you meadowsweet wreaths for free.
88. If a pretty girl comes to you in your dreams, don't make any deals with her or else you might never wake up.
89. Even if a vampire is good, don't let them taste your blood.
90. Dead flowers are a sure sign of the walking dead, or of a black thumb.
91. The best way to resist mind control is - Oh hell. I don't know. Just make sure somone's always got your back and won't hesitate to shoot.
92. When hunting perverted ghosts, blondes make good bait and iron knives make good weapons - but watch out for the blonde's mother or she'll whup your a**
93. If a ghost is a murder victim, and their killer is still alive, don't burn their bones - they'll go away on their own once justice is served.
94. Always have a backup devil's trap.
95. Always make sure your targets are evil before you blow them away, or you'll be the one destined for Hell.
96. There is no such thing as imaginary friends. If you see someone no one else can, find out where their body is buried.
97. Never let a shape shifter out of your sight, and never get caught in SWAT's sights.
98. If some delusional spirit orders you to kill somebody, remember that your job is to hunt monsters, ghosts, and demons - not people.
99. When people start to act strange, it never hurts to splash some holy water on them.
100. You cannot trick a trickster.
101. When a monster is stalking you, don't stand next to the window. 102. The only thing that stops werewolves is a silver bullet to the heart. There is NO CURE.
103. In Hollywood, nothing is as it seems - make sure you don't blow away some stunt double in a monster suit.
104.Don't pick fights with guys who make 'Sasquatch' Sam look tiny.
105.Be careful what you wish for, it might come true.
106.Ghost towns are inherently dangerous - don't go off alone, and don't turn your back on anyone.
107.If you see someone about to open a gate to Hell - and I can't stress this enough - don't talk, just shoot!
108.Stay out of a girl's underwear drawer
109.There is such a thing called an "Anti-Santa"
110.Traveling via angelic magic fingers may unfortunately back up your um *cough* "biological plumbing"
111.The archangel Raphael is apparently a teenage mutant ninja angel
112.If your daddy works at the post office, expect him to abandon you soon *nod nods*
113.The prostitution business runs on absent fathers, it is the natural order.
114.Bert and Ernie are Gay
115.Dean won't let Cas die a virgin
116.Angels let emotions get in the way of having sex...
117. Angel wings are not necessarily made of white fluffy feathers.
118.Raphael is powerful enough to black out the entire room......... and the Eastern Seaboard
119.Don't publish books about Sam and Dean, because they have guns and they will find you.
120.Weapons are more effective with bungees attached to them.
121.Turn your phone off when dealing with psycho ghost boys.
122. Don't open doors that are lined with salt. There may be a killer ghost on the other side.
123.Cowboy boots are what makes Dr.Sexy sexy.
124. The Colt wont succeed in killing the Devil, but it will make him say "oww."
125. The word "play" is a relative term...
126."You don't break a curse, you get out of its way."
127.If you get caught doing something you weren't supposed to, pull down your pants, wiggle, and yell "pudding!!" . Remember, crazy always works.
128. If you don't like your life, rebel in a healthy, non-satanic way
129. Lucifer will prevail over the British Army.
130.Dean has waaaaay too many things come out of his mouth that aren't supposed to.
131.Before you start assuming that your sister/brother messed with your laptop... Make sure it's not a trickster first.
132. Sam is an abomination
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