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 Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 9:54 pm
yush, this topic will start off kinda blah, but here it is xD my friend and i where talking, im not a christian, but i love asking the question "so you read the bible right?" ..."dude: yea..."... "so whats jesus's last name huh?" and i always get the stupidest looks xD once i got "ummm jesus didnt have a last name" and i even was like "umm im pretty sure jesus's last name was christ." and he was like all getting offended xD so i just kept messing with him saying like "yea and his middle name is tapdancing... so its Jesus Tapdancing Christ" xD i think he went to church to tell on me o.o evangelicals are kinda crazy O.o boarder line Scientologists if you ask me @_@
Famous versus in the book of "The Bible Part 2"
John, 156:34 "... Silly Jesus, Sin is for kids"
Jesus 3:3 "STFU Lucifer you emo b*****d!"
Puberty of Jesus 4:20 "Whats happening to me dad?! im getting zits, my blood tastes like wine, and last night i had a wet dream and a Unicorn came out of me p***s!!!! *sobs*"
Jesus's "Other Father" 5:3A "YOUR PREGNANT!? But we didn't even get to Rox my Sox!... boulderdash!"
Comic Book Shop Guy, 9:17 "BULLY s**t Jesus, you F***ed Mary Magdalene, and you know it!"
P.S. i hate reading announcements -.- but i guess it would have helped.
*turns into robot in mocking way* Thank You. rofl
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Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 7:41 pm
o_O I'm actually kinda offended by this...
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Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 10:28 pm
i have this theory about the bible xD but i dont think i want to say it now xD LOL
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Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 11:29 pm
Go right ahead. I'm not one of those "Holier-than-thou" Christians, say whats you will! I promise I won't shove my christian views down your throat... mrgreen
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Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 8:05 am
Brilliant. I love it since it is mocking the Bible. I'm sorry, I just hate Bible thumpers who think that anyone that doesn't believe in their god is going to hell. Honestly, Hell sounds nice compared to the s**t that's happening here on earth.
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Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 8:45 am
buahahah! oh~ my theory to the bible is like "the lord of the rings" or "Star Wars" just simply a story, that just got out of hand and exaggerated that in 1000 years from now there will be cults and followers~ take Scientology~ same thing. and considering the fact that jesus's abilities where "turning water into wine" and such, you would think someone who could do that today is simply, a magician xD ... D: < i mean Chris angle can fly... Can jesus fly?!
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Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 8:09 pm
hehe this is funny XD i believe each his/ her own
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Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 7:38 pm
At least LOTR and Star Wars makes some sense, but the Bible? Its sad how people sometimes take everything in the Bible to be the truth and not a metaphor. Yes it teaches us to live a humble life, but there is more sin in the damn book and in its churches. The idea of Communion is one of them. Eating the flesh of Christ? Cannibalism is a sin the last I remembered and so was drinking blood. Plus, Christ wasn't born in December but in April and Easter has gotten out of hand. Look at all of the Catholic's practices and you'll see that none of it is Original. Being buried facing east is Sun worship, Halo's are the same thing, Zeus was the basis for God, none of it is original, but then again, is any religion? A lot of Christ's teachings are based of Buddhist proverbs and the like, so yeah. Now I feel like a walking encyclopedia.
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Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 11:16 am
@_@ *nods head* mhmm ... *cant stop starring at baby tear's chest*
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Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 1:54 pm
*smacks Genko upside his head* That's not yours to look at
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Shoumaikataki Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 9:32 pm
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Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 2:39 am
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FallenPrinceOfDarkness_X_
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Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 8:17 pm
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Posted: Wed Dec 01, 2010 2:26 pm
LOL wow. am i late or what?! lol
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