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Dr. Awkward
Lies by omission. Everyone is nice here except me. Jen just keeps me around because I won my vice captain status in a game of Texas Hold 'Em.
Anyway, before this topic reaches seven pages, I'll express my delight that you and Mana decided to join. I look forward to reading your future posts. If ever you need me for anything, I'm the one passed out in the corner.
Lies, Dr. Awkward is nicer than me. He won his vice captain status becuase he is awesome and helps keep things interesting on here. (:
Sweet as she may sound, our fair hostess/captain is just embarrassed about losing a game of cards to me. Though reasonable, we all need to accept the reality of our economic dangers, including though not limited to cards with Dr. Awkward. In fact, the fastest ways to lose your shirt in this country are in order:
The stock market,
Real estate,
Venture capitol,
Cards with Dr. Awkward,
Most retirement accounts.
Jen's nicer than I am. She was nice enough to shell out the gold to make this guild and put in most of the work, after all. Anyway, this is making me want to play some blackjack.
