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 Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 4:32 am
Edward Colon is a walking disco ball of +5 f**. He bathes in glitter and he FREAKIN SHIMMERS!
how to cosplay as Edward Colon:
1. Apply semi-adhesive White makeup to uncovered skin
2. Dump a bucket of glitter glue on self
3. Go to any Ambercrombie/Gap/Tillys/interchangible fashion-of the week store and buy any outfit on a maniquin
4. Blow dry hair for 2 hours
5. Put in gold eye contacts
Your good to go. now remember these few guidelines and people will think your The "REAL" Edward Colon!
1. Always look like some one shoved a rod up your a**
2. Weep Uncontrollably at random times for Bella
3. Hiss at people who piss you off
4. THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE! WhenEVER your step out into the sun you must say SHIMMER SHIMMER SHIMMER SHIMMER SHIMMER SHIMMER SHIMMER SHIMMER SHIMMER SHIMMER SHIMMER SHIMMER SHIMMER SHIMMER SHIMMER SHIMMER SHIMMER SHIMMER SHIMMER SHIMMER SHIMMER SHIMMER SHIMMER SHIMMER SHIMMER SHIMMER SHIMMER SHIMMER SHIMMER SHIMMER SHIMMER SHIMMER SHIMMER SHIMMER SHIMMER SHIMMER SHIMMER SHIMMER .....
no stopping when people look at either!
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Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 2:02 am
yes great rant.hes both a disgrace to battle vampires and romatic ones alike.......he otta be shoot with a 50 caliber holy hand gun,......(what i can like hellsing too.... sweatdrop )
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Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 4:54 am
I have vol. 1-4 of hellsing.
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Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 4:02 pm
then lets shot him with 2
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Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 2:58 pm
Hell, get Seras Victoria, Harkonnen his a**.
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Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 10:54 am
They have an announcement on Gaia. . .and it has Edward Cullen in it ._.
And I want to hurt it.
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Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 11:33 am
II Icy Yuna II They have an announcement on Gaia. . .and it has Edward Cullen in it ._. And I want to hurt it. I shall help you!
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Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 4:14 pm
IceQueenMizore II Icy Yuna II They have an announcement on Gaia. . .and it has Edward Cullen in it ._. And I want to hurt it. I shall help you! -pulls out Machine Gun- Anyone else want to help?
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Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 7:00 pm
RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
FEEL THE WRATH OF IceQueenMizore!!!!!!
DDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!*shoots 'em both up* 
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