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 Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 11:19 am
Today actually, me and Snowgal were drinking milk and texting her brother, and I told her brother:
'Your sister eats slow.' Which she does.
He replied back: 'duh'
She read the text and looked at me. Well, I was drinking my milk, and I had a big mouthful in my mouth. I looked at her and I couldn't help but laugh. The milk came out my mouth, my nose, and I farted ^^
She's never gunna let me live it down.
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Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 11:24 am
O.o ok...xD Ok, it was the last class before we went home and it was phys ed. I didn't feel like changing out of my shorts, so when the bell rang, I ran out of the school toward the bus, in my gym shorts when it was freezing cold. It was fun xD I think I'n gonna do it again, oh, and when I got on the bus, I decided to but my jeans on over my shorts, so I get into a seat and put them on, the bus driver, John, was trying to see if I was stripping and kept on moving his head to get a better veiw, that bus driver ish creepy...It was really funny though xD
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Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 11:56 am
i saw a cat humping a wall and having a cat orgasim
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Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 11:58 am
I once farted during a social studies test, and everyone was looking, it was soooooo funny XD
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Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 12:01 pm
aj remember 6th grade social studies
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Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 3:48 am
Bob fell down the stairs.
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Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 4:41 pm
My fish, Bob, he's a Beta fish. Anyway, I got him about a year ago, lets just say it hasn't been a very good year for him.
The first day we got him, we left him in our room. We came back and found him on the floor. He had jumped out of his little tank. He earned the name: Suicidal Fish.
Anyway, from then on, we kept a lid on his tank.
All this year, he'd be lucky if he was fed every 3 days or so. He's a tough fish, I give him that.
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Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2009 5:29 am
LOL, nice. Me and some friends were sitting at the side of the school. The doors were just a few meters away from us. Everyone would whisper 'p***s' anytime someone went by, one of those times, when this random grade 7 (i think it was a grade 7) went by, I screamed p***s! xD It was funny.
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Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:42 am
Me and Carly are going to be like 70 years old, wheeling around in hot pink wheelchairs yelling at people. ^^
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Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:49 am
Ok, so one morning, me and Carly, we were walking through the cafe, just before school started, like the first period, right?
Well, I see this muffin on a table, and I, being me, hadn't had breakfast. I looked at the muffin and said: I want that muffin.
Carly looked at the muffin.
I said: I'm going to take that muffin.
I took the muffin.
Carly, after I took the muffin said: And you took the muffin.
So now it's a joke between us.
I want that muffin.
I'm going to take that muffin.
I took that muffin.
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Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 8:56 am
I just ate a muffin...
Once, I was in the towns with Faith, this random noob comes over and starts to rape me, I runaway and he keeps on following me, then I accidently go into a different section of the town, then I come back and cut his balls off xD But there was a problem, he had no balls xD
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Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 11:28 am
Today, at lunch, we were sitting at our table and we were ready to go outside. So I get up and notice that there are a bunch of people in the way so I couldn't get through. I decided not to ask them to move their legs cause even if they did, I'd fall. Anyway, I decided to climb over the table. So when I step on it, my foot gets caught on the edge of the table and a fall, and I start to slip off the other end going face first into the bench attached to the table. It felt like I was going in slow motion too xD Then people notice me and start to stare at me. It was funny yet completely embarrasing.
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Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 4:35 pm
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Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 6:02 pm
One day at school we were playing tag and i was the last one (to be truthful im the usual computer nerd a little fat and kinnda slow im actually pretty fast) But the tagger was like one of the fastest kids in the class so i ran when he wasent looking to the bench which was home base and there are tiny rocks around the bench and he was like a centimeter away from touching me and I tripped and them i knew "Im going to face plant into the rocks" then like in a split second i moved my feet into a position and slid to the bench It was such an adrenaline rush i felt like i was in the matrix XD xp xp
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Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 6:03 pm
After that everyone decided to go after me X_X
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