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 Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 5:23 pm
They can be any kind of joke, yo-mama, chuck norris, cross the road and so on...
I'll start, Why did the emo-kid cross the road? To be hit with a car!
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Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 10:14 am
Yo mama is sooo fat, that wen she farted she started HURRICANE KATRINA xp
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Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 10:47 am
yo-mama sooo fat, that when she farts al gore makes it an enviromentle emergancy.
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 3:14 pm
yo mama iz so dam hairy the only language she speaks is WOOKIE 
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Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 3:17 pm
YO MAMA IZ SO FAT HER PANTS SIZE IZ................................................................loose some wait bish
OOOOOOOOO
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Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 3:18 pm
YO MAMA iz sooooo GHETTO wen she best breast feeds KOOL-AID COMES OUT
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Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 4:33 pm
Yo momma so old, her social security number is 1!
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Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 5:01 pm
Jose went to a baseball game. When he came back his parents asked him if he had a good time. "Everyone was so nice to me, when I got there everyone stood up and said 'Jose can you see ?'".
(Get it...? Jose rhymes with Oh say....like the anthem... sweatdrop sweatdrop sweatdrop )
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Eternal Dove of Beauty Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 8:21 pm
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Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 8:25 am
Eternal Dove of Beauty Jose went to a baseball game. When he came back his parents asked him if he had a good time. "Everyone was so nice to me, when I got there everyone stood up and said 'Jose can you see ?'". (Get it...? Jose rhymes with Oh say....like the anthem... sweatdrop sweatdrop sweatdrop ) that made me laugh...
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Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 4:16 pm
Yo momma so old that when God said let the be light, she hit the switch! xp
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Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 5:21 am
How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, but he is never around when you need him.
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Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 5:25 am
A story of revenge
A very shy guy goes into a pub on Valentine's Day night and sees a beautiful woman sitting alone at the bar.
After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I brought you a drink?"
She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!"
Everyone in the pub is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table totally red faced.
After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologises. She smiles at him and says, "I'm really sorry if I embarrassed you just then. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations."
The man responds, at the top of his lungs, "No I will not pay $200!"
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Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 11:46 am
Uriel FIre of God A story of revenge A very shy guy goes into a pub on Valentine's Day night and sees a beautiful woman sitting alone at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I brought you a drink?" She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!" Everyone in the pub is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table totally red faced. After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologises. She smiles at him and says, "I'm really sorry if I embarrassed you just then. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations." The man responds, at the top of his lungs, "No I will not pay $200!" XD Good one!
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Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 11:32 am
ackmed224 Uriel FIre of God A story of revenge A very shy guy goes into a pub on Valentine's Day night and sees a beautiful woman sitting alone at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I brought you a drink?" She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!" Everyone in the pub is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table totally red faced. After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologises. She smiles at him and says, "I'm really sorry if I embarrassed you just then. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations." The man responds, at the top of his lungs, "No I will not pay $200!" XD Good one! lol thanks
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