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JauntyJabberwocky

PostPosted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 8:53 pm


Zephyr marched out of the Villian's Bar with Kira the clown close in stow.
"One of the best things about being a Pirate: all the free stuff!" Zephyr declared happily.
"I like to think of it, as what's mine is yours. And EVERYTHING'S mine! Or at least, if I want it it will be!" She explained quite happily.
"And right now, the first thing Zephyr wants, is a ferret! So without further adieu, Pet Store, Ho!" She declared, happily headed in just that direction.
PostPosted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 9:32 pm


Kira didn't know what this was about but was happy he got to be involved.
"Full speed ahead!"

((Wtf?))

iAM666GOD
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JauntyJabberwocky

PostPosted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 4:07 pm


((we're raiding the town, stealing whatever we want, and right now Zephyr wants a farrett!))
"That's a good lad! You'll make cabin boy in no time!" Zephyr smiled.
PostPosted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 6:49 pm


((I want my phone call...I want it....I want...I want my phone call))
"Cabin boy?"
Kira wanted to go and get a pirate dictionary
"Could we get hydrolics on our ship?"

iAM666GOD
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JauntyJabberwocky

PostPosted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 5:24 pm


"What's this "hydrolics" of which you speak?" Zephyr asked, pausing to eye Kira and absentmindedly lighting asn old fashioned bomb and throwing it over her shoulder into a nearby shop.
PostPosted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 12:56 am


The clown smiled at the bang
"They make your ride bounce!"
The clown grabbed and hand full of explosions from a nearby ammunition store and threw them into a hobos fire place.

iAM666GOD
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JauntyJabberwocky

PostPosted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 6:44 pm


"You've got to be suaver than that!" Zephyr instructed.
"See, the whole point of being a pirate (among other things), is to be ultra suave! You don't really focus on where you're going to bomb, you just casually bomb the place! Observe!" She again, light a bomb, and started strolling down the street with it, before casually throwing it into another shop without braking stride.
"See?" She asked, turning just as the bomb blew out the window, blowing bits of glass right past her.
PostPosted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 10:05 pm


"Oh, I get it. You don't break a beat. Just act casual?"
He borrowed some more explosives from the same ammunition store and lit the fuse and threw the bomb into a school and acted like nothing happend as large pieces of cement and brick flew past him.

iAM666GOD
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JauntyJabberwocky

PostPosted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 5:05 pm


"There you go!" Zephyr laughed, wrapping an arm around the clown as she took another swig from her bottle of rum.
"Now we just need to work on you singing....tell me, do you know how to sing Cabin Fever?" She then asked.
PostPosted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 7:39 pm


The clown blushed and you could've seen the red if the make up wasn't on.
"I'm more of a 90's grunge person. Sorry...But you can teach me right?"

iAM666GOD
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JauntyJabberwocky

PostPosted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 3:02 pm


Zephyr stared in disbelief at the clown, then stepped ahead.
"Pay very close attention, because this is the ship's theme song!" She declared, then cleared her throat to sing the song, dancing along as well.
"I've got Cabin Fever, it's burnin in my brain!
I've got the Cabin Fever, it's drivin me insane!
We got Cabin Fever, we're flippin our bandannas,
Been stuck at see so long that we, have simply gone bananas!

Chika-chika-boom-boom, chika-chika-boom-boom-chik!
Chika-chika-boom-boom, chika-chika-boom-boom-chik!
We-we-we've got cabin fever, we lost what sense we had!
We got cabin fever, we're all goin mad!

Grab your partner by the ear, lash 'em to the wheel.
Do-si-so, step on their toe, listen to 'em squeal.
Alabama left, Alabama right,
it's time to sail or sink.
Swing your partner over the side- drop them in the drink!

We've got Cabin fever, no ifs ands or buts,
We're disoriented- and demented- and a little nuts.
-BOOM-

Auch du leibe, Volkswagen car, Sourbrauten, Wiener Schnitzel, und wonderbar!
We were sailing-SAAAAILING-the wind was on our side-
na-na-na, nanana-na-na. But then it died.

I've got cabin fever, I think I lost my grip.
Like to get my hands on, whoever wrote this script-Si.

Iiiiiiiiii, was floating 'neath a tropic mooooon,
and dreaming of a blue lagooooon,
now I'm as crazy as a looon. Who-who-who!

Cabin Feeever has ravaged all aboard,
this one small vessel has become a floating psycho ward.
We were sailing-SAAAAILING- headed who knows where,
and now though we're all heeeeeere-
We're not all there!

*dance solo*

Cabin Fever, Ah!" Zephyr danced to each part accordingly, and finished with arms out on one knee.
PostPosted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 8:27 pm


The clown sat down hunched over writing down every lyric to the song
"That...was....AMAZING!"
The clown stood up applauding.
"I can tell you performed this many times."
(Ever notice we're the only people here)

iAM666GOD
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JauntyJabberwocky

PostPosted: Thu May 14, 2009 4:52 pm


"All the time!" Zephyr smiled, "but now it's your turn, ready?"
((yes, we really are. I can post every day, if only others would let me...*sigh* then I get discouraged when after a week or two no one has posted, so I don't check as often anymore until the sight becomes active again, which it hasn't. ))
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