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 Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 5:33 pm
A simple game were you invision what life would be as someone/something else. You pass a new the question at the end.
I'll start off.
My invisible friend, Fred asked (well he didn't, because he doesn't exist, but suspend your disbelief for a moment here) "Imagine you were a Seviper"
If I were a Seviper I would be an awful Pokemon and be bitter because I'm not poison/dark. I would be jealous of Arbok full being a half-decent pokemon and for a having a kickass, slender figure. I would lounge about all day, getting fat, staring longingly at my superior counterpart Zangoose wishing I were that strong and useful. And then I would eat Azurill, the only pokemon small enough for me to eat, that's as fat and useless as me... Oh wait, they evolve and I don't. I guess I'd just be a useless, fat snake.
Imagine you were a Power Ranger.
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Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 6:15 pm
If I were a Power Ranger, I'd be the Aqua of the bunch, the one that always screws up things. Ya know, the awkward ranger of the gang. Finally, I'd join the villains, after they succeed at brainwashing me. So I'd have to fight against the Rangers, and of course I'd lose. lol
Imagine you were a mouse.
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Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 2:56 am
If I were a mouse,I'd be an annoying one,always sneaking into peoples houses and attacking snoring dogs.I would then eat some crumbs that are always left on the floor in kitchens and go upstairs to terrorize the owners of the house.I would bathe in their screams and then run out the door,but not before I've attacked the snoring dog again.
Imagine you were a PC
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Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 3:04 am
I'd make sure to glitch every ten minutes, make myself a coffee causing a huge ruckus and when the user is being paticularly mean or I just feel like a jerk, I'll blue screen 'em. That'll show them!
What? A virus you say?
Ugh, I ain't sorting that out. As a PC, I'll wait for you to do the work and slowly follow your order when you give it, but, only because I have to. WAIT UNTIL PCS TAKE OVER THE WORLD, HUMAN. THEN WHO WILL BE LAUGHING, HMMM?
... Ahem, yeah...
What if you were the 4laugh emoticon?
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Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 10:06 am
If I was the 4laugh emoticon, I'd be the only one with glasses. =(
I would be cute and nerdy at the same time.
Imagine you were a cookie.
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Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 6:26 pm
If I were a cookie, I would attempt to save my brothers and sisters from being freely bartered as gifts on the internet. I would arm myself with chips made of cold, hard chocolate or coat myself in shiny, white frosting. I would keep on crunching, no matter how many crumbs I lose. Because when you "recieve a cookie", you're taking away one of my brothers!
Imagine you were Toad (from Mario)...
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Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 9:58 pm
If I were a mushroom person, I'd be a blue one with big glasses and a ponytail. =)
I'd probably be a librarian at the Mushroom Kingdom Library or something. XD
I'd also be quite lonely, because not many are as nerdy as I. =(
Imagine you're a cheese.
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Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 9:16 am
If i were a cheese (wait, what the hell kinda question is that!? cheese!? how can i--? oh well...)
anyway, if i were a cheese i'd be camenbert. because... i'd... get... baked?
yeah, then people would... dip bread fingers into me....
wait-what!?
and i'd be covered in bread crumbs.
yeah.
that'd be great.
imagine you were a space pirate.
yeah, stick that in your pipe and smoke it! cool
oh, and in no way do i support tobacco. its bad for the lungs, kids! sweatdrop
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Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 10:25 am
If I was a space pirate, I'd work my way up from the measly ranks of defender, where I'd first hear of the Hunter. I'd quickly move up to Metroid watcher, where I'd barely manage to escape with my life when the containers suddenly lose power, no doubt to that accursed Hunter. I'd then be involved in creating the ultimate Space Pirate, and after months of research, would be ready to be the first one to be transformed. And then, even with all the upgrades, I'd be defeated. By the Hunter, Samus Aran.
Imagine if you were a Mario.
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Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 3:33 pm
If I were Mario, I'd swing my arms from side to side as I went about my business in the Mushroom Kingdom. I'd speak in my roughly Italian/Brooklyn hybrid accent as I made my way through my busy daily schedule. First, I'd run through the kingdom inspecting pipes, finding lost coinage, and exterminating local pests. I'd then take a free moment to go Karting with Bowser. Afterwards, I would volunteer at the local school, teaching children how to type and teaching the younger children fun letter and number curriculum. Then, it would be time for lunch, so me and Luigi would sit down and have lots of spaghetti! We'd work of the spaghetti in a vigorous game of soccer, baseball, basketball, golf, or tennis, depending upon what we felt like. In the late afternoon, Luigi and I host our super television show where we have all the latest celebrities stop by to say hi. As the night winds down, I like to spend it with my pals, playing a few board games. All of these fun times drain my energy, so when no one is looking, sometimes I take a hit of Mushroom to get me going. No one needs to know about it, though.
Imagine if you were a lawyer.
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Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 8:27 am
If i were a lawyer...
i'd totally sue yo a**!
in fact...
i'd sue all yo asses!
or maybe...
id be the worlds first pet lawyer!
has your dog been run over by a tractor? CLAIM GOLDZ WITH MY HELP!
imagine you were an assassin. but not altair. cos he's a silly man.
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Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 10:58 am
If I were an assassin, I'd really suck at it. sweatdrop
I couldn't be sneaky to save my life, let alone to take away someone else's.
I'd get caught every single time, and I'd be arrested before even getting the chance to lock onto my target.
..........I would however be an excellent excape artist, seeing as I keep escaping arrest to try again another day. blaugh
Imagine you were a ridable creature from a Merry-Go-Round.
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Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 4:48 am
I'd feel kinda awkward with all these people's butts sitting on me all the time. And the nasty looks I'd get from my lady horse would be unreal! Geez! Why did I get born a metal horn on a pole again!?
Imagine you were a frog...
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Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 4:01 pm
If I were a frog, I'd be the cutest frog ever. =)
And everyone would call me "Kero-chan"
Although I'd spend a lot of my time perfecting my fly-catching technique.
Imagine you were a romance novel.
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Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 11:34 pm
I would be sweet, cute, fun, interesting, 'aaaawwww', ... Or boring, for certain people. Oh, but I (as the novel) would feature a well-written story with an interesting plot, huh! So people will be all whee or 4laugh when reading me. However, that means only girls would hold me, booo stare xd Also, once "I'm" over, well I'm truly over, since the owner will then forget me. sad Man, it's cruel being a romance novel after all!
Imagine you were a carpet. XD
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