Jesus was seen sitting in a chair, in the middle of the ring as his robe was slightly exposing his balls to the crowd as he raised the mic to his mouth "To all the people in the crowd and to my fellow superstars in the back, I, Jesus Christ will be spreading the love tonight through the power of my Jesus Juice. However the other day while I was on the toilet smacking the monkey to this month's issue of Playboy, when I received from the big cheese of Gore Pro Wrestling and he offically invited me back here to GPW." Jesus took a brief break while he stood up to do a big fart "Oh Jesus Christ, wait that would be me right, anyway at first I thought he had to be a ******** terriost to get me to come back here in GPW, I then later find out he is a little skinny white p***k". Jesus took a deep breath "Happy Holocaust everyone" Jesus then rolled out of the ring while he left the crowd in a state of shock
