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angel of dark mercy Captain
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 Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 12:16 pm
Welcome to the Randomness...0_0
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Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 3:55 pm
And randomness it shall be! O.o
Anyway, 1st post. Who're members so far?
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angel of dark mercy Captain
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Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 8:07 pm
Well right now we have 29 people...
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 3:18 pm
...You should probably post a separate OOC within the OOC for each Rp we have going...
That way everyone know's where to post and what not...
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Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2009 5:56 pm
We could...but at the moment are too lazy, although now that I have read your post, I will.
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Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 9:39 am
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Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 6:24 am
Ramdomness is amazing- but what form shall it take?
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Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 6:25 am
Oh- I didn't get to say this yet- love your new avi, angel.
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ArtemisChild Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 8:39 am
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Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 8:07 pm
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angel of dark mercy Captain
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Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 6:20 am
Welcome. Mine changes daily, practically... ^@_@^
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Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2009 5:23 pm
I'm Sorry But this.....yea
"God not only punished Eve to bleed in shame for eating the forbidden fruit and thus, exiling her and Adam from the Garden of Eden..."
"The hell are you talking about?"
"BUT! God also punished Adam for not keeping control of his blonde wife!"
"The F--?!"
"ADAM'S PUNISHMENT WAS PMS!!"
"Wait...Eve was blonde?!"
-My impromptu sermon at lunch at school (and my friends' reactions)-
lololol
"This ramen tastes like moldy a--"
-My response when my brother made me ramen-
lololol
"I'm so glad you picked me to drink!"
-Written on the cap of my SoBe-
"...I think I just got hit on by a beverage o.O;"
lololol
"I've got you girl!"
-Written on another cap of my SoBe-
"WTH?!"
lololol
"Quit doing that, I feel violated."
"I'm just staring."
"And it's violating me!"
-My violation via stare-
lololol
"What is wrong with you? Those two sooo aren't gay for each other!"
"I'm sorry, what was that? All I heard was the sound of a homophobe's dying cry..."
-Some stupid phomo in my History class-
lololol
"BACK OFF! I'VE GOT A CROWBAR AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT!"
-Me fending off a yaoi fanboy who was trying to steal my AkuRoku folder at school-
lololol
"You're my number 1 gecko!"
-Another SoBe cap-
"...no comment..."
lololol
"We all know the story of Adam and Eve...but what many of us are not aware of was that, before Eve...there was Steve..."
-Opening of the BI-ble, written by me and my friends-
lololol
"Wow...we're going to hell for this..."
-Our shared reaction after writting the BI-ble-
lololol
"This has to stop,"
"What does?"
"This...yaoi fetish thing you have going on."
"What about it?"
"It has to stop!"
"What does?"
"The yaoi!"
"What about it?"
"Ugh!"
-An exchange between me and my mom one Saturday morning-
lololol
"Be my gecko-love!"
-Yet another attempt by SoBe to woo me (I didn't believe it at first either)-
lololol
"You realize that the way you're eating that corndog, you're asking to be molested."
"Say what now?"
"You heard me..."
-scoots away- "...I don't think I'm comfortable around you anymore..."
"NOT ME YOU TARD!"
"Riiiight..."
-My best friend and me at lunch (the thought of being molested by her doesn't actually bother me)-
lololol
(This next one took place during my Acting class...the teacher was busy with the upcoming school play, so we were just chillin' and I was sitting in the hall with a couple of my buddies, when these two girls walked by...one of them had SERIOUSLY tight pants...and a rather nice booty...so I commented...well...more like whistled...I couldn't help myself!)
-gasps indignantly- "You lesbo!"
"No...doing that doesn't make me a lesbian...THIS DOES!" -grabs girl's butt-
"AAAHHH!" -runs away-
"...I can't believe you just did that..."
"I can, haha, high five!"
lololol
"Work it girl!"
-More SoBe-
lololol
"Wait...you have an ENTIRE folder FULL of AkuRoku?!"
"Never leave the house without it."
"...I think I love you."
-An exchange between me and some random girl in the hall at school-
lololol
"Why are we all sitting on the floor?"
"I don't know...but we make a heart!"
"HOLY S--! WE DO!"
-Another moment of me and my friends at lunch-
lololol
"Whatcha writin'?"
-freaks out because I'm writing a lemon- "NOTHING!" -enlarges random program on toolbar and stares at mom innocently-
"Is...that what I think it is...?" -points at computer screen-
-turns to see giant, explicit picture of AkuRoku- "Umm...depends...what do you think it is?"
-Awkward moment between me and my mom-
lololol
"SoBe my girl?"
-Another SoBe cap-
"...I give up..."
lololol
"I just realized how much SoBe I drink..."
-My revelation after reading that last SoBe message-
lololol
"Okay, so, next time he sits down, sit on his lap REALLY hard, then run away."
"He's twice my size!"
"So? That makes him slow...weren't you the second fastest kid in tryouts?"
"Yeah, but--"
"That means you're fast!"
"And he's FAT! But that's not the point!"
-laughs uncontrollably-
-Me trying to give my brother a solution to a bully at school-
lololol
"Just jump on his back, scream "SQUEE, YAOI LOVES YOU!" and run away."
"I've got a problem with jumping on some guy I don't know and saying, "Yay, yaoi loves you!"
"Okay, I said "squee". "Squee, yaoi loves you."
"So? What's the difference?"
"There's a BIG difference between "yay" and "squee". They're two TOTALLY different things!"
"WHATEVER!"
-An attempt by me to aid my brother with bully problems (and teach him proper fangirl/boy jargon)-
lololol
(This one is rather awkward...it happened one weekend when I got a brilliant idea for my upcoming AkuRoku lemon in OK2BGAY. But first, I had to determine if it was physically possible...)
-mom opens my door and walks in- "I'm going to the store, would you like to c--"
-handcuffed to my headboard- "...hi mom..."
"I refuse to ask..." -backs out of the room slowly-
"It's for research! RESEARCH DAMN IT!"
-closes door and laughs hysterically-
"Ugh..." -stares at door for a moment- "Mom?"
"Hahaha, yeah?"
"...could you come let me out?"
"HAHAHAHAHA!"
lololol
"WHERE THE F&# IS AXEL?!"
"What are you yelling about?"
"I FINALLY get Sims2 to work, I FINALLY get Organization sim mods, I FINALLY get Roxas to stop rejecting Axel's marriage proposals, and he gets F#ING ABDUCTED!"
"...and this has upset you so that you are screaming at the computer?"
"YES, DAMN IT! BECAUSE HE'S ONLY SUPPOSED TO BE GONE FOR THREE DAYS!"
"And?"
"...it's been FIVE!"
"This is relevant because...?"
"Because Roxas won't stop moping around the house! I caught him crying to the toaster of his woes!"
"o.O SH-T! FIND THE PYRO!"
"THE ALIENS HAVE HIM!"
-Me ranting because those stupid aliens won't give my Axel sim back-
lololol
"I want Axel back, damn it!"
"Why would they keep him so long?"
"I have no freaking clue! Maybe they're fascinated by the odd human who's freakishly skinny, tall, has womanly hips, and seems to enjoy the constant probing!"
"Yeah...that sounds about right..."
"While this awkward conversation amused me slightly, it doesn't solve my problem...and Roxas is STILL crying and wandering around the house like a zombie. Poor thing is beyond depressed! I'm scared he'll cut his wrists from missing his new husband!"
"If I didn't know you were talking about Sims2, I'd think you were insane."
-Another rant I had to my friend, who also thinks it's odd Axel isn't back yet-
lololol
"There's no passion in plastics..."
-SoBe cap...'nuff said-
lololol
"YES! AXEL'S BACK!"
"Really?!"
"YES!" -does random happy dance- "Look! He's on the front lawn rubbing his sore a--!"
"There was no part of that last sentence that I didn't like..."
-My shared joy with my friend when the aliens FINALLY sent Axel sim home-
lololol
"Wow...didn't see THAT coming..."
"What?"
"Well...you remember how Axel came back last night?"
"Yeah..."
"I thought, 'hey, he'll be pregnant, but at least he's home'. And at first, I thought it was pretty funny and awesome that the first thing he and Roxas did was have WooHoo."
-Laughs-
"But then I got the little message sound thingy...and remembered that any alien impregnated sim infects others through WooHoo..."
"So...you're saying that..."
"Yes...Roxas is pregnant now too."
"...I wish I had your life...I really do..."
-An exchange between me and a buddy of mine after Axel sim came back-
lololol
"PREGNANCY IS A VIRUS!!"
-My aunt's reaction to the Axel/Roxas sim mpreg-
"...o.O;"
lololol
"I've got, like a whole four-way poligamist deal going on now."
"Wow...you're sims are f-cked up...mine are just gay..."
-Strange exchange between me and a fellow bio student who's also a fan of Sims2-
lololol
"Hahaha, nice Clint Eastwood impression!"
"SHUT UP YOU TARD!"
"Can't help it!" -plays Chocobo theme- "There, some theme music for ya!"
"You all suck, I just got raped by a pole and you're laughing!"
"You're own fault, we said it was a bad idea,"
"No, you said running across the pole was a bad idea, you said nothing about straddling it and scooting across ten feet!"
"...now we know it's a bad idea!"
"I hate you guys..."
-A last day of school adventure at a nearby kiddie park...um...don't ask (sweatdrops)-
lololol
(This isn't really anything special, other than the fact that I got Axel and Roxas plushies!...yeah...I had to work my a** off for them, since there were only 3 left in stock online and my mom said I had to do chores to get them...I had to climb up on our roof to clean out the gutters for them f-ckers!)
"I had the most psychotic dream last night..."
"Really?"
"Yeah...you know how Roxas came in today, right?"
"You haven't shut up about it...so...yeah, I'm aware."
"Well, other than the fact that every time I pick him up, my hand is right on his a--, I had a distrubing dream about him."
"What happened?"
"Well...Roxas plushie started choking me in my sleep, threatening to kill me and demanding Axel. I just started freaking out, man, and flailed around screaming 'HE'LL BE HERE TOMORROW, I SWEAR, I SWEAR! PLEASEDON'TKILLMEOMFGBBQ!!"
"O.o . . .you need help."
"No! I need protection from the plushie!"
-My friend was not very sympathetic...not at all...I'm afraid Roxas is gonna kill me one day...-
lololol
"This is great...no really...it is...huh..."
"What's wrong with them?"
"Nothing, nothing at all...it's just that...well..."
"What?"
"Axel showed up yesterday...just like I knew he would...but I woke up this morning and...um...his hand was between Roxas' legs and I swear I didn't put it there!"
"...so that means...?"
"Gah, don't you see?! First I get Axel and Roxas sims with freaking AIs that make them perverted sex demons who'd rather have a nice screw than take care of their kids anymore."
"They really DO that?!"
"Well...when the kids are at school they do...but that's not the point! The point is that now I have plushies with perverted souls possessing them."
"I've said it before...you need help...soon."
-Yeah...they really were sitting like that when I woke up...and I don't hang out with that friend anymore...teh plushies are cute damn it!-
lololol
"That's it...there is no innocence left in this world!"
"What happened, what happened?"
"I just went into my room, and found my plushies on the floor in a...rather...naughty position...ahem...yeah..."
"Ha ha, very funny. I bet you really liked making them do that."
"I'm SERIOUS! WHY DOES NOBODY BELIEVE THAT MY PLUSHIES ARE PREVERTS?!"
"Because, ah, they're TOYS?!"
"They are NOT toys...they are collectables...and they're having sex on my bedroom floor."
-erm...yeah...self-explanatory...I love my plushies...-
lololol
"My reactions are like a snake...but my moves are like a dork."
"I love how you're saying all this without pants on..."
-My dad was being weird, so I had to comment-
lololol
"So, are you just going to stand there and gloat or can I call us good and go home...where there are no pmsing blonds...or n****e biting ferrets."
-that's just a TASTE of the crazy a** rps I got going on with Ems-
lololol
(I am not joking at all with this stuff, okay? At lunch at school, Amryn was complaining about her knee hurting, so I asked if she wanted me to kiss it better...this is what happened...)
"Kiss my knee better, wife!"
"Okay, okay," -kisses Ryn's knee-
"YAY! IT FEELS BETTER!"
"...I can't believe you actually kissed her knee..."
"I used to kiss boo-boos all the time when I used to babysit--"
"People actually let you near their children?! o.O"
"Wow, I feel the love here,"
"Seriously, I wouldn't trust you with my children...you corrupt innocent minds."
"And their parents paid me to do it too." -grins-
lololol
"Why'd they have to make the bottles ugly?"
"Yeah, they dorked the bottles."
"...that makes it sound SO wrong."
"DORKED not PORKED"
"HAHAHA!"
-This is how my dad and I express our displeasure at how they changed the bottle on the Lipton Iced Tea drink xD-
lololol
"You're kind of a big deal,"
-SoBe isn't quite as gracious in its compliments as it used to be...-
lololol
"I fear the chickenpox infested potato o.O"
-late nights with my mom are made of win...lol-
lololol
"Here's your plate."
"Thanks, dad."
"Oh, and watch out for those fries...they're flaming bits of potato death."
-I love my father...he is the epitome of dirty, sarcastic humor-
lololol
"Wow...my knees are all weird...think I can say I have a real disability now?"
"You mean besides the mental disability you have?"
-I am so proud of my little brother for that line...even more so for the fact that he said it in front of the doctor xD-
lololol
"Feel free to jump in and help any time..."
"Pfft... -snickers-"
-A testament to my ultimate laziness, lawl-
lololol
"Ojedo gokkuro, onurdo gokkuro, modeungon gokkuro doragago isso,"
"o.O wtf?!"
"Naeiri wayahae! Haengbokui shigyega, chaegag chaegag doragagebji!!"
"The HELL is she doing?"
"Singing in Korean and dancing like a tard, apparently."
"...why did I even bother asking?"
-My family is well used to my quirks...and my terrible singing-
lololol
"You've probably never had an inkling that someone would tell you that there's two square roots for every number. I know it blew MY mind. I just wanted to put my head down and pretend it never happened..."
-My math teacher...yeah, he's pretty awesome-
lololol
"Well, I didn't FINISH the problem...does that mean I fail?"
"If you at least tried, it's not TOTALLY wrong. I wouldn't be like, "ner, 0 points, you suck,"
-He's said worse than that...including telling everyone to 'stfu' as he kicked a hole in the wall-
lololol
"You're being a pain in my a**...but in all the good ways."
-o.O I think I'm in love with Mr. Steihr...considering he said that to a MALE student xD-
lololol
(Today was a hardcore day in math...so here's a compilation of Mr. Stiehr goodness -poor man, lol-)
"Mr. Stiehr...when are we ever going to watch a movie in this class?"
"Dillon...where in the HELL did that question even come from?"
xXx
"I want to kick something and I don't know why..."
xXx
"She hit me pretty hard..."
"I'm jealous...I wish I could've hit you too."
xXx
"Multiply fractions, little boy!" -cracks whip-
xXx
"It was like God went, "PERPOW, POW! No radicals in denominators!" and we were all like, "okay...we believe you"."
xXx
"You guys...Mr. Stiehr is going to have a mental breakdown if you don't stop..."
"I've already had my breakdown. Now I just...don't give a crap anymore."
xXx
"Is this the RIGHT way to do it?"
"Yes...I mean...no? Maybe...God I hope so..."
"I think my brain just imploded Mr. Stiehr..."
"Oops...don't make a mess on my new stove, kthnx."
xXx
"Der der DER...ugh... -foreheadwhiteboard-"
-poor Mr. Stiehr...but at least it's fun to hear him banter with the troublemakers and watch him lose his s**t xD-
lololol
"ATTENTION! A program on your desktop has requested that Runtime program terminate it in an unusual way, please contact costumer support about this problem."
"Wth? Again?! What am I supposed to tell them? That a program on my desktop is apparently suicidal and keeps asking a friend to off it in an 'unusual' way and needs therapy?!"
-Seriously...wtf...that window has popped up like...five times in the past three weeks...the programs it's talking about, I don't even HAVE on my effing computer o-O' help...-
lololol
"They aren't like terms anymore, so this two now has a square root of three hanging on its a** and is all 'I don't like you, we can't play anymore'."
-More Mr. Stiehr goodness-
lololol
"-looks around at everyone half asleep- I wish we had magic math pills..."
-random kid pulls out cellphone to start texting-
-glares- "I'm not sure what smells worse, my markers or your cellphones,"
"I'm pretty sure cells don't stink..."
"Your senses just aren't as honed as mine."
-The kids in my math class need to show this awesome man some respect-
lololol
"Your sarcasm is killing me, man, I think I just died a little more on the inside..."
"Jesus doesn't like your tone,"
"Jesus hates your attitude."
me - "MISTER STIEHR, I GOTTA PEE!"
- l-o-l -
lololol
-holds up a piece of paper with a cube drawn and colored on it- "Alright, so, this is the gaming sphere--"
"THAT'S A BOX!"
"... -facepalms-"
"...but...but it IS! -flails-"
-I couldn't keep my mouth shut xD-
lololol
"Oh hey...I should put my pickle on the tree."
"HAHAHAHAHA! Where the hell did THAT come from?!"
"xD I don't know, but I need to put my pickle on the tree."
"Whoa, not when the kids are in the house..."
"No...not like that...I don't have a physical pickle, I'm female!"
-I've said it before...I'll say it again...mom is epic-
lololol
Demyx: "...what do you want us to do about it?"
Axel: "I...have absolutely no idea...but I'm lonely, lacking in booze, and am in fear that in a few terrifying months, in which Sora will most likely tear my d**k off, there will be countless little Riku-hotties running around with that b***h's attitude!"
Axel: "Yes? Was that a yes?!"
Sora: "GOD YES!"
Axel: "NOT YOU!"
Demyx: "Yeah yeah...you can come over..."
Zexion: -grins and hangs up-
Axel: "Hello? HELLO?!"
Sora: "THERE, RIGHT THERE!!"
Axel: "NO THEY'RE NOT! ENJOY SCREWING, I'M GONE!"
Sora: "YES!!"
-There are only two people in the WORLD who know what this is from...and I'd like to keep it that way xD ILU LADIES!-
lololol
"I'm epic, you know?"
"What did you do THIS time?"
"Had Axel claim Demyx's couch in the name of his a**."
"...whoa...nice."
-My brother is quickly becoming a partner in crime (cackles)-
lololol
"pooooooke..."
"Dun poke me when I'm trying to suck cream, woman!"
-New Year's Day with the family at our fave cantonese restaraunt-
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ArtemisChild Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2009 11:47 pm
Daaaaannnnggggg Sly... Some of that was hilarious xD
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Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 7:51 am
Oh my god, I died several times over from laughter. I want your life. Mine includes pressuring parents and annoying little sisters/brother. >_<
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Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 2:04 pm
YAY! my life is awesome!but teaching my brother good fangirl/boy addict is hard...
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