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 Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 12:45 pm
With Gaia's hilarious generator that just came out, I thought it would be fun to post the links and valentines we've recieved or sent that have just turned out hilarious! Have fun, and Happy Valentines Day! 
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Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 12:47 pm
http://www.gaiaonline.com/event/valentines2009/valentine/?u=4435768&v=535&n=fb4f8ed2e36dcb9e46255242eb8c8e42 My beloved dragonfly_kida, You and I are just two sparkly people trying to make it in this plush world. I know we're not perfect-- I've certainly been guilty of rape in the past, and I know you've dabbled in adultery, but let's put that all in the past and focus on what really matters: our bouncy love. Without you, I'm nothing but a sweaty racoon. You've got friend, the theme from Friends, that's what friends are for! Yours jiggly, monkeyslavemaster
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Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 4:21 pm
mr duranka,
You know how the song goes: "spotted men say only knives rush in." Well, I'm afraid I must. I can't wait another minute to feel your stained embrace. Now I know how Ganondorf felt when the bombs first parted to reveal Link silhouetted against a scarred sky. It was hate at first sight! Please be mine. I'll be right here, killing Beseechingly until you get here.
Have a happy Singles Awareness Day!
Yours truly,
Yanatareo
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Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 11:01 am
monkeyslavemaster,
You know how the song goes: "kind men say only dogs rush in." Well, I'm afraid I must. I can't wait another minute to feel your pretty embrace. Now I know how Peter Pan felt when the cats first parted to reveal Scooby Doo silhouetted against a smart sky. It was love at first sight! Please be mine. I'll be right here, poking (0) until you get here.
Have a goofy Valentine's Day!!
Yours truly,
AllisonPowers
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Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 3:08 pm
My beloved yanatareo,
You and I are just two sweaty people trying to make it in this smelly world. I know we're not perfect-- I've certainly been guilty of child porn in the past, and I know you've dabbled in adultery, but let's put that all in the past and focus on what really matters: our clear love. Without you, I'm nothing but a slimy whale.
Happy V-Day!
Yours stealthily,
mr duranka
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Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 4:31 pm
monkeyslavemaster,
You know how the song goes: "sparkly men say only bananas rush in." Well, I'm afraid I must. I can't wait another minute to feel your fluffy embrace. Now I know how the Maniacle Mortal felt when the cocktails first parted to reveal Boy Scout Billy silhouetted against a silky sky. It was lust at first sight! Please be mine. I'll be right here, sleeping vivaciously until you get here.
Hope your Valentines Day was grrrreat! Like Frosted Flakes!
Yours truly,
maniacle_mortal
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Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 4:38 pm
Dearest maniacle_mortal,
I cannot begin to describe how quickly my nose burns for you. As I write this, I'm flirting in my Avenue Q, unable to contain my laughing desire. Please, accept my slutty embrace and know that you're truly the persimmon of my eye.
I yearn for you,
monkeyslavemaster
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