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 Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 6:13 pm
~*~KEY~*~
RED = TV
BLUE = Real Life
GREEN = Celebrity
PURPLE = Interwebs
BROWN = Manga
~*~QUOTES~*~
Comedy Now
“Incest is Relative.”
MadTV, Keegan-Michael Key
“Let us shove our performance so far down the audience’s throat so that they’ll be pooping Dickens for six weeks.”
Desperate Housewives, Bree Van De Kamp
“The opposite of love isn't hate. It's indifference. And if you hate me, that means you still care and we're still connected and I still have a chance to set you right.”
Blue collar TV
“When the bus driver gets off the bus, who shuts the door?”
Monty Python
“And Renee Decsartes was a drunken fart: “I drink therefore I am!”
Jamie Morris
“Practice Safe Design: Use a concept.”
Jamie Morris
“Marker Layout Paper has a good side and a bad side, just like the force.”
Christian
“HUSKLER - See... this year’s juiciest corn get SHUCKED”
Luke
“Online corn!”
Deviantart, Nami-Tsuki
“Apples are ovaries, ovaries for trees.”
Livejournal, thisbe
“your html is showing wink ”
Random Heath Ledger fans
“Oh Heathus!” or "Sweet Heathus!" and other related variations.
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Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 9:29 pm
LOL!
I don't think I have any favorite quotes... cept maybe BAKA and It's a Summer Service Day!
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Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 6:00 pm
I started a new quotes list this semester, but now that I'm back, I can combine it with my old one. ^^
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Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 10:41 pm
Family Guy, Stewie
“I’ll do to you what I did to John Lennon!”
Introduction with... “Yoko, John Lennon. John, Yoko.”
South Park Movie, Mr. Garrison
“I’m sorry Wendy, but I don’t trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die.”
livejournal, zadr community, mith-maulin
Dib gaped at him. “You’re making a booty call?!”
“Cease your talk of boots!”
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Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 9:47 pm
Seto Kaiba, Yu-Gi-Oh! Abridged
“Screw the rules! I have money!”
Yu-Gi-Oh! Duelist Vol. 5 p. 97, Seto Kaiba
“Yugi... Fighting you again makes my heart beat faster.”
Yu-Gi-Oh! Duelist Vol. 5 p. 105, Bandit Keith
“It’s still the first half. They’re just feeling each other out... but it’s about to get fiercer.”
Yu-Gi-Oh! Duelist Vol. 5 p. 113, Seto Kaiba
“Yugi, you cur...! Exposing my cards... The ultimate humiliation!”
...homosexual subtext? -_-;;
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Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 8:53 pm
livejournal, kethni, Elle
“Do you even know if he’s into guys? Or are you going to ******** him fruity?”
Mohinder stares at her open-mouthed.
“What?” she asks. “******** him fruity, bugger him bent, pound him poofy. You know, give him such a good time he goes over to your side of the bus.”
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Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 1:45 pm
Oh, don't forget:
Unconditional Love: Don't let me die in a glitter suit!
XD
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