Lets Kill Bob! :D

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In this game, we have an imaginary person, named Bob. As Bob goes about his day, we will put his life in danger, then save it, then do it again.

So let's say inviso-man posts:
"Bob is walking across the street, and trips as a truck is coming by. KILL!"
I would post in response:
"But, the driver sees him, swerves, and hits a fire hydrant instead. SAVE!"
Then the person below me would post a way to put Bob's life in danger once more. Remember, the more far fetched the better.

I'll start.

Bob was driving to work and a truck in front of him spilled hydrochloric acid all over the road. KILL!  

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((Not allowed to kill forever, that stops the game. Meanie.))
However, Gambino's goons start messing with his corpse, and he ends up being resurrected as a glompie. SEMI SAVE!  

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However, the glompie hunter was just a newbie and used a rubber knife. Bob managed to escape with all but his dignity in tact. Save!  

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However, a crack team of bomb squad penguins deactivated the bomb while it was still falling, then waddled off in to the sunset while bob lurched out of the way of the deactivated bomb. Thank you penguins! Save!  

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The penguin doesn't have thumbs to hold the cleavers though. Save!