I'm new, This was my first interesting encounter.
This was in rally.
I happened to be talking about temples in thailand.


I'm talking to my friends about stuff when a noob comes along and asks
Noob: "Who do you worship?"
Me: "You're not part of my life."
Noob: "Noob."
Me: "Noob is an abbreviation for newbie."
Noob: "Stupid"
Me: "All because I didn't want to answer a question?"
Noob: "Loser"
Me: "Can't you read?"
Noob: "You a foolish."
Me: "Oh, Fine. Lucifer"
Noob: "I believe in god."
Me: "Everyone has a different god."
Noob: "You're in hell, I'm in heaven."
Me: "Hell is Periwinkle, What color is Heaven?"
Noob: "Heaven is perfect"
Me: "Perfect isn't a color."
Noob: "Hell is hot"
Me: "So is Australia."
Noob: "What's Australia?"
Me: "I live there, Buddy."
Noob: "Hell is called Australia?"
Me: "No, It's a country."
Noob: "You mean the place with the Koalas?"
Me: "Yes."
Noob: "You have to worship god."
Me: "No."
*Another guy dressed in the total opposite comes along*
Noob: "You're opposites"
Me: "Yes"
Dude: "Yeah, And she's a girl."
Me: "I'm a dude."
Dude: "...o3o"
*Dude leaves*
Noob: "You believe in Satan?"
Me: "He's called Lucifer."
Noob: "I believe in god."
Me: "Gah, Whatever."
Noob: "Huh?"
*I leave*


That shows how ignorant noobs can be.
Hopefully I didn't offened anybody with this, If I did,
Sorry.