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 Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 4:53 pm
Ah, I love these word games and whatnot. Hopefully you know how this one works. It's simple --- someone wishes for something, and then the next person corrupts the wish and then makes a wish of his or her own.
[EXAMPLE]
Quote: I wish I had magical powers.
Quote: You get them, but your spells always backfire on you. I wish I had A MILLION DOLLARS.
Quote: The shops don't recognize it as legal tender and put you in jail for fraud. I wish my computer would give me toast.
And so on. :]
I will start.
I wish I didn't have to take my midterms. x|
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Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 1:35 pm
theonlywayout I wish I didn't have to take my midterms. x|
I wish I was a RAWKSTAR! x3
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Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 5:26 pm
Your music only became popular with the grizzly bears, making every trip to the corner market a dangerous journey fraught with fleas and grasping jaws.
I wish I had Awesome Ninja Skillz.
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Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 9:30 am
The pirates hear of this and start to target ninja recruits. They relentlessly hunt you down, set fire to your house, and steal your treasure. As well as your mother.
I wish for fish on a Montreal dish.
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Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 10:35 am
You were given a fish on a Montreal dish, but it did not argee with your stomach and the arguement turned horribly violent, putting you into the hospital where you were mixed up with another patient. The patient was scheduled to get an enlargement of the nose, giving you an extremely large booger maker and a mole upon your left cheek.
I wish I had blue skin, ten arms and acidic spit! @w@
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Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 10:44 am
o_O
The genie does a double take and starts to choke up with laughter. Violently. He collapses, unable to breathe. He dies of asphyxiation and your wish is never even granted.
I wish I had a cute gray bunny.
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Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 12:45 pm
Wow! and just when you thought no one would do anything bad to the bunny...
The sweet little bunny has no legs... I'm a bad person.
I wish I had a turkey sandwich... on toasted sourdough with bacon, havarti cheese and mayonaise. No wilted lettuce, no under ripe tomatoes, no miracle whip, no soggy bread, or any of that funny business.
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Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 2:20 pm
Your sandwich comes served... except the turkey's alive. Live, wild, angry, and bent on leading his righteous turkey brothers to defeat the blasphemous infidel scum--- whoops, I mean human predator.
I wish my poor sweet bunny had legs. D:
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Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 4:53 pm
Your bunny has legs! Yey! But they were put on its head.
I wish I could adopt a cat. D;
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Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 5:30 pm
Korean people think cas are satan
I wish I could get on more often.
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Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 3:23 pm
You get on more often, but nobody responds to your posts or PMs. The lack of Gaian contact drives you to insanity, causing you to eat your clothing and wear your food.
I wish I could go to Spain.
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Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 3:03 pm
You go to Spain. But then you wake up. It was just a dream and for some reason your pants are full of spam.
I wish my hair was longer. D<
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Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 2:30 pm
Your hair grows long ridiculously fast, then grabs your neck and beats you up, etc.
I wish essays were more fun to write.
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Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 6:12 pm
Essays were more fun to write. So fun that you decided to take up some other forms of writing for extra credit. When you did, though, you wrote about a girl who was strangled by her own hair that had grown super fast. It wasn't as much fun when she came alive and started offing your neighbors one by one with her deadly locks of gold to eventually go after you. :3
I wish there were good things to snack on in this house. @w@
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Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 9:33 pm
You find super good snacks in the cabinet! But, they are on the top most cabinet which you cannot reach without a chair. You fall off the chair, break your neck, and live the rest of your life in a wheelchair. And you are never able to reach any of the good snacks.
I wish my mother would shut up.
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