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Story Line
Once upon a time there was a Dragon and he had a bad cold that made him sneeze every day. It made him sad because his sneezes would burn and his spider senses tingled with the most exihilerating feeling. Then, on Tuesday, the most enchanting, young, beautiful princess came and asked the dragon to a ball room dance competition. The Dragon then replied that he was sick so she made him chicken noodle soup. He ate it and he spouted canned bean curd from his nose. It was painful. He discovered that the chicken noodle soup had been cursed with bean curd-ness, so the dragon went to the lord of the bean curds and incinerated him with fire-chestnuts flavored with socks. The bean curd lord died and the dragon started home. The princess was still there knitting a lovely burgundy sweater, which she gave to him and he quickly incinerated it because he hated the color burgundy. Then On That Lovely Day All The Words Were Capitalized Because It Was Captialization Appreciation Week Because Some Odd Ball Liked Squealing Like A Pig But Only on Tuesdays, So The Dragon Ate Him/Her, And He/She Enjoyed Every Moment. The princess managed to convince [the dragon] that eating people was only [a national pass time]. The dragon took the princess to Disneyland for the magical celebration for the unveiling of Micky Mouses anatomical correction. The shoes on his ears grew until they crushed him dead and made poor Minnie glad. The dragon became bored so he made an origami crane and the crane flew away which made the dragon sad until the cake showed up. The cake did a dance and the princess stabbed it and the cake started to bleed icing while screaming loudly. The princess felt bad so she ate him quickly. After that she burped loudly and the dragon called her rude because even dragons have manners but the proncess bit his claws because princesses don't have brains. The dragon got mad and toasted the princess to a crisp. Then dragon decided that maybe this wasn't a good day and went back to be for a hundred seconds. Dragon seconds are years. Years like you can't imagine. The dragon woke up and went on a fiery rampage, hollering about Trogdor the Burninator. The peasants tried to stop Mr. Grumpy Sleepy Head, only they were too busy burning to death in their fields. Fields full of yummy potatoes that roasted and smelled of tasty french fries. The dragon hated french fries, so he flew back to his cave. While he was in the cave he decided to grow strawberries, but he was too impatient, so he slept for fifty years. When he awoke, there stood the princess, now at sixty-five. He was very surprised that she was so old now and she was still his friend. He didn't realize people could be walking charcoal. This confused him a lot. His brain turned to mush and the charcoal princess began screaming. It oozed all over the place so the princess decided to act like a priss. The robot killed them all and then 'twas The End. But, No! The Odd-Ballz came and wrote an even more weird tale! And it is written at some other point of destruction and random odd-ballishness! It happened on a thursday but that isn't this story. It's another mind blowing tale that happened on a wednesday. There was a lightening storm. It blew up the cows. It was kinda messy. Really. Chocolate milk spewed everywhere! The milk was one and two percent. But no whole milk came, so the cow must of been on crack, coke, meth or all three. Because everyone know that cows make a mess when exploding, they all ran and coverd their udders, which they love to drink out of. Then some pigs came along and trashed the barn. They opened a beer keg and chugged down the chocolate milk inside. They were pissed when they realized that it was milk and not their precious beer. That is when they started shooting up the barn with a rooster in their pants. They went flying through the doom hole with crazy socks filled with bean curd on their heads. It was very typical for their kind to do this. Then the dinosaurs ate flaming doodie bags and the robot killed them again after he slaughtered the pumpkin king who was having an affair with Jack the Beanstalk. After the robot killed them again with his alien ray gun. This happened many more times except Krago's Police Pea exploded into a million and one tiny fragments of purple and green dancing lolipops! The alien then took a gun and shot everyone. The gun was bent in half by Chuck Norris, who then whomped some alien butt. Then round house kicked the unverse back to its rightful position but it was leaning a little bit to the left. That's why we all have a bad sense of direction.
