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Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2009 7:37 pm
This game is pretty simple. You kill the person above you. The only rule I ask for this thread is that the death isn't a "one liner". Please try to put some thought into the death!!!
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Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 4:54 pm
One day Monkeyslavemaster was walking down the street. We shall call Monkey, Fail Cake. Fail Cake was walking down the street after a vigorous workout at the gym. Fail Cake was exhausted, and was looking forward to a nice nap when she returned home. As Fail Cake was walking, she recieved a text message from her boyfriend, saying to meet him at the local burger joint - we shall call it McManiacle's. Grumbling, Fail Cake turned around, and began heading to McManiacle's. As she was walking, her legs feeling like lead after working her gluets, she noticed a child, riding a bike down the sidewalk. Fail Cake smiled, grabbing the handlebars as the child rode by. The child flew head over heals into the sidewalk, being saved by his helmet. Fail Cake leapt onto the bicycle, and rode to McManiacle's, glad she wasn't walking.
As Fail Cake walked in to McManiacle's, she noticed her handsome boyfriend sitting alone. She sat down next to her boyfriend, wrapping an arm around his waist. He already had a meal for her, knowing her favourite was the zebra patty. She eagerly began chowing down, her workout and the ride to McManiacle's working her appetite up. Her boyfriend, we shall call him Keorn, then decided to drive her home, seeing as she was wiped out. Keorn drove Fail Cake home, and pulled over to the shoulder in front of her fraternity. As he leaned over to kiss Fail Cake goodnight, he slammed his lighter onto the dashboard. It exploded, setting the whole car on fire. The doors were locked, and Fail Cake was frantic to save Keorn as well, but when Fail Cake opened her eyes, the whole car was consumed in flames, and Keorn was nowhere to be seen. By the time Fail Cake was able to get her hands to open the flaming door, she was already engulfed in flames. She ran up and down the street, screaming, as she slowly burnt to death.
{{I went over and beyond the expectations, but I've also played this game with Monkey before}}
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Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 5:03 pm
Maniacle Mortal was swimming at the pool one day, and her friend decided to come with her. Maniacle was showing off her backflips from the diving board, when her friend dared her to try a backflip from the deck into the pool. It was a Triple-Dog-Dare, so she couldn't just ignore it. Maniacle backed to the edge of the deck, and leapt backwards. It was a clean flip, but her head came crashing down on the gutter, knocking her unconscious. No one realized she had hit her head. She didn't come back up until the paramedics came, and by then she was already dead.
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Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 2:49 pm
Yanatareo was riding his horse around the track, when Mr. Duranka and his horse leapt into the scene. Mr. Duranka's horse snorted at Yanatareo and his horse in anger. Yanatareo pulled out his jousting stick, and Mr. Duranka pulled out his. They ran at each other on their horses. The first time both were unscathed, but the second time they went at each other, Yanatareo was impaled on the spot, falling from his horse. Mr. Duranka turned his horse around and trampled Yanatareo, so he didn't writhe in pain.
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Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 10:47 am
Mr. Duranka, we shall call him Rice Pudding. Rice Pudding was watching his favorite show, The Twilight Zone, when someone came knocking on his door. Naturally, Rice Pudding didn't answer it, because The Twilight Zone was on. He turned the volume up higher, hoping that the person would go away. After what seemed like a good five minutes, the knocking still persisted. Finally, a comercial came up, and Rice Pudding angrilly ran to the door and opened it, ready to devour whoever was ruining his show. As he quickly swung the door open, he stuck his head out into the hall of his apartment, looking for the cause of knocking. No one was there. He looked both ways down the hall, only to find it completely deserted. He poked his head back into his apartment, closing and locking the door as he heard the commercials ending. He sat down on his sunken-in couch, and finished watching The Twilight Zone.
The next day, as The Twilight Zone was starting, someone began knocking on Rice Pudding's door again. Seeing as it was an episode he had already seen, Rice Pudding reluctantly got up and went to the door. He unlocked and opened the door, but no one was there again. This time, the sound of knocking persisted. He looked down both ends of the hallway between apartments, but not a single person was out there. He listened closely to the knocking, and noticed that it sounded like it was inside of his house. Rice Pudding closed his door, leaving it unlocked, since he was a little uneasy that someone or thing was knocking inside his house. He walked down his hallway, following the sound of knocking. He stopped in front of his bathroom, the knocking suddenly stopping as his shadow fell under the crack of the door. Rice Pudding balled up his fists, his only defense against this unknown intruder. He opened the door to find a strange little creature huddled on his toilet. "What are you doing?!" Rice Pudding exclaimed, "This is MY house!"
The creature smiled, it had no lips, but a line simply stretched across its pale face that looked to never have seen the sunlight. Nubby, wide-spaced teeth line its mouth, the teeth brown with decay and rot. Slowly, it lifted a finger toward the ceiling, indicating for Rice Pudding to look up.
Cautiously, Rice Pudding directed his gaze in the upward direction. A silent scream formed on his lips. A dark shape was sprawled on his ceiling. It was shaped like a man, but featureless, made of such pure darkness, that it seemed to be sucking light from the room. It reached a hand out at Rice Pudding, who tried to run, but was caught by the collar of his shirt. He screamed, only to have it cut off sharply. As the dark creature's fingers touched Rice Pudding's flesh, his skin began frying and shriveling, at an alarming rate. A second, and Rice Pudding was but a pile of ash on the floor. The pale creature giggling, and dancing around the seat of the toilet.
{{Ooh...That one got a little disturbing...Sorry Mr. Duranka, I got a little carried away with that one... sweatdrop }}
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Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 4:56 pm
One evening, at the drag queen show, Maniacle Mortal put on his attire, and dressed up like a voluptuous woman. A large bow was tied around his waist to flatter his more manly features. He wore a blonde wig, and very gaudy, sparkly make up. He walked down the runway, working his outfit, all handmade by his boyfriend. As he rounded the corner, a horrible misstep was made, and his stilleto heel snapped in half. Maniacle Mortal fell off the stage, his head cracking open as it made contact with the ground.
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