Grocery Shopping is one of my best past times. It's like christmas to me. As we walked through the isles, we discussed the night to come. Looking at Expensive bottles of Champagne, I decided on a whimsical moment to do something out of the norm.
People in the store liked at me as if I were insane!
"Let's break tradition."
"Break? Tradition?"
"No hamburgers or hotdogs?"
"But..."
"Pork Loin, Pork Roast, and Chicken Fajitas! And Bratwurst, too."
"Fajita's?!"
"Yeah! And Jalapeno wrapped in Bacon!"
"Oh, no..."
"And no champagne either!"
"Why?"
"Let's get WINE!"
"Wine?!"
"And Olives!"
"For what?!"
"For the martini's ofcourse!"
"Oh Jesus Christ, she's lost her mind."
"Oh! Let's get some new glasses for our guests!"
"What kind?!"
"These! With rainbow colors in their base and nice small vessels."
"Those are so small!"
"To enjoy our wine better! We're bringing in the new year, might as well do it with class!"
"What about the kids?"
"WHAT?! Kids?! OH HELL NAW! Send them to GRANDMA'S!"
"Oh Son of a--"
We need tylonal too."
"FOR WHAT?!"
"For the Jello-Shots?"
"You don't put tylonal in Jello."
"No, but it'll be helpful in the morning."
I won.
We got Fajita's, Pork Loin, Bratwurst, and Jalapeno's. We bought Pink Champagne (on his insistence, and some very nice looking blackberry wine. No jello-shots or Martini's, but fancy rainbow glasses to sip on our drinks. Yay!
HAPPY NEW YEARS GUILDIES.
People in the store liked at me as if I were insane!
"Let's break tradition."
"Break? Tradition?"
"No hamburgers or hotdogs?"
"But..."
"Pork Loin, Pork Roast, and Chicken Fajitas! And Bratwurst, too."
"Fajita's?!"
"Yeah! And Jalapeno wrapped in Bacon!"
"Oh, no..."
"And no champagne either!"
"Why?"
"Let's get WINE!"
"Wine?!"
"And Olives!"
"For what?!"
"For the martini's ofcourse!"
"Oh Jesus Christ, she's lost her mind."
"Oh! Let's get some new glasses for our guests!"
"What kind?!"
"These! With rainbow colors in their base and nice small vessels."
"Those are so small!"
"To enjoy our wine better! We're bringing in the new year, might as well do it with class!"
"What about the kids?"
"WHAT?! Kids?! OH HELL NAW! Send them to GRANDMA'S!"
"Oh Son of a--"
We need tylonal too."
"FOR WHAT?!"
"For the Jello-Shots?"
"You don't put tylonal in Jello."
"No, but it'll be helpful in the morning."
I won.
We got Fajita's, Pork Loin, Bratwurst, and Jalapeno's. We bought Pink Champagne (on his insistence, and some very nice looking blackberry wine. No jello-shots or Martini's, but fancy rainbow glasses to sip on our drinks. Yay!
HAPPY NEW YEARS GUILDIES.
