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 Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 8:48 pm
Ok answer the questions honestly, then look up the answers on urbandictionary
Here are the questions:
1.) Your name:
2.) Your age:
3.) One of your friends:
4.) What should you be doing?
5.) Your favourite colour:
6.) Your birthplace:
7.) Last person you talked to:
8.) Last thing you had to drink:
9.) Your nickname:
10.) Finish the line: "the best thing in life is/are..."
11.) One word to describe yourself would be:
12.) Month of your birthday?
13.) What did you last eat?
14.) Your sibling's name?
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Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 8:59 pm
1.) Your name: Evelyn
Meaning:Elegant,Intellegent,wit, with wisdom, birth-giving is pronounced EV-a-lin, EEV-lin. It is of Norman origin. Modern use derives from a transferred use of an English surname, from the Norman female name Aveline, an elaborated form of Ava. Also a variant Anglicization of Irish Eibhilin. Also possibly from the Old German name Avila or from the Latin "avis" meaning "bird".
Evelyn is just like her name
2.) Your age: 18
The age where an American can:
1. Legally buy pornography
2. Legally buy cigarettes
3. Legally gamble in Indian Casinos
4. Legally be concidered an adult
5. Be tried as an adult in a court of law
6. Be drafted for a war they don't believe in
... but still cannot buy alcohol.
Billy: Wow! I turned 18! I'm going to buy cigarettes and gamble in a shoddy Indian casino!
Joey: Wow! I turned 21! I'm going to buy vodka and gamble in a real casino!
Billy: ... damn country.
3.) One of your friends: Morgasm
An orgasm that gives you more.
Liz had an unexpected second orgasm, and realized she just had a morgasm!
4.) What should you be doing? Sleeping
To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.
GET OUT GRANDMA! I was sleeping.
Those were sleeping noises grandma.
5.) Your favourite colour: Pink
slang reference to the v****a
im gonna get me some pink
6.) Your birthplace: Chapel Hill
Also known as Chapel Thrill, Chapel Hill is hard to explain to people who have never been there. Chapel Hill is about 95% ignorant liberal and 95% ridiculously rich. The funny thing is that those rich people choose to ignore the small section of poor people who live in town (yes there are poor people in Chapel Hill). The town of Chapel Hill is growing out of control, literally busting at the seams with new people wanting a piece of the Chapel Hill pie. It is hard for people to move here though because of extremely harsh zoning laws which were put in place by the extremely controlling liberal government. This town is also clearly separated into racial sections, for example the neighborhood of birch meadows is almost completely Asian, while south Estes is almost completely black. The oaks neighborhood is the old white rich neighborhood of Chapel Hill where houses average over a million bucks a pop. There are too many stupid deer in this town too, we need one day to just find and shoot as many deer as we can because the population is out of control. The red roof inn in Chapel Hill is one of only two red roof inns without a red roof, why you ask; because Chapel Hill’s zoning laws prohibit such "eye pollution". The one upside to living in Chapel Hill is its basketball team, too bad our roads suck so bad it takes an hour to get 3 miles to the game.
Chapel Hill North Carolina
7.) Last person you talked to: Mom
The woman who loves you unconditionally from birth, the one who puts her kids before herself and the one who you can always count on above everyone else.
Just telling her your problems makes you feel better because mom's always know how to make it all go away.
Even if you fight, know that she's just looking out for your best interests.
Where would you be without your mom?
8.) Last thing you had to drink: Cream Soda
Awesome soft drink with a light vanilla flavor. Often distributed by well known root beer companies for some reason.
IBC cream soda is the best.
9.) Your nickname: Evie
very fione girl who will grow up to be a really really REALLY hotte babe... get a peice of her a** wile you can...
that evie chick matured so well... shes so damn hotte now!!!
10.) Finish the line: "the best thing in life is/are..." Sexual
the majority of Urban Dictionary's definitions
Every time I've looked up food phrases on Urban Dictionary, they've all had sexual definitions.
11.) One word to describe yourself would be: Me
not you.
i am me... you are not.
end of story.
12.) Month of your birthday? October
NUDY MAGAZINE DAY!
- what day is it?
- ...october...
(go watch billy madison)
13.) What did you last eat? Chex Mix
a cocktail of stimulants, usually ritalin and adderall conveniently bundled for one's consumption.
"yo, i'm still geekin' off that chex mix!"
14.) Your sibling's name? Nicky
to pull a nicky means that one dances on the dance floor for a bit and then spontaneosuly jumping on the floor to perform an excellent wave
dude, that guy just pulled the most amazing nicky
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Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 7:27 pm
1) Alex - Someone that is of extreme greatness. Often considered as a god in some religions. Also means cool. biggrin
2) 16 - not to be confused with 15 or even 17. Its the age when you are able to drive and earn your independence!
If you are 16 you are pretty much an adult, which means YOU ROCK!
3) Zane - to be simultaneously sane and insane. Wasn't much else for this name...
4) Homework - Homework is a form of suppressing a child's individual interests so that they do not develop any ideas of individual worth and proceed to fill a job that is needed to keep everything functioning properly when he or she is not at school. Like school, people who challenge the idea of homework are seen as stupid because they are unwilling to memorize things that people before them thought or did in an effort to appear "intelligent." In American society, it is vital that one takes a job working under an employer as someone who helps keep the economy and social order functioning as it should rather than developing his or her own indivdual interests and possibly changing the way we look at life.
The truth!!!
5) Green - The best color in the world.
6) South Bend - A wormhole in the Midwest where cool is defined by your pickup truck and how many Buds you can shotgun in a sitting. Also known as the home of Notre Dame, which tries to pretend it's not a part of South Bend by creating its own city. Also: a town in "Michiana" where fun goes to die.
I don't remember anything from South Bend, we moved when I was like three.
7) Dad - the guy who treats you like his own. the one who, teaches you how to ride a bike. the one who is there for you no matter what. the one who wants his little girl to grow up happy. the one who you can go to. the one who, when you start to date guys, gets all super protective. the guy that loves you unconditionally. even when you mess up every once in a while no matter how big the mess up was.
The only definition I could find without profound language.
cool Milk - The most tasty s**t EVER.
Although milk comes from cow tits, it's still really good.
9) Mr Green - cute green smiley that is a basic staple to all phpbb forum emoticons. It is green, rather than yellow, and displays a huge teethy grin, expressing a large ammount of happiness.
10) Life itself - A sexually-transmitted, terminal disease.
11) Excited - The feeling you get when you know that you're getting paid on 10s of thousands of people's bills across 18 countries worldwide !!!!
12) June - The month the hottest people in the world are born.
13) Butterfinger - That delicious candybar with a chocolate coating and crispy peanut butter candy in the middle that crumbles in layers.
14) I have no siblings... sad
Fun Quiz!
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Posted: Sun Jun 07, 2009 3:07 am
1.) Your name:
Darryen K. Richardson
2.) Your age:
16 years young
3.) One of your friends:
Woody(Indeed it's his real name LOL)
4.) What should you be doing?
Sleeping.
5.) Your favourite colour:
Red smile
6.) Your birthplace:
St. Marks Hospital
Brooklyn, New York Time: 7:10
On July 10th, 92 (Also 7:10) smile
7.) Last person you talked to:
Victoria(Future gf)
8.) Last thing you had to drink:
Apple Juice
9.) Your nickname:
Cookie
Picked it up a few years ago
10.) Finish the line: "the best thing in life is/are..."
Friends
11.) One word to describe yourself would be:
Funny
12.) Month of your birthday?
July
13.) What did you last eat?
Chicken and Rice
14.) Your sibling's name?
Aliyah
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Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 3:36 pm
Cookiie, you did it wrong. confused
Take the answers you have and go onto urbandictionary.com. Then, search each of those words and put the best or funniest definition(s) you can find there next to the word.
Without the Urban Dictionary definitions, it's just stupid. neutral
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Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 6:23 pm
1.) Your name: Doan
The word used to describe sexuality in men. It is deprived from the latin root "Do anian", which means to be in top shape.
2.) Your age: 15
One of the worst ages of being a teenager. You are in the middle and you wind up with the most problems that age. You are too young to drive without an adult, cannot go to the prom, and get a part time job like real teenagers. Your head is up your a** and one day you are still a kid watching cartoons and another day you'll like to have sex. This is also the age when most teen problems occur such as anorexia and cutting.
3.) One of your friends:Jodie
The man who steals a soldier's woman while he is overseas. The man who is with another man's woman while he is in prison, at work, etc....
4.) What should you be doing?reading
5.) Your favourite colour: purple
Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.
6.) Your birthplace: San Jose
1. The 10th largest city in the United States
2. The third largest city in California
3. The largest city in the Bay Area
4. A city founded in 1777
5. California's first civilian settlement
5. California's first state capital
6. Population estimate: 945,000 (April 2006)
7. #1 technology enterprise as the heart of Silicon Valley
8. Attractions: Happy Hollow Park & Zoo, Raging Waters, Winchester Mystery House, Children's Discovery Museum, San Jose Museum of Art, The Tech Museum and much more
9. Local sports teams: San Jose Giants, Earthquakes, Sharks, Sabercats, Spiders and Stealth
10. Venues: Center for the Performing Arts, HP Pavilion, Mexican Heritage Plaza, Montgomery Theater and much more
11. Local Newspapers: San Jose Mercury News, Evergreen Times, Willow Glen Times and much more
12. A City well-known for being a culture melting pot
7.) Last person you talked to: My brother
a person whom you are related to. sometimes a role model. sometimes an a**. sometimes a friend. a person who you are stuck being related to until the day you die through good or bad
8.) Last thing you had to drink: water?
What you get when you combine two Hydrogen atoms and a single Oxygen atom. Try it, it's fun to make on those rainy days. Or if it is raining you could go outside and just hold a cup out and catch some of this mystical substance known as water.
9.) Your nickname: none
10.) Finish the line: "the best thing in life is/are..." my friends and family
people you love and love you back, not neccessarily blood or biological, but you trust them and they trust you, and they take care of you and you take care of them.
people who are aware of how retarded you are and still manage to be seen in public with you. people who make you laugh till you pee your pants. people who cry for you when one of your special items disappear. when you dont have enough money to get a ice cream, they chip in. knows all of your internet passwords. who would never make you cry just to be mean.
11.) One word to describe yourself would be: smarty butt
A nickname for a person of great intelligence, often a women with strong features, extremely beautiful and exotic.
12.) Month of your birthday? april
a female of wise words. Often regarded as a "panda" person. These types of females are very energetic and friendly, and when you see these types of girls down, you feel down too.
13.) What did you last eat? rice ;D
Race Inspired Cosmetic Enhancements. (R.I.C.E.)Parts put on cars to make them look fast, when they have no internal tuning, and are actually slow as hell. Parts usually consist of excessivley angular bodykits, large rear spoilers, neon, sponsor stickers, chrome rims, fake "coffee can" exhaust tips, and loud, annoying paint jobs and/or vynils. Sometimes parts are do-it-yourself installed and are basically duct taped to the car. Most commonly known for being done to Honda Civics, but can also be done to slow domestic vehicles, such as a Chevy Cavalier, etc.
14.) Your sibling's name? Dina
A wonderfully cute little leprechaun who lives in Los Angeles, prancing around in search of flab, candy, and cuteness. Dina's hobbies include pestering Lizeths everywhere!
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Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 5:25 am
1.) Your name: Clark
-To clark something is to shun it until this act of shunning becomes excessive. When clarking something or someone, one must not converse with it, refer to it or even gesticulate at it. These are all forbidden during the act of clarking. A true master of clarking is able to clark for anything up to a week.
Onlooker: Aseem is in one of his moods again, he has been totally clarking Nicky >w>
2.) Your age: 15
-Another word for when you or someone else farts. xD
EW! did you just 15??
Damn, those beans in that burrito made me 15 so many times last night.
3.) One of your friends: Jova
-Jumping Over Vag00s All-the-time: Being oblivious to obvious opportunities to get laid.
He was so totally JOVA, he just couldn't tell she wanted to sleep with him even though she was caressing his balls.
She's always complaing about not getting laid, but it's just cus she's JOVA.
4.) What should you be doing? Studying >u>
-An excuse you give your friends when you want to stay home alone and masturbate. Also known as 'reading' 'cleaning your room' or writing a term paper.
"Want to hang out?"
"No, I'm going to stay home and study."
5.) Your favourite colour: Red
-This describes the condition of the person who has been smoking marijuana and drinking alcohol--they are red, as in red in the face (from the alcohol) AND/OR red in the eyes (from the marijuana).
"After I have my breakfast blunt and my mickey, I'm red and ready for work."
"I drank all the beer and did bong hits, then I was sooo red."
6.) Your birthplace: Visayas (Philippines ;3)
-A group of islands in the central part of the Philippines, known for its tourist spots, women, and the hospitality of the Visayans (people from the Visayas).
(1) Some of my relatives live in the Visayas region.
(2) Some of the most beautiful tourist spots in the Philippines are located in the Visayas.
(3) The first European tourists to visit the Visayas were Ferdiand Magellan and his clique. (they are conquistadors, btw.) Sadly, most of them were slaughtered in Mactan island because they probably abused the locals' hospitality or the conquistadors were too arrogant or they're just plain undesirables.
(4) Make your own example about "Visayas" since I can't think of other plausible examples.
7.) Last person you talked to: Mother
-Random word when someone says something random and annoying
Annoyance: "Ewww, What's that"
You: "Your MOTHER!!" >:B
Annoyance: "Miss,What are we doing today?"
You: "Your MOTHER!!" >:B
Annoyance: "This work is so easy, Miss."
You: "Just like...your MOTHER!!" >:B
Annoyance: "Peanut"
You: "Your MOTHER!!" >:B
8.) Last thing you had to drink: Pepsi
-Old man that rides a bike with a Montreal Canadian's tuque and/or jacket.
Guy : Hey! There's Pepsi! Hey Pepsi!
Pepsi : Allo!
9.) Your nickname: Clarky
-Some one who is sexy, but in a very subtle way.
Person One: Woah, that bloke over there is fit!
Person Two: No, he's more clarky than fit.
Person One: I agree. ;3
10.) Finish the line: "the best thing in life is/are..." My parents.
-The chains around your ankles until you've managed to a) runaway b) obtain a stable job and stable income c) die d) turn 18.
i'd be getting laid if it weren't for my parents.
11.) One word to describe yourself would be: Random
- Oh for the love of...stop using this word. It's not clever, it's not funny and it's not original. You sound just the same as all the other clone-like teenagers who think they're oh so unique for saying it. Give it a ******** rest.
Mindless teenager: Omg I have to tell you what happened it was just so random
Me: *clobbers with garden rake* >:V
12.) Month of your birthday? July
-A month where the hottest men are born. every man wishes to be born in July.
Wow that guy is so sexy. He must be born in July *winkwinkpushpushnudgenudge* ;D
13.) What did you last eat? Green peas
-The little green guys who try and evade the fork of doom.
I was buying groceries the other day... the bag of peas popped... the check out girl called them "escape peas"... I was impressed
14.) Your sibling's name? No sibling. gonk
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Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 10:34 pm
1.) Your name: Morgan
2.) Your age:11
3.) One of your friends: Makenzie
4.) What should you be doing? ...
5.) Your favourite colour: pink
6.) Your birthplace: Noneya
7.) Last person you talked to: Brother
8.) Last thing you had to drink: Cocacola
9.) Your nickname: Morgy
10.) Finish the line: "the best thing in life are free"
11.) One word to describe yourself would be: RanDom
12.) Month of your birthday? Jan
13.) What did you last eat? Choclate
14.) Your sibling's name? Preston
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Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 9:24 am
1.) Your name: Samantha
A kind,awesome young woman, who is friendly to everyone.She is a very outgoing person and she cares about her friends and family.
2.) Your age: 21
To be real about a situation. To accept a responsibility.
3.) One of your friends: Sharon
Somebody that is amazingly beautiful, funny, kind, and outstanding.
4.) What should you be doing? Go to sleep
is better than everything.
5.) Your favourite colour: Silver
It's All Good; Everything is all good.
6.) Your birthplace: Kuching
The capital of Sarawak, Kuching is is the 4th largest urban area in Malaysia and with probably the best quality of life. It is a beautiful, green, laid-back city with non racist people (comprised of mostly Chinese, then Malays and Dayaks)- which is a like far-away dream in most parts of Malaysia. Most only 'learnt how to become' racist after staying for some time in West Malaysia. Intermarriage especially among the Chinese and Dayaks are common. Kuching has the best of both worlds - the facilities of a modern city and the strong community ties of a small town. In short, Kuching is a wonderful place to live in but a mindnumbingly boring place for tourists.
7.) Last person you talked to: Parents
The people who brought you into this world, pretend to love you, and then proceed by shitting on your life.
8.) Last thing you had to drink: water
The 4th element required to summon Captain Planet
EARTH
FIRE
WIND
WATER
HEART
GO PLANET!
9.) Your nickname: Sam~
Sam means the name of one person who is:
Super
At
Masterbation
"I bet your not Sam...like me"
10.) Finish the line: "the best thing in life is LOVE"
The most spectacular,indescribable, deep euphoric feeling for someone.
Love is an incredibly powerful word. When you're in love, you always want to be together, and when you're not, you're thinking about being together because you need that person and without them your life is incomplete.
11.) One word to describe yourself would be: Friendly
In gaming, a friendly can describe a helpful or harmless
12.) Month of your birthday? June
The month in which the most awesome girls ever are born. June babies are sweet, caring, sexy, lovable and all around cuddly.
13.) What did you last eat? Soup
A liquid food that usually has meats (chicken, turkey, etc), noodles, vegetables, herbs etc. Different kinds inclde Minestrone, Clam Chowder (comes in Manhattan, New England, and Rhode Island form), and tomato.
14.) Your sibling's name? Valerie
Valerie is a VERY sexy women who is also very intelligent. She has beautiful eyes and is sometimes considered to be a savage, but those people know as well as everyone else, that she is trully one of a kind. Dont do anything bad to Valerie, because she WILL come back out on top.
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