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So first off, sorry if it's kinda pg-13. i couldn't resist. seconed, i don't want to here anything about one of the characters being name Nicolae..i just like the name, that's all! scream Okay, so basically, bunch of friends are hanging out. this is what they do for entertainment.

"I'm bored," Kalilah said."What do you guys do for fun?" "Watch tv," Nicolae said. "Where's the tv?" "Hatter broke it last week," Chesh said. "With your help!" Hatter shrieked, clubbing him with a pillow. "What else do you do for fun?" Kalilah asked. Chesh suddenly got an evil grin on his face. Leaning towards Kalilah, he whispered,"Say you're really hungry." "Why?" "Nicolae's got a subsandwitch, but he's not gonna call it that. Just say it!" "What are you whispering about, baby brother?" Hatter asked. "Nothing," Chesh replied, giving Kalilah a wink. Sighing, Kalilah said, "You know, I'm really hungry." "I've got a 5-dollar footlong back at my place," Nicolae said. Chesh and Bunny snickered as Hatter gave Nicolae a "What the hell?" look. "What?" Nicolae said. "Are you implying something?" Hatter asked, her voice rising in pitch. Nicolae's eyes widened. "No," he said franticly. "No, no,no!" "I think you were." "I promise you, Mads, I wasn't." "No, I think you were." "Well, I wasn't so don't hit-" Hatter started to hit him. "Ow, ow! Stop it!!! What, ow, makes you think I was implying something?!" "Let's see," Hatter said. "You're only the biggest man-skank in town!" "Says who?" "Well, according to the rumors, just about every girl in our age group in town!! I think me and Bunny are the only ones you haven't been with!" "Far as you know," Nicolae muttered, getting him a hit from both Hatter and Bunny. "Not true," Bunny said to Hatter. "You know," Nicolae said, clearly angry,"rumors can be misleading." Hatter cocked her head quizically. "Hey, Nicky," she said, "just how many girls have you been with? If I think you're lying, I'll hit you." Nicolae averted his eyes and muttered, "A fair few. No one, specific." Hatter hit him hard. "Answer the question, Nicky," she said. "Have you actual ever...done a girl?" "I wouldn't say that...exactly," Nicolae growled. "OMG!" Hatter shrieked. "Big, badass Nicolae's all talk and no game!!" Every one started laughed except Nicolae. "Screw you, Mads," he snarled. "Why not?" Hatter said. "I'd still be gettin' some before you!" More laughter. All the emotion drained out of Nicolae's face as he said, calmly, "I'm going to kill you, Mads. I really am. I'll give you a 5 second start. 5." "Ohh, I'm so scared," Hatter jeered. "4." "You might want to start running, Hatter," Bunny said. "3." Hatter thought, then her face lit up. "All right!" she said, running out of the room. When she got in the hallway, she started yelling, "Nicolae's not a man yet! Nicolae's not a man yet!" "Screw 2 and 3, I'm killing you now!" Nicolae yelled, running after her. There was an awkward silence, broken by Chesh. "That's what we do for fun when the t.v.'s broke."

Contructive critisism and questions welcome. Chi!