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The Distractor
Name(s): George Thomas/Richard Haire/Robin Hartford/Trace Graywood
Occupation: Street Magician/Actor/Gambler/Con Artist
Age(s): 25/32/21/19
Gender: Male (And only male, thank god!)
Power: Distraction
Warnings: DO NOT PAY ATTENTION TO HIM OR LISTEN TO ANYTHING HE SAYS!

Music Man
Name: Leroy Jenkins
Occupation: Professional Guitarist
Age: 23
Name: Male
Power: When he plays his guitar, things that could be related to the song happen. Like, when he plays heaby metal, a mash pit starts. He plays any Hannah Montana song, a mob of squealing girls surround him.
Warnings: Plug your ears before going anywhere around him. Plug ears and stay at least a mile radius from him at all times if he has an amp.

Lucky
Name: Lucifer Goodfellow
Occupation: Starving actor/writer/designer
Age: 28
Power: To bring to life cartoon cereal characters like Tony the Tiger, Captain Crunch, and Lucky the Lepreachon(sp?) and they all have their specific powers. (Sports, Crunchatizing, and enchanting his own cereal, respectively.)
Warnings: He may look like a cute and cuddly lepreachon(sp?), but he'll kick the snot out of you if you call him one. And don't let him touch cereal or a cereal box!

. . .
Name: Jennifer Karden
Occupation: Student
Age: 16
Power: N/A She's just living there with all them. (Really, it's to be ignored, but the FBI doesn't know that. xD)
Warnings: Ummm, uhhh, nope.

Bubbles
Name: Soda Ginger
Occupation: Student
Age: 9
Gender: Female
Power: Bubbles
Warnings: Avoid her Bubble Guns and steal her Mr. Bubbles containers and then run away quickly.

The Loser
Name: Mitch Jay
Occupation: Tech Support
Age: 20
Gender: Male
Power: Things are lost around him and end up in his possession.
Warnings: Do not carry anything you wish to keep around him.

Fail
Name: Fail
Occupation: Fail
Age: Fail
Gender: Male
Power: Just, just . . . Fail.
Warnings: Um, be warned of the excess Fail. He produces bad luck, more commonly known as Fail.




The LLSH live in a two bedroom, one full bath apartment. Jennifer, Fail, and Soda sleep in one room while Leroy, Lucifer, and Mitch sleep in the other. George/Richard/Robin/Trace sleeps on the couch in the living room/dining room. The kitchen is tiny, the living room is combined with the dining room, and the TV's quality is crap and it, too, is tiny. Every Saturday at 6:30 in the morning, Soda wakes everyone up and then sits on the couch and watches cartoons. Not even George/Richard/Robin/Trace can distract Soda from her Saturday Morning Cartoons.


Bedford High School is a grueling, discpicable place designed to socially and mentally torture students. Only the cheerleaders, jocks, and the bullies survive the social abuse and only the very intelligent overcome the mental cruelty. Everyone else is left to hang. However, one very lucky teen barely scrapes by unnoticed of the popular students, bullies, and staff. Jennifer Karden has the power to be ignored by everyone. Only Soda notices her former babysitter.

Bedford Elementary is a school designed to acedemaically push students ahead . . . Mainly because no one at the elementary wants them around. Soda, being a fourth grader, is being shoved to skip right over fifth grade and jump straight into sixth. But Soda is very adamant about recieving the full school experience and sometimes violently and emotionally refuses. Despite how unemotional and hateful her teachers are, she likes school and looks forward to it, unlike Jennifer.


Fail works in a mall, specifically in the cosmetics department. He's a flaming f*****t, obviously. No more to be said.

Lucifer works at McDonalds and hates every minute of it. He must use a step-stool to do anything there, and when he works at the register, Lucifer must keep a level head when someone or many people remark on how like a lepreachon(sp?) he looks, which happens often.

Mitch works as Tech Support for Microsoft. He is past hatred and anger. He is bored, which is a terrible thing to be. And he sighs all the time. What a shame.

Leroy, on the other hand, loves his job. He teaches guitar lessons and runs his own music store. Yeah! And he's really arrogant because of it.

George/Richard/Robin/Trace is actually a whole bunch more people, but he shall be just Trace for now. Trace does many things, ripping people off efficiently. So long as he is able to disract, he can do it.

Since I am a lazy, evil, cruel girl, I shall finish this off later.



The Distractor
The Distractor can barely remember his parents, loving and kind as they were. When he was seven, his mother died. And later his father got rid of him, handing him over to an orphanage. That is all he can remember of his early childhood. At the orphanage, he learned of his power . . . And used it to it's fullest extent. twisted He learned all sorts of crazy skills there. And then he moved to Bedford, a new place to scam and distract. There he met Music Man, or Leroy, at a music store he thought he could scam. But he just got sucked into Leroy's depressing song. They were friends ever since. Because Leroy had been living out of his store at the time, they got a two bedroom apartment together that suited them perfectly. One day a couple years later, Leroy brought home The Loser for 'stealing' his favorite guitar. They found out about Mitch's power and The Distractor allowed Mitch to take his room while he slept on the couch. The Distractor brought home Fail for making his unable to distract a beautiful lady from the little girl yanking on his leg saying 'Mister, mister! Can I have a bubble gun from you?' because only two days before that he had scamed someone by saying he sold bubble guns and had just managed to get away with it. Fail and Soda slept in Mitch's old room and Mitch moved in with Leroy. Soda brought home both Jennifer and Lucky within a month of each other. She claimed to have found them on the streets, working their powers, but she was probably just fibbing. And then they created the League of Lame Super Heroes, because they realized that all their powers were very, very lame.

Music Man
Leroy Jenkins was always musically gifted. They said he was born playing guitar. As soon as Leroy could tell his parents he wanted a guitar, they bought him one and spared no expense. They bought him the best, coolest, most awesome guitar within a hundred miles and the most powerful amp they could find. Twisted black body, black neck, silver strings, blue-to-white flames running from the bottom of the base to the bottom of the neck, and black wings with red accents on the sides. Leroy learned quickly and was holding curbside concerts for the whole city by the time he was ten. Then he met Johnathan, with the greatest voice the world had ever known. When they found a suitable drummer a few months later, formed a band called Artisic Destruction and toured the state. They were just about to do a gig outside the state when Johnathan touched Leroy's prized guitar . . . and turned it into a large pile of skittles, which the starving drummer promtly ate. Leroy nearly killed him for it and ran away to the small town his parents were born in, Bedford, and bought himself a guitar. To earn money, he played on the streets like he did when he was a boy. Soon he had enough to open a store. Leroy Jenkins' Music Emporium was a huge hit, especially when he started teaching the younger population of Bedford how to play guitar. And then one magical, fateful day, The Distractor walked into his store, intending to scam him. Fortunately for him, The Distractor caught him on a day he was depressed and playing music that reminded him of his hometown and his first ever guitar. Distracted from scamming, The Disractor and Leroy became fast friends, figuring out each other's power with a little effort. They bought an apartment that fit them nicely and had a wonderful life as roommates for a couple of years. And then Leroy lost his second guitar. Oh, he was pissed! He thought that Johnathan had come back to destory his other guitar. But no, it was just The Loser, whom he beat severely before bringing back to the apartment. The Distractor brought home Bubbles and Fail and then Bubbles went and dragged Jennifer and Lucky off the streets to the apartment. And then they became the League of Lame Super Heroes.

Lucky

Jennifer

Bubbles

The Loser

Fail



Focus
He is The Distractor's father. The Distractor does not know this. Focus' wife, Minerva, died when The Distractor was only seven. Focus could not handle her death and fell into depression. A year later he gave up The Distractor to the orphanage and six months later, he left and went to college for a dual major in Engineering and German, minoring in English and History. When he left college, he moved to a small town called Bedford in hopes of settling down for a normal life. No such luck. His mind was so twisted and devasted by his wife's death and wracked with grief and regret that he gave up his son, he had to quit his full time job. He met a hobo on the streets after collecting his last paycheck from his full time job. That hobo was Skittles. Focus took him in and made him a machine to put his clothes on and feed him and whatnot. When they moved into the hotel, they found out why it was haunted. Evil Incarnate was inhabiting the hotel and had been for years. They found a young boy hiding out in the hotel as well. That was Pop. He said he broke his father's prized rifle and he had to run away down south and he couldn't find his cousin's family. One day Pop was out at the park with Skittles, they brought home Giggles, who eventually brought home her dead older sister's ex, Sticky. Epic Fail sort of wormed his way into the group. Focus can't really recall how he did it. And, after finding out about the League of Lame Super Heroes, they created the Brotherhood of Manipulative Evils.

Skittles

Evil Incarnate

Giggles

Pop

Sticky

Epic Fail






Commander:
Sergeant:
Officers:
Agents:

Doctors: (They will experiment on the heroes/villians when they get ahold of them later on in the RP. The doctors for now are merely advisors.)



Your assignment, Officer, is to find all of the listed 'mutants' and bring them back to HQ alive. Do not return emptyhanded. You now have a lisence to kill in extreme circumstances. Use it wisely. And under no circumstances are you allowed to kill a 'mutant', unless they are about to kill you.

Your assignment, Agent, is to find any other 'mutants' that are hiding. (You must ask me before 'finding' any 'new mutants'. And they must have a lame power.) You must find them if they are there, and if you do, use any means to bring them to HQ alive.