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 Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 3:00 pm
Think of a ryme or a poem and alter a line to make it funny. You can make it ryme or you can just come up with some crazy stuff. Be creative!
Example:
Humpty Dumty Sat on a Wall
Humty Dumty got hit by a ball
Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excites me
Ring out wild bell to the quiet night...well don't I'm trying to sleep
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Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 3:43 pm
Little Boy Blue
come blow your nose
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Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 4:48 pm
Row row row your boat
Gently down the stream
Watchout for the that waterfall
Opps too late it seems
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Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 5:40 pm
Peter Peter pumpkin eater
Had a wife but couldn't keep her
Put her in a pumpkin shell
But then the city planning and zoning commission fined him because his land was not zoned for pumpkin dwelling...
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Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 6:43 pm
Hey diddle diddle, a cat and fiddle.....got captured and taken to the circus along with the jumping cow
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Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 10:42 pm
There was an old woman
Who lived in a stinky shoe
she had a lot of kids
all named "P.U."
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Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 2:14 am
Jack and Jill went up the hill and god knows what they were doing up there
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Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 10:03 am
Little Bo Peep
Has lost her sheep
And her mind as well
Without medication
She wanders the land
Lost in her own private hell
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Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 11:23 pm
Sex is good
Sex is golden
But don't get anything
On the Holden!
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Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 4:26 am
Mary had a little lamb little lamb little lamb
Mary had a little lamb It's meat was mighty.......good
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Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 2:32 pm
Twinkle twinkle little star.......dammit that was a helicopter
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