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 Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 5:49 pm
Animate
"inanimate objects coming to life and attacking people..."
-Frank
~Content~
Post 2 - Animate
Post 3 - Bosses Return to Index
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Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 5:52 pm
Animate
a long list of the many animated  Alarm Skeeter"Combining an alarm clock with a mosquito left the world with a critter that possesses the two most annoying sounds in the universe. The Alarmskeeter uses its highly irritating alarms and buzzes to aggravate a target's inner ear and drive it mad."Anchor Bug"These bugs lose their head at the slightest aggravation...and then they reel it back in again...and then they lose it again...and then they reel it...okay...you get the point. You might even say that they're real heavy hitters...but perhaps that's going a bit too far."Buzz SawThings start to get pretty ugly when a buzz saw has the constant urge to attack people. I'm sure you can imagine it, just don't.Clutch"It used to be a lady's handbag, but the handles became wings and now it flaps about like a bat. Never touch a lady's clutch. It's just not polite. And it bites."Fluffs"It doesn't seem to matter how often you harvest these cute little critters for their cotton fluff, they just seem to appear again from nowhere, like dust bunnies under a bed."Garlic"This "stinking rose" has a tendency to belch excessively on anything that startles or annoys it."Ghost Lantern"Each evening after sunset, these disembodied flames hover in the night air. If you get too close to the flames, you might not like what happens. You have been warned."Gramster These small, green critters, that seem to be a cross between grunnies and hampsters, will no sooner look at you as eat you.Kokeshi Dolls"Seemingly small and innocent, these toy dolls have become...twisted. Watch what they carry. They are NOT your fans."Laceback Bootsnake"Yes...this creature seems to have once been a rubber boot. And yes...it seems to now be a snake. But it's NOT "a snake in my boot"...so don't say that."Lawn Gnomes"Yup...it's a lawn ornament. In fact, there are a LOT of lawn ornaments out there...and they don't seem to be very happy-go-lucky. Together with their pink flamingo guards and pop-up mushroom cannons, the gnomes have been constructing formidable bunkers at a rapid pace and seem to be threatening Barton Town with invasion."Mushroom CannonMushroom turned heavy artillery, is there anything worse? Well...yeah, but this little fungi sure packs a punch.OMGs"The OMG has all the sympathetic, likeable qualities of a hungry shark. It uses its tail like a whip and it's a tough cookie, besides. A nasty bit of work, they are."Outlaws (wolves)These creatures live in the Bass'ken Lake woods and are quite friendly, and wouldn't hurt you one bit. Until, you go near their den.PeelungerDisgusting? Yes. Farcical? Maybe. Dangerous? Hardly.Pink FlamingoThese eye-drawing lawn ornaments serve as the watch dogs of the Lawn Gnomes.Prairie Dog Pup"A scouting party from an highly technological race of beings came to our planet and were stranded here. Unfortunately for them, despite their vastly superior weaponry and armor, they are the size and appearance of small prairie dogs."Shockroach"Individually, these bio-electrically charged crawling critters wouldn't be so bad. Sure, they can shock you silly...but it's when they swarm as groups
that they become truly dangerous. And they *always* swarm as groups."Taiko DrumsPlaying to it's own beat, a drum becomes quite the formidable enemy.Tiny Terrors"The Tiny Terrors are the foot soldiers of the Animated forces that have taken over the Otami Ruins. Their nasty spears are dangerous enough, but watch out for their leaders, the Tiny Witch Doctors, who are even worse!"Walker"This heavily armored creature is able to fling its tail section forward, hurling concentrated bursts of organic acid. If that's not bad enough, those big legs end in nasty, sharp points that can spear enemies that get too close."Water Spout
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Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 5:56 pm
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