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 Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 1:31 am
You want a thread like this? Too bad get your own damned guild.
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Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 1:32 am
s15 (1:14:19 AM): A friend of mine sent me this, i about died when i read this......
Body: A FATHER PASSING BY HIS SON'S BEDROOM WAS ASTONISHED TO SEE THE BED WAS NICELY MADE AND EVERYTHING WAS PICKED UP. THEN HE SAW AN ENVELOPE PROPPED UP PROMINENTLY ON THE CENTER OF THE BED. IT WAS ADDRESSED, "DAD." WITH THE WORST PREMONITION, HE OPENED THE ENVELOPE AND READ THE LETTER WITH TREMBLING HANDS:
DEAR DAD:
IT IS WITH GREAT REGRET AND SORROW THAT I'M WRITING THIS. I HAD TO ELOPE WITH MY NEW GIRLFRIEND BECAUSE I WANTED TO AVOID A SCENE WITH MOM AND YOU. I'VE BEEN FINDING REAL PASSION WITH BARBARA AND SHE IS SO NICE EVEN WITH ALL HER PIERCING, TATTOOS, AND HER TIGHT MOTORCYCLE CLOTHES. BUT IT'S NOT ONLY THE PASSION DAD, SHE'S PREGNANT AND BARBARA SAID THAT WE WILL BE VERY HAPPY TOGETHER.
EVEN THOUGH YOU WON'T CARE FOR HER, AS SHE IS MUCH OLDER THAN I, SHE ALREADY OWNS A TRAILER IN THE WOODS AND HAS A STACK OF FIREWOOD FOR THE WHOLE WINTER. SHE WANTS TO HAVE MANY MORE CHILDREN WITH ME AND THAT'S NOW ONE OF MY DREAMS TOO.
BARBARA TAUGHT ME THAT MARIJUANA DOESN'T REALLY HURT ANYONE AND WE'LL BE GROWING IT FOR OURSELVES AND TRADING IT WITH HER FRIENDS FOR ALL THE COCAINE AND ECSTASY (woo hoo ) WE WANT. IN THE MEANTIME, WE'LL PRAY THAT SCIENCE WILL FIND A CURE FOR AIDS SO BARBARA CAN GET BETTER; SHE SURE DESERVES IT!! DON'T WORRY DAD; I'M 15 YEARS OLD NOW AND I KNOW HOW TO TAKE CARE OF MYSELF. SOMEDAY I'M SURE WE'LL BE BACK TO VISIT SO YOU CAN GET TO KNOW YOUR GRANDCHILDREN .
YOUR SON,
Bill
P.S. DAD, NONE OF THIS IS TRUE. I'M OVER AT THE NEIGHBOR'S HOUSE. I JUST
WANTED TO REMIND YOU THAT THERE ARE WORSE THINGS IN LIFE THAN MY REPORT CARD THAT'S IN MY DESK, CENTER DRAWER. I LOVE YOU!
CALL WHEN IT'S SAFE FOR ME TO COME HOME
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Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 2:04 am
OMG that's awesome. Why didn't I ever think of something like that. hahah
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Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 10:00 am
akura (12:59:09 PM): where you at?>
morgrar (12:59:12 PM): home.
morgrar (12:59:19 PM): mom's b'day. i completely forgot.
Ninja Kamakura (12:59:23 PM): LOL
Ninja Kamakura (12:59:26 PM): dumbass
morgrar (12:59:28 PM): yeah.
morgrar (12:59:29 PM): i'm retarded.
Ninja Kamakura (12:59:30 PM): go make her breakfast
morgrar (12:59:34 PM): haha, it's 1pm!
Ninja Kamakura (12:59:40 PM): and?
morgrar (12:59:44 PM): fair enough.
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Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 9:37 am
A monkey wrote this
ars (12:18:12 PM): course you know it's bad when you dream you caught a rare bug on gaia
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Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 1:10 pm
Some people are dumb as ******** class="quote">WhiteFireDevil Galvatron :::sighs::: Whatever, it doesn't matter if you know me or not. You can choose to heed my warning or not, I don't careWhiteFireDevil Galvatron Who the hell do I look like? Anyway, Don't mention my name, I'm just letting you know to be careful, he might be clean now.WhiteFireDevil Galvatron Just a headsup, Pure_12 tried to scam me in the past whos this? i dont know you...who is this?!?! wow....spaming me...thanks
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Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 11:25 pm
I posted a link to the coven in a Christian guild I joined... 10 hours later...cloud_dancer Hello i'm cloud_dancer the vice captain for the guild. I've noticed you posted an advertisment in the ad thread for your guild. After looking at your guild I don't feel the ad fits in well with a christian themed guild. I apologize but I must ask you to edit your post advertising something else instead. I thank you in advance for your help & understanding.
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Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 9:41 am
You should sober up before you do anything. lilchannie14 my friends keep calling my bf a fridgit cos he wouldnt kiss me wen we was at the pictures. one of my best friends said i should dump him cos hes a fridgit but i dnt care if he is i just dont know wat 2 do.
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Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 3:52 pm
:::will never sell guild for less than 16k::: the man of total darkness Will buy uncleaned guild for 9k
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Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 10:19 am
(provided by a friend) A transcript provided by King's office quotes (Michael) Jackson as saying: "They suck them like leeches. ... They start out the most popular person in the world, make a lot of money, big house, cars and everything and end up penniless. It's a conspiracy. The Jews do it on purpose."
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Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 10:28 am
GaiaGalv (12:50:02 PM): gaia dead?
Tears (12:50:09 PM): yes
GaiaGalv (12:50:16 PM): did i do it?
Tears (12:50:23 PM): nooooooooo
GaiaGalv (12:52:44 PM): k
GaiaGalv (12:52:54 PM): sometimes i wonder if gaia is dead or if im just banned
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Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 12:02 pm
Punker (2:47:22 PM): alcohol is not bong water
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Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 6:29 am
Zenia Wulfe DO NOT NECROMANCE THREADS.
It is against the rules.
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Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 6:31 am
This is an IM conversation with a scammer this morning. Funny s**t but I'm too lazy to screenshot the rest of it. I might just post the text 
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