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 Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 6:55 pm
Ok, as your master, all Baka Neko Army members must obey me. I have grown hungry. Can someone get me some Soda and chips? There are some wonderful rewards...
(remember to make some ridiculous and/or funny story about how you got me them)
Current leaderboard: First place goes to...
SUPER SUNDAE COMBO!
2nd place is...
THE NEKO COSPLAYER!
3rd place goes to Sen!
great job guys, this was truly excellent! I had a hard time choosing who got what place. Once again, thank you and congratulations!
Everyone else, feel free to try this mission, you might just beat the old entries and take their place on the leaderboard!
Sundae, now you get to make your own mission, and a special extra dangerous/unplesant one specifically for me, Jessica Raine!
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Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 8:21 pm
"I start my journey on a bright and sunny day.
So bright, I can barely see anything.
I begin by heading to the life threatening road to the fountain of Soda.
I jump on my motor cycle and begin to drive in the fountain's direction,
When suddenly... A FIRE SUMO JUMPS OUT OF THE BUSHES!
I quickly jump out of my sweet ride and suddenly, every person within 5 miles heard me scream
FALCON PUNCH!
showing that this just got serious.
The fire sumo fell on its side crying,
as I grabbed a holy grail and scooped up some tears for a nice frosty beverage.
I then hop back on my cycle and arrive at the Fountain of Soda.
I take the holy grail mentioned earlier and scooped up Master's favorite Soda.
Finished with the master's Soda, I went in the direction of the holy shelf for some chips.
When I arrived I began climbing up until I got to the last shelf, the chips in reach.
When I grabbed the chips I set off a trap, Then surrounded by fire.
I then accidentally spilled alittle bit of master's Soda on the ground, disarming the trap.
I daringly jumped down onto my motor cycle and drove back to Master giving her some Soda and Chips.
The end.
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Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 2:26 pm
The_Neko_Cosplayer "I start my journey on a bright and sunny day.
So bright, I can barely see anything.
I begin by heading to the life threatening road to the fountain of Soda.
I jump on my motor cycle and begin to drive in the fountain's direction,
When suddenly... A FIRE SUMO JUMPS OUT OF THE BUSHES!
I quickly jump out of my sweet ride and suddenly, every person within 5 miles heard me scream FALCON PUNCH!showing that this just got serious.
The fire sumo fell on its side crying,
as I grabbed a holy grail and scooped up some tears for a nice frosty beverage.
I then hop back on my cycle and arrive at the Fountain of Soda.
I take the holy grail mentioned earlier and scooped up Master's favorite Soda.
Finished with the master's Soda, I went in the direction of the holy shelf for some chips.
When I arrived I began climbing up until I got to the last shelf, the chips in reach.
When I grabbed the chips I set off a trap, Then surrounded by fire.
I then accidentally spilled alittle bit of master's Soda on the ground, disarming the trap.
I daringly jumped down onto my motor cycle and drove back to Master giving her some Soda and Chips.The end. wonderful! now this is what I'm talking about! Thank you! *enjoys the soda and chips* that's gonna be a tough one to beat!
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Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2008 1:45 pm
JessicaRaine The_Neko_Cosplayer "I start my journey on a bright and sunny day.
So bright, I can barely see anything.
I begin by heading to the life threatening road to the fountain of Soda.
I jump on my motor cycle and begin to drive in the fountain's direction,
When suddenly... A FIRE SUMO JUMPS OUT OF THE BUSHES!
I quickly jump out of my sweet ride and suddenly, every person within 5 miles heard me scream FALCON PUNCH!showing that this just got serious.
The fire sumo fell on its side crying,
as I grabbed a holy grail and scooped up some tears for a nice frosty beverage.
I then hop back on my cycle and arrive at the Fountain of Soda.
I take the holy grail mentioned earlier and scooped up Master's favorite Soda.
Finished with the master's Soda, I went in the direction of the holy shelf for some chips.
When I arrived I began climbing up until I got to the last shelf, the chips in reach.
When I grabbed the chips I set off a trap, Then surrounded by fire.
I then accidentally spilled alittle bit of master's Soda on the ground, disarming the trap.
I daringly jumped down onto my motor cycle and drove back to Master giving her some Soda and Chips.The end. wonderful! now this is what I'm talking about! Thank you! *enjoys the soda and chips* that's gonna be a tough one to beat! Really?Awesome.
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Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 2:09 pm
The_Neko_Cosplayer JessicaRaine The_Neko_Cosplayer "I start my journey on a bright and sunny day.
So bright, I can barely see anything.
I begin by heading to the life threatening road to the fountain of Soda.
I jump on my motor cycle and begin to drive in the fountain's direction,
When suddenly... A FIRE SUMO JUMPS OUT OF THE BUSHES!
I quickly jump out of my sweet ride and suddenly, every person within 5 miles heard me scream FALCON PUNCH!showing that this just got serious.
The fire sumo fell on its side crying,
as I grabbed a holy grail and scooped up some tears for a nice frosty beverage.
I then hop back on my cycle and arrive at the Fountain of Soda.
I take the holy grail mentioned earlier and scooped up Master's favorite Soda.
Finished with the master's Soda, I went in the direction of the holy shelf for some chips.
When I arrived I began climbing up until I got to the last shelf, the chips in reach.
When I grabbed the chips I set off a trap, Then surrounded by fire.
I then accidentally spilled alittle bit of master's Soda on the ground, disarming the trap.
I daringly jumped down onto my motor cycle and drove back to Master giving her some Soda and Chips.The end. wonderful! now this is what I'm talking about! Thank you! *enjoys the soda and chips* that's gonna be a tough one to beat! Really?Awesome. yeah you're a good little minion ^_^ *pets your head*
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Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 12:11 pm
JessicaRaine The_Neko_Cosplayer JessicaRaine The_Neko_Cosplayer "I start my journey on a bright and sunny day.
So bright, I can barely see anything.
I begin by heading to the life threatening road to the fountain of Soda.
I jump on my motor cycle and begin to drive in the fountain's direction,
When suddenly... A FIRE SUMO JUMPS OUT OF THE BUSHES!
I quickly jump out of my sweet ride and suddenly, every person within 5 miles heard me scream FALCON PUNCH!showing that this just got serious.
The fire sumo fell on its side crying,
as I grabbed a holy grail and scooped up some tears for a nice frosty beverage.
I then hop back on my cycle and arrive at the Fountain of Soda.
I take the holy grail mentioned earlier and scooped up Master's favorite Soda.
Finished with the master's Soda, I went in the direction of the holy shelf for some chips.
When I arrived I began climbing up until I got to the last shelf, the chips in reach.
When I grabbed the chips I set off a trap, Then surrounded by fire.
I then accidentally spilled alittle bit of master's Soda on the ground, disarming the trap.
I daringly jumped down onto my motor cycle and drove back to Master giving her some Soda and Chips.The end. wonderful! now this is what I'm talking about! Thank you! *enjoys the soda and chips* that's gonna be a tough one to beat! Really?Awesome. yeah you're a good little minion ^_^ *pets your head* Does I get cookie? :3
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Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 6:01 pm
The_Neko_Cosplayer JessicaRaine The_Neko_Cosplayer JessicaRaine The_Neko_Cosplayer "I start my journey on a bright and sunny day.
So bright, I can barely see anything.
I begin by heading to the life threatening road to the fountain of Soda.
I jump on my motor cycle and begin to drive in the fountain's direction,
When suddenly... A FIRE SUMO JUMPS OUT OF THE BUSHES!
I quickly jump out of my sweet ride and suddenly, every person within 5 miles heard me scream FALCON PUNCH!showing that this just got serious.
The fire sumo fell on its side crying,
as I grabbed a holy grail and scooped up some tears for a nice frosty beverage.
I then hop back on my cycle and arrive at the Fountain of Soda.
I take the holy grail mentioned earlier and scooped up Master's favorite Soda.
Finished with the master's Soda, I went in the direction of the holy shelf for some chips.
When I arrived I began climbing up until I got to the last shelf, the chips in reach.
When I grabbed the chips I set off a trap, Then surrounded by fire.
I then accidentally spilled alittle bit of master's Soda on the ground, disarming the trap.
I daringly jumped down onto my motor cycle and drove back to Master giving her some Soda and Chips.The end. wonderful! now this is what I'm talking about! Thank you! *enjoys the soda and chips* that's gonna be a tough one to beat! Really?Awesome. yeah you're a good little minion ^_^ *pets your head* Does I get cookie? :3 yeah! *gives you a cookie* 
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Posted: Thu Dec 25, 2008 11:16 pm
Sen ran trough countless forest to get to the Conviniance store of the gods. When she arived there, There were countless gaurds waiting for her, Not wanting her to complete the mission. Sen pulled out her bow and shot a poisen tipped Arrow at each of the gaurds. They fell to the ground outcold. Sen ran through the doors and watches everything around her. Sen was soon jumped by 3 men trying to get The Master. But Sen was ready for them. She held 3 Arrow heads in between her fingers and stabbed the Men. Sen took a huge jump, and jumped up to the Soda fountain on the top shelf of the store, Grabed her Master's Favouret Soda, (aka: filled a bottle with it) Then Sen jumped down to the ground, only to be surrounded by Enemy Assassins. She did some hand signs, then slammed the ground, And the Assassins all died instently. Sen jumped up on the counter and grabbed a bag of Her Masters Favouret Chips. Sen ran out of the store and ran back to her leader. Sen kneeled down in front of her master holding out the Soda and Chips.
"I have brought you what you Have requested Master Raine" Sen said as another assassin tried to attack her, but she sent another Arrow into The Assassins Heart.
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KomiTomiButterfly Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2008 6:55 am
chihiro700 Sen ran trough countless forest to get to the Conviniance store of the gods. When she arived there, There were countless gaurds waiting for her, Not wanting her to complete the mission. Sen pulled out her bow and shot a poisen tipped Arrow at each of the gaurds. They fell to the ground outcold. Sen ran through the doors and watches everything around her. Sen was soon jumped by 3 men trying to get The Master. But Sen was ready for them. She held 3 Arrow heads in between her fingers and stabbed the Men. Sen took a huge jump, and jumped up to the Soda fountain on the top shelf of the store, Grabed her Master's Favouret Soda, (aka: filled a bottle with it) Then Sen jumped down to the ground, only to be surrounded by Enemy Assassins. She did some hand signs, then slammed the ground, And the Assassins all died instently. Sen jumped up on the counter and grabbed a bag of Her Masters Favouret Chips. Sen ran out of the store and ran back to her leader. Sen kneeled down in front of her master holding out the Soda and Chips."I have brought you what you Have requested Master Raine" Sen said as another assassin tried to attack her, but she sent another Arrow into The Assassins Heart. ohhh very violent and actiony I like ^_^ and lol I was just kidding lol I'm not stealing your name and changing it to sen. Haha I feel like Ubaba now...ewwwww
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Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2008 12:14 pm
JessicaRaine chihiro700 Sen ran trough countless forest to get to the Conviniance store of the gods. When she arived there, There were countless gaurds waiting for her, Not wanting her to complete the mission. Sen pulled out her bow and shot a poisen tipped Arrow at each of the gaurds. They fell to the ground outcold. Sen ran through the doors and watches everything around her. Sen was soon jumped by 3 men trying to get The Master. But Sen was ready for them. She held 3 Arrow heads in between her fingers and stabbed the Men. Sen took a huge jump, and jumped up to the Soda fountain on the top shelf of the store, Grabed her Master's Favouret Soda, (aka: filled a bottle with it) Then Sen jumped down to the ground, only to be surrounded by Enemy Assassins. She did some hand signs, then slammed the ground, And the Assassins all died instently. Sen jumped up on the counter and grabbed a bag of Her Masters Favouret Chips. Sen ran out of the store and ran back to her leader. Sen kneeled down in front of her master holding out the Soda and Chips."I have brought you what you Have requested Master Raine" Sen said as another assassin tried to attack her, but she sent another Arrow into The Assassins Heart. ohhh very violent and actiony I like ^_^ and lol I was just kidding lol I'm not stealing your name and changing it to sen. Haha I feel like Ubaba now...ewwwww It it actually one of My RL Nicknames at school, (sence I'm one of the Biggest Spirited Away Fans There..
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KomiTomiButterfly Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2008 5:04 pm
chihiro700 JessicaRaine chihiro700 Sen ran trough countless forest to get to the Conviniance store of the gods. When she arived there, There were countless gaurds waiting for her, Not wanting her to complete the mission. Sen pulled out her bow and shot a poisen tipped Arrow at each of the gaurds. They fell to the ground outcold. Sen ran through the doors and watches everything around her. Sen was soon jumped by 3 men trying to get The Master. But Sen was ready for them. She held 3 Arrow heads in between her fingers and stabbed the Men. Sen took a huge jump, and jumped up to the Soda fountain on the top shelf of the store, Grabed her Master's Favouret Soda, (aka: filled a bottle with it) Then Sen jumped down to the ground, only to be surrounded by Enemy Assassins. She did some hand signs, then slammed the ground, And the Assassins all died instently. Sen jumped up on the counter and grabbed a bag of Her Masters Favouret Chips. Sen ran out of the store and ran back to her leader. Sen kneeled down in front of her master holding out the Soda and Chips."I have brought you what you Have requested Master Raine" Sen said as another assassin tried to attack her, but she sent another Arrow into The Assassins Heart. ohhh very violent and actiony I like ^_^ and lol I was just kidding lol I'm not stealing your name and changing it to sen. Haha I feel like Ubaba now...ewwwww It it actually one of My RL Nicknames at school, (sence I'm one of the Biggest Spirited Away Fans There.. lol its my fav movie too. for a while on the internet I went as Nausicaa because I love Nausicaa of the valley of the wind and because it sounds like my real name jessica x D but then i started using my middle name raine.
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Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2009 4:38 pm
Some day at the Baka Neko Army Headquarters..
Some crew guy:Sir! sorry for interrupt you but we have a problem Lady Jessica has gone crazy again, and is killing everybody!
Sundae: Damn again? i knew we had to buy that soda and chips company, every time she runs out of chips and soda or either sugar.. she gets unstable and with a unsatisfiable desire of killing..
Ok, tell everyone to hold her until i get those chips and soda.
Some grew guy: eek ye.. yes sir!
Sundae:What with that face? oh right.. i will pray for your life's.
*At the super market*
Sundae:I wonder what soda Jessica would like.. oh who cares -takes one of each flavor.
Hmm and now chips.. chips, chips, chips, god where the hell are the chips!?
Super Market Employee:Sir corridor number 4.
Sundae:Oh thanks.
Sundae:Shi* there is only one.. lucky me!
*When Super goes to grab the last bag of chips another hand grabs the chip at the same time, Sundae lift his look to see the other person's face, when he notices, is his worst archenemy "McFlurry" (All rights and copyrights reserved by McDonalds).*
Sundae:McFlurry..
McFlurry:Sundae..!
How is your face, Sundae? the last time we met you had a scarf in the face made in our last battle, i wonder why you wear a mask now.
Sundae:It's fine, time has cure it.. the mask it's just for make me look cool.
How about you, how is Miss McFlurry i heard she dumped you, oh right it was my fault, after i introduced her to my cousin Big Super Sundae.
McFlurry:Grr..
Damn Sundae!, this chips will be mine!!!
Sundae:Really? we will see about that!
*Both draw out their Katanas while Super shouting "dead desserts can't buy chips!", Super ends chopping McFlurry's head making a messy rain of creemee and making lots of kids in the around dance of joy and yell "Yay ice creeam!!"*
In a cool stance Sundae says:Hmp.. the chips are mine.
*Back again in the Bake Neko Army Headquarters*
Sundae:I'M BACK!!, ugh what a mess, who the hell was playing with red paint!?..
Some crew guy:Sir, thanks god you are back!
Sundae:AAH! W.T.F.!? where the hell is your right arm and why are you all swamp in red paint!?
Some crew guy:Oh sorry I'm just hiding it behind me, we were playing to the zombies, the paint was just to make it look real.
Did you bring the chips and soda for miss Jessica?
Sundae:Crap, next time don't scare me like that.
Yeah, i will give em' to her personally, but how did you calm her?
Some crew guy:Oh just some sedatives, she is in her throne.
Sundae:Good.
*At the throne room*
Sundae:Hey Jessica look what i got for you.
Jessica:Yayy! chips and soda!! and thats a lot of soda o.o
Sundae:Yeah i didn't know which one to bring so i grabbed one of each flavor.
Jessica:Cool, my kidney will have to hold this! because is liquid sugar time!!
Hey why are you all covered with ice cream and M&Ms?
Sundae: eek Eeehm.. Eehm.. No idea..
THE END.
[During the "filming" of this reading no one was harmed, except for McFlurry who had an accident with the kids.]
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Super Sundae Combo Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2009 5:01 pm
O_O SUNDAE THAT WAS AWEOSOME! YOU ARE REALLY GOOD AT THIS ^_^
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Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2009 5:06 pm
JessicaRaine O_O SUNDAE THAT WAS AWEOSOME! YOU ARE REALLY GOOD AT THIS ^_^ Wow you read so fast. That took me about an hour to do or maybe more idk.
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Super Sundae Combo Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2009 5:27 pm
Super Sundae Combo JessicaRaine O_O SUNDAE THAT WAS AWEOSOME! YOU ARE REALLY GOOD AT THIS ^_^ Wow you read so fast. That took me about an hour to do or maybe more idk. O_O woah when you get experienced in randomness, eventually it will only take you slightly longer that it does to physically type it to come up with it all
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