| Things a horny preacher might say to a sexy woman... |
| God made you... uhhh... very well |
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| You know how good feels to repent and have Christ as your savior? Yea? Wont feel as good as this! * hardcore rape * |
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Uber Lucifer Vice Captain
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 Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 2:52 pm
I went out to eat... had the most annoying little kids behind me. They were like 13 years old. One of them sounded like a young girl, and the other sounded like Neil from family guy. And the kid's dad.... that guy was crazy. The kid who sounded like Neil was talking about this girl he liked, be she was seeing someone else... guess what their dad said? He said, "If i were you, ide take out my knife and mess the little b*****d up." Im not even kidding, he really said that. I ate my chicken and got the hell out, because besides this lazy a** asian waiter who was taking a nap in one the seats, i was the only one there D:
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Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 9:00 pm
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Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 9:51 pm
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Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 11:46 pm
Professor Communist Dinner with Uber.  EXACTLY
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Uber Lucifer Vice Captain
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Uber Lucifer Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 11:49 pm
Only they would be all women, all brunette, 32 DD ( i like 'em just the right size for them to bounce right ), and nude, with G-strings, and they would be $5 richer at the end of the night biggrin ...... Cause they are stupid bitches and dont get the money up front.................................... biggrin
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Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 8:53 am
Professor Communist Dinner with Uber. There needs to be ***** and uber with some children on his lap :/ Plus the nekkid women
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Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 10:40 am
x_Teratoma_x Professor Communist Dinner with Uber. There needs to be ***** and uber with some children on his lap :/ Plus the nekkid women UBER ACTIVATES MY TRAP CARD 
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Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 1:22 pm
Professor Communist x_Teratoma_x Professor Communist Dinner with Uber. There needs to be ***** and uber with some children on his lap :/ Plus the nekkid women UBER ACTIVATES MY TRAP CARD NOOOOOOO!!! WILFORD!!!!!! 
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Uber Lucifer Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 8:13 pm
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Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 9:36 pm
Uber Lucifer Professor Communist x_Teratoma_x Professor Communist Dinner with Uber. There needs to be ***** and uber with some children on his lap :/ Plus the nekkid women UBER ACTIVATES MY TRAP CARD NOOOOOOO!!! WILFORD!!!!!! O SHi- 
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Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 10:56 pm
you activated my AWESOME card 8D 
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Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 11:32 pm
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Posted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 9:56 am
x_Teratoma_x you activated my AWESOME card 8D 
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Posted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 12:18 pm
Professor Communist x_Teratoma_x you activated my AWESOME card 8D  (its the guy from torchwood **wub** )
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