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 Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 1:13 pm
They say im in denial. I'm not
My imaginary friends said you have serious problems.
an optimist falls off the empire state building, and after 50 stories says, So far so good! rofl
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Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 3:02 pm
biggrin
Confusious say,
"man who dance on toilet, high on pot
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Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2008 8:30 am
Take a Flight to california from New York
Bring a 500 page book
Land
Man That was a lot of coloring
mrgreen
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Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 4:48 pm
Dragonas-2 biggrin Confusious say, "man who dance on toilet, high on pot" Lmao!!!
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xx-Nex-Serenus-Decorus-xx
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Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2008 6:31 pm
Confusous says
man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger
man who go to bed with dirty mind wake up with pregnant teddy bear
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Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 8:22 pm
Here is a quote that made my day.
"Men are like parking spots, all of the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped."
*drum noise*
BA-DUMP-BUMP-PISH!
I am here all week!
Thank ya very much!
-HT
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Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 4:51 pm
confucious say Crowded elevator always smell different to midget.
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Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 2:24 am
Multiple Stab Wounds May Be Harmful To Monkeys
Experts Claim That Bannanas are an Excellent Source of Yellow
I used up all my sick days, so i called in dead
DO NOT ABUSE CHILDREN!!! (no really, they have guns now)
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Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 2:20 pm
when love gives you lemon's throw it back and say 'I WANT A COOKIE!'
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Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 10:50 am
Is there such thing as a vegan vampire?
If a Midgit walks in a bar and asks for a "tall one" will it be able to reach it to drink it?
If sally has 2 apples and jordan has 3 apples, why wont they just shut up and eat?
If you see me with a stupid grin on my face...chances are im laughing at you.
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Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 11:00 am
Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
Change is inevitable....except from vending machines.
Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth.
On the back it said, "Wish you were here."
I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards.
I got a full house and four people died.
If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?
I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale."
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Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 12:46 pm
((kk, this might suck, soooo, yeah. you've been warned.))
Confucious say Don't judge book by cover, that is perverted.
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XxFoxblaze_of_RiverClanxX
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Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 6:24 pm
._. I seem to have lost my treasure chest....May I look into yours?
If you were on the mcDonald's Menu, you'd be called McGorgeous.
;3
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Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 8:36 pm
It's not rape, it's just sex you didn't know you wanted XDD (I rape no one btw lol!)
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Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 9:23 am
Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.
Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
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