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 Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 4:11 am
Post up funny jokes and such plz. =]
One day Bob and Joe are out fishing. They're both pretty old, and as Bob's checking the net, his dentures fall out. "Aw crap!" He shouts, and grumbles for a while. Joe, for a laugh, thinks it'll be funny to pretend they "caught" Bob's dentures, and so he takes his own out, and places them in the net as they bring it in. "Hey Bob!" He yells. "We caught your teeth!" "Great!" says Bob, as he picks them up and puts them back in his mouth. He wiggles them round a bit, takes them out, and says "Nup - not mine." ...and he throws them back over the side.
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Posted: Sat Apr 25, 2009 10:07 am
ROFL
Nice. XD
*thoughtful*
Ok there were these 3 dudes named Poop Shut up and Manners ;o
So Poop was left on the side of the road (for some reason) and Manners decides to go pick him up and for some odd reason Shut Up goes to the police.
"My friends, I can't find them!" Shut up says.
"Ok sir, first I need you name," the cop replies.
"Shut up."
"Your name."
"Shut up."
"Your name."
"Shut up."
"Where are your manners son?" the cop asks.
"Down the road picking up Poop."
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