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Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 2:30 pm
Description: To the west of the Village Greens are the pastures and farmlands of Bill's Ranch. Bill raises cows, chickens and is a famous farmer of garlic. He and his son, Purvis, run the ranch, selling their wares in nearby Barton Town. You will also find Rubella on the Ranch working as a ranch hand. CL: 2 (crew recommended for Garlic and Alarmskeeters at this CL) Map: link forthcoming
Quests
Fluff Rush Step 1: Talk to Larry Step 2: When Larry calls your name, or the name of your crew leader, kill any fluffs that pop on the screen. You'll face several waves and Larry will often make comments. Make sure you don't run off the screen or you'll have to talk to Larry again to get back in the queue. Step 3: Return to Larry to receive your reward. Notes: Reward is a recipe for a Plain Fluff Plushie. This quest is repeatable. Bill will also become friendly with you and ask you to do some work for him.
Mine Clocken Step 1: Speak with Klaus Klokenmeyer to accept the quest. Step 2: Klaus wants his clock back. Head over towards the Alarm Skeeter hive in the Southwest corner of the map. Once you find his clock a red message should pop up on your screen. Step 3: Return to Klaus Klokenmeyer at the loop in Bill's Ranch. Notes: The reward is a Recipe for a Chained Pocket Watch. If you can't kill the Alarm Skeeters yet, they will follow you if you return to Klaus, so you'll need to run a bit further to shake them from your tail. Once you are done, Klaus will give you another quest.
Fix Mine Clocken (Prerequisite: Completed Mine Clocken) Step 1: Speak with Klaus Klokenmeyer to accept the quest. Step 2: Take Klaus' clocken to the crystal in Bill's Ranch. Step 3: Return to Klaus Klokenmeyer at the loop in Bill's Ranch.
    Bill's Shipment (Prerequisite: Completed Fluff Rush) Step 1: Talk to Bill Step 2: Talk to Purvis and do the Milkin' Mooers quest he gives you. Step 3: Talk to Rubella and do the Chicken' Wranglin Quest she gives you. Step 4: Return to Bill for your reward. Notes: You can do either Milkin' Mooers or Chicken' Wranglin first.
Milkin' Mooers (Prerequisite: Started Bill's Shipment) Step 1: Speak with Purvis to accept the quest. Step 2: Kneel down next to a cow and milk it. Step 3: Return to Purvis with the Milk.
Chicken' Wranglin (Prerequisite: Started Bill's Shipment) Step 1: Talk to Rubella Step 2: Catch a chicken for Rubella. Chickens are most commonly found between the barn and the farmhouse in Bill's Ranch. Step 3: Once you catch the chicken, return to Rubella at the farm house in Bill's Ranch.
  Purvis Likes Rubella (Prerequisite: Completed Milkin' Mooers and Chicken Wranglin) Step 1: Speak with Purvis to accept the quest. Step 2: Talk to Rubella near the chicken coop in Bill's Ranch for Purvis. Step 3: Return to Purvis in the field in Bill's Ranch after talking to Rubella.
Plantin' Garlic (Prerequisite: Completed Purvis Likes Rubella) Step 1: Speak with Rancher Bill to accept the quest. Step 2: Collect 5 Garlic Sprouts from the Garlic in the forest east of Bill's Ranch. Step 3: Plant the Garlic Sprouts in the middle of the large field in Bill's Ranch. Step 4: Return to Rancher Bill at the south gate in Bill's Ranch. Notes: The reward is a recipe for a Garlic Plushie.
The Stooce Is Loose (Prerequisite: Completed Plantin' Garlic) Step 1: Speak with Rancher Bill to accept the quest. Step 2: Find Stoocie in Dead Man's Pass and bring her back to Rancher Bill. Step 3: Return to Rancher Bill at the south gate in Bill's Ranch. Notes: Reward is a recipe for Clutch Rollerblades.
  Katsumi (Prerequisite: Completed The Stooce Is Loose) Step 1: Speak with Rubella to accept the quest. Step 2: Head up to the Zen Gardens and talk to Katsumi at the Shrine. Step 3: Return to Rubella at the farm house in Bill's Ranch. Notes: If you have already spoken with Katsumi before getting to this quest it will not be available to you, instead go directly back to Bill for his last quest.
Machine Repair (Prerequisite: Completed The Stooce Is Loose) Step 1: Speak with Rancher Bill to accept the quest. Step 2: Repair the first windmill, west of the south gate in Bill's Ranch. Step 3: Repair the tractor, east of the south gate in Bill's Ranch. Step 4: Repair the second windmill, northeast of the south gate in Bill's Ranch. Step 5: Return to Rancher Bill at the south gate in Bill's Ranch. Notes: For the reward you get to pick a ring and you receive the Ranch Hand Badge.
Hints and Tips Ever gone cow tipping in real life? Several of the cows on Bill's Ranch can be tipped over. Sometimes you may need to click twice to knock the cow over. You won't get anything special for doing this, but it's something you can do if you don't feel like destroying the animated.
Animated
Air Fluff: Like most Fluffs, this one could care less about you and will be the easiest of the Animated at the Ranch to kill. Head over to Bill or do the Fluff rush if you want to take these guys on without getting interrupted by other animated. HP: 32-46 Drops: ,
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 Recipes: Forum Badge (SF)
Garlic: Eating garlic will give you bad breath, but this Garlic will kill you with its bad breath. These guys don't seem to happy about being a part of the former food supply and will chase you down. Their breath also has a slight range, so you may need to move closer to them to take them out with your close ranged attacks. HP: 82-107 Drops: ,
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 Recipes: Fresh Garlic Dress
Alarm Skeeter: Combining an alarm clock with a mosquito left the world with a critter that possesses the two most annoying sounds in the universe. The Alarmskeeter uses its highly irritating alarms and buzzes to aggravate a target's inner ear and drive it mad. This creature is also aggressive. HP: 72-104 Drops: ,
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 Recipes: Mechanical Mosquito Wings
Badges
 Air Fluff Deflater: Defeat 50 Fluffs to earn the Fluff Deflater badge. Air Fluff ???: Defeat 500 Fluffs to earn the Fluff ??? badge. Air Fluff ???: Defeat 5000 Fluffs to earn the Fluff ??? badge.

 Garlic Picker: Defeat 50 Garlics to earn the Garlic Picker badge. Garlic ???: Defeat 500 Garlics to earn the Garlic ??? badge. Garlic ???: Defeat 5000 Garlics to earn the Garlic ??? badge.
 Skeeter Squasher: Defeat 50 Alarmskeeters to earn the Skeeter Squasher badge. Skeeter ???: Defeat 500 Alarmskeeters to earn the Skeeter ??? badge. Skeeter ???: Defeat 5000 Alarmskeeters to earn the Skeeter ??? badge.

 Close the Barn Door!: Discover the barn in Bill's Ranch. Ranch Hand: Complete all Bill's Quests (Need confirmation on wording from Quest Log)?
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Description: It's dark. It's gloomy. It's a twisted, creepy mountain above Bill's Ranch with a house at the top owned by an ancient family that no one sees in the daytime. It's not a popular tourist destination. CL: 3 Map: link forthcoming
Quests None
Hints and Tips If you hang around in DMP long enough, you might find some low level spawns wandering around. Generally they'll head up the stairs but will turn around and head back to the gate to the Ranch if you don't attack them before you get to the Gate to the House on the Hill.
DopplerZero For those who have gotten through this, gotten the badge, seen the music note on it. Go to the Dead Man's Pass, up to the eight gravestones. They all scream when clicked. Sometimes, in some orders, they go "That doesn't sound right.." So what's right? 3 7 1 4 5 8 2 6
765231482175... Guh. If you figure out some of the codes (songs) and want to share it with your fellow users, please do. smile There are at least 2 songs you can play, but probably more like 3 or 4.
Animated
Laceback Bootsnake: Yes...this creature seems to have once been a rubber boot. And yes...it seems to now be a snake. But it's NOT "a snake in my boot"...so don't say that. Like other creatures in DMP, these are aggressive. HP: 41-107 Drops: ,
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 Recipes: Laceback Jacket, Laceback Skirt, Laceback Kerchief
Laceback Golashes: Yes...this creature seems to have once been a rubber boot. And yes...it seems to now be a snake. But it's NOT "a snake in my boot"...so don't say that. This creature won't always spawn. HP: 281 Drops: ,
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 Recipes: ???
Clutch: It used to be a lady's handbag, but the handles became wings and now it flaps about like a bat. Never touch a lady's clutch. It's just not polite. And it bites. Like other creatures in DMP, these are aggressive. HP: 63-68 Drops: ,
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 Recipes: Clutch Purse, Clutch Hat, Clutch Rollerblades
Purse: It used to be a lady's handbag, but the handles became wings and now it flaps about like a bat. Never touch a lady's purse. It's just not polite. And it bites. This won't always spawn when you enter DMP. HP: 182 Drops: ,
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 Recipes: ???
OMG: The OMG has all the sympathetic, likeable qualities of a hungry shark. It uses its tail like a whip and it's a tough cookie, besides. A nasty bit of work, they are. Like other creatures in DMP, these are aggressive. HP: 43-125 Drops: ,
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OMFG: The OMFG looks a lot like a bigger version of his brother, OMG. It uses its tail like a whip and it's a tough cookie, besides. A nasty bit of work, only one spawns in DMP. He won't always spawn. HP: 339 Drops: ,
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OMGWTF: At the top of DMP you'll meet this Mini-Boss after you kill several OMGs. He is basically a gigantic flying OMG and tough to boot. Make sure you bring a crew with you. Defeat him and return to Ian for a reward. HP: 1547? Drops: ,
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Badges
 Laceback Bootsnake Skinner: Defeat 50 Laceback Bootsnakes to earn the Laceback Bootsnake Skinner badge. Laceback Bootsnake ???: Defeat 500 Laceback Bootsnakes to earn the Laceback Bootsnake ??? badge. Laceback Bootsnake ???: Defeat 5000 Laceback Bootsnakes to earn the Laceback Bootsnake ??? badge.
 OMG That Hurt: Defeat 50 OMGs to earn the OMG That Hurt badge. OMG ???: Defeat 500 OMGs to earn the OMG ?? badge. OMG ???: Defeat 5000 OMGs to earn the OMG ?? badge.
 Clutch Holder: Defeat 50 Clutches to earn the Clutch Holder badge. Clutch ???: Defeat 500 Clutches to earn the Clutch ??? badge. Clutch ???: Defeat 5000 Clutches to earn the Clutch ??? badge.

 Hallowed Ground: Discover the cemetery in Dead Man's Pass. Musically Gifted: Play one song on the tombstones in Dead Man's Pass
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