This is a conversation between me and my big bro of how my mysterious ranting about a sudden interdimensional travel code (that i remember) leads to a talk of epic proportions where one thing leads to another and ends with sperm... O.o

(on aim, 9 at night)
[20:48] winiove: kj
[20:48] VerFore4: kj?!?!

[20:49] VerFore4: the interdimensioinal code for the exquisite creation of kindarkmaliskanshipaste!?

[20:49] VerFore4: kindarkmaliskanshipaste is a delicacy among the people of the malireran province of interverse 136456
[20:50] VerFore4: theys use the specific paste to create a sort of bread after freezing it in the cold mines of pralkiban
[20:50] winiove: xD?
[20:51] VerFore4: then they top it with an extra sweet sauce made out of the raknilarm tree grown in the southern asqui-zone of the palireran province
[20:51] VerFore4: whhoops
[20:51] VerFore4: malireran
[20:51] VerFore4: i cannot remember these 300625 province names
[20:52] winiove: lol?
[20:53] VerFore4: it is very hard when there are dozens of provinces like them in all of the squilo-galaxies in the interdimensional warp residing in the gorge of rakshire pass
[20:54] winiove: oh lawdy
[20:54] VerFore4: when you use the warp it is very tiring for you have to endure being dematerialized into about 2 trillion and 69 thousand 7 hundred and eighty eight particles
[20:54] winiove: how do i know how much life the fort has?
[20:54] VerFore4: the bottom left bar
[20:54] VerFore4: it decreases from left to right
[20:54] winiove: the boss got through xD
[20:55] VerFore4: the warp then pushes your particles into a reliquisiting markulls of loops and turns on its way to the next warp nest
[20:55] VerFore4: i lost a finger once
[20:56] winiove: oh god
[20:56] winiove: im about to die
[20:56] winiove: round 22
[20:57] VerFore4: there are a nillion-quarien different combinations for pass codes to be ousted into a province and another liminal-riarn of codes to choose the galaxy
[20:57] VerFore4: wow your pretty good for a meatbag
[20:57] VerFore4: after you input the code you have to remain still for 36 seconds and you ahev to clear your mind of all thoughts
[20:57] VerFore4: have*
[20:58] VerFore4: i accidentally thought about orange which got my finger ousted to another who knows which galaxy province
[20:58] winiove: god
[20:58] winiove: what the hell are you doing?:
[20:58] VerFore4: what"
?

[20:58] winiove: what the hell are you typing?
[20:59] VerFore4: im telling you about the interdimensional travles of the narllinns that protect the galaxies from neverending plagues of invaders called the inwar gilbratus
[20:59] VerFore4: they are especially annoying when your in the bathroom
[21:00] VerFore4: or as they say "Noraknus Quarters"
[21:01] VerFore4: you don't wanna know what noraknus means because it is their waste and they are one of the most in-hygeinic species in all of the 6 trillion liminal exquards of nine thousand esquarks
[21:01] VerFore4: wait
[21:01] winiove: dude
[21:01] winiove: im gonna slap you
[21:01] VerFore4: its nine thousand 69 esquarks
[21:01] VerFore4: and a few inquarls
[21:02] VerFore4: spaceman spiff has been known to hunt the intolerable species that they are
[21:03] VerFore4: he is one of the greatest milllnar regents of the inquarti empire that resides in the six hundred fifty ninth province of galaxy 33645
[21:03] VerFore4: they are most known for their mining of the anceint element of nardlin crystals
[21:04] VerFore4: these crytals are the most powerful sources of energy that we have ever known except for the fact that the inquarti empire and theire allies are the only ones who have ever learned how to harness their limitless prillians of power
[21:04] winiove: shut up
[21:04] winiove: now
[21:04] VerFore4: why?

[21:05] VerFore4: you don't want to know the essential information of interdimensional travel
[21:05] VerFore4: what if you came across a gentar band of quilbarian thrict raiders


[21:06] winiove: copy pasta
[21:06] VerFore4: or a the "drang" disease which gives you hallucinations about you closest friends dying and drives you to insane proportions
[21:07] VerFore4: the hallucinations about your friends are must be so revolting because the higher ups in this information org. have probed the minds of those who are in this state of hallucination
[21:07] VerFore4: ...
[21:07] VerFore4: all those damned UNICORNS!!!!
[21:07] VerFore4: they were everwhere in that mans mind
[21:07] VerFore4: i swear
[21:07] VerFore4: it could scar you for life
[21:08] VerFore4: they weilded deadly grenades of epic sprontairs
[21:08] VerFore4: sprontairs are sperm bombs
[21:08] VerFore4: O.o

yes thats right ppl. sperm.