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Pick the month (number) you were born in:

1----i shot a
2----i ate a
3----i smacked
4----i sang to
5----i fell in love with
6----i murdered
7----i gave my number to
8----i gave a lap dance to
9----i choked on
10---i bitched out
11---i had sex with
12---I humped



Pick the day (number) you were born on:


1-------A homeless guy
2-------Kakashi
3-------a banana
4-------a fork
5-------a surikan
6-------a gangster
7-------Gara
8------- a kuni
9-------my best friends boyfriend
10-------a goat
11-------my ninja dog
12-------my dad
13-------Sauske
14-------my sensei
15-------my neighbor
16-------myself
17-------an Hyuga
18-------a llama
19-------a pickle
20-------a stuffed animal
21-------a permenant marker
22------- the hokage
23-------a condom
24-------a baseball bat
25-------my pshyciatrist
26-------my brother
27-------my sister
28-------Naruto
29-------a dvd player
30-------a paperclip
31-------a summoning

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White------Because i was high.
Black-------Because I was drunk.
Pink--------Because im a homosexual.
Red---------Because the voices told me to.
Blue--------Because i cant control myself.
Green------Because I hate myself.
Purple------Because Im naked.
Gray--------Because thats how i roll.
Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange----Because i hate my family.
Other-------Because that's how I roll.
none------because im sexy and i do what i want

and then combine what u have made n post it

i sang to a banana because someone offered me 1 mill
((lawl. i wish that was real xD))

I ate a Naruto because that's how i roll(damn he was yummy)

before it was:
i ate a Naruto because that's how i roll

earlier:
i ate a Naruto because the voices told me to

now:
i ate a Naruto cause i can't control myself(this one and before sounds more likely for me wink blaugh blaugh 3nodding 4laugh mrgreen xp )

I humped my ninja dog Because the voices told me to

"I smacked a paperclip because I was drunk"... hm... wow.
I've chewed on a paperclip, but never smacked one... yet that is. xd