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[[OOC: Since the other themes seem to have dies, I think it's time for a new one! All heroes and or civilians and or villains and or other welcome! ]]

[[IC:]

Zephyr wandered through the streets, bored out of her mind. Where had everyone gone? Where where they all? With a sigh, she grumpily kicked over a trash can.
"I'M BORED!!!!!" She yelled at the skies. Her voice echoed off the walls of the buildings back at her.

Well, when all else fails, start a fire and people will come. This made her smile, as she casually light a random bomb and through it into the window of a nearby shop from her place sitting criss-crossed on the side walk. She idly smiled as it exploded, setting fire quickly to the interior of the building. She smiled pleasantly as the people ran past her screaming.

"Hey, how's it-"
"Hi there, I'm-"
"Wow! Would you look at-"
She kept trying to talk to the people, to make casual conversation, but the people just kept running past her...

At the mention of their names, the mischievous little creatures appear from the shadows and begin to dance around the Joker happily, obviously having missed him. The same one from before took to climbing up on his shoulder and immediately started to busily chatter away, informing him of all he's missed.

"Oh yay! It's Uncle J.!" Zephyr noticed with excitement. She ran over, but stopped when she saw the look on his face.
"Hm...do you still think the Pixies put everyone asleep?" She asked, but then laughed.
"That's not what they do! If anything, they wake people up! (wake them up to a mess, since they like to knock over vases and pull up the house plants while you're sleeping)..." She noted the last half to herself, before smiling up at him.

"I'm bored..." She complained with slumped shoulders and a sad face.

"Throw a kid to some priests? What is this 'priest' of which you speak?" Zephyr pondered. In the background her Pixis began to fight over the candy.
"I'm not sure, but yes, something fun would be...well, funable! Hm...We could start a soccer game with a giant ball and try to get all of Gotham to participate! Or we could go to Wally-world and do whatever random thing we feel like doing! I believe they call that 'criminal mischief', but I call it amusing yourself when you're taken shopping somewhere you don't really want to be and it bores you. But, Oh! So much stuff, so much possibilities! Like starting duels with tubes of gift wrap...and sending people on quests...timed quests...yesh..."

"Then it's off to Wally World! (which just so happens to be right there across the street)!" Zephyr immediately ran into the store, shoving the greeter out of her way as she went.
"I know what I wanna do first!" She happily yelled out, as her Pixis began to harass and frighten the many shoppers in the check out lines.
"I wanna rearrange the shelves!" She declared.

With that said, she promptly went over to the nearest aisle and started moving items, tossing the occasional one up and over into the other aisles. Her Pixis helped by simply knocking everything they could off the shelves. Well, all except the Joker's Pixi, which was still on his shoulder waiting eagerly to help with whatever chaos he decided to sew...

Zephyr then joined him in the toy isle, and promptly began to set up a full scale battle of GI-Joe v.s. X-men. She would then begin to take bets on who people thought would win. A random guy appeared at that moment with wide exited eyes.

"What are you doing? It looks fun! Can I join in?" He asked.
Zephyr smiled as pleasantly as she could at him a warm, inviting smile and replied.
"Noo!" and then promptly returned to her task.
"Well, fine! I didn't want to have fun anyways!" He huffed as he stomped away.
Zephyr began to hum a tune when I very frightened looking wall-mart employee came around the corner.

Deciding to ignore the Joker at first, he turned him attention first to the little Pirate girl, who he figured would be a much easier task to handle. The only way he could get up enough courage was to pretend the Joker wasn't there in the background vandalizing all the Batman merchandise. He figured his best chance at survival would be to ignore the Joker and just let him do as he pleased, then maybe he would survive.

"Excuse me, mam, but I'm going to have to ask you to leave due to criminal mischief..." he promptly addressed of her actions.
"What?! Criminal mischief? Where?!" She demanded, dropping her current armful of action figures and looking around startled.
"Ha ha, very funny kid, but-hey!" She then made the random employee's (who by the way is an insignificant figure who's role can be controlled by anyone) job nearly impossible by running over to the Joker.
"Uncle J! Quick, there's criminal mischief going on somewhere around here! It might be dangerous!" She declared, all the while being on the look out for this supposed activity...

Zephyr smiled pleasantly and pointed at the man, who promptly...ran away in the opposite direction to go hide.
"WOW! That's so much more affective than the last time I was here. Last time, they kicked me out! And I had to wait for two hours out in the Texas heat for my dimwitted housemates to finally finish their shopping...*cringe*"
(to her Pixi) "Add them to my list, by the way." And so the Pixi did.

Just then the Pixis came back around the isle pushing a cart full of pillows and a few mops/brooms wearing kitchen wear on their heads.
They stopped for a moment and made a sound like a train whistle as Zephyr hopped into the cart and placed a pot onto her head/grabbed up one of the mops. A guardian decided to come out and join this chaos, and grabbed a hold of the handles to push the cart.
"Shall we chase down our query? To the hunt?" Zephyr asked, holding out a second pot to the Joker for a helmet, and chasing out a few Pixis to make room for the Joker in the cart.

(((so I'm assuming you've hopped in the cart now. And by the way, just for information you probably don't need to know but might actually be able to use someday for something: It doesn't matter what kind of shaving cream you use. I've tried a very wide variety, and let me tell you, your legs still itch after you shave them! stressed In fact, the only thing the shaving cream does is keep you from getting razor burn...which does indeed burn...especially if you go swimming in the ocean right after wards...not the best idea...)))

"TO THE HUNT!" Zephyr declared dramatically. All the Pixis began to cheer and run along the side of/hang on the cart as the guardian pushed it forward
and Zephyr pointed the way with her mop.
"THE GAME IS A FOOT!" She yelled out as they rounded the corner.

If the employee had been frightened before, you've got no idea. He turns, expecting to see the horror that is the Joker running towards him, only to see instead a huge ogre-like monster pushing a cart with the Joker and offending girl inside it. The little demonic cretins flourishing around them all, and the entire party was gunning for him! He had never run so fast in all his life...

((you forgot to poke me!))
"Oh God, Oh God, Oh God!" See the little man run! See them chase him in the shopping cart! See them catch up to him as he runs! See him turn in pure terror! See Zephyr jump out of the cart, tackling him and pinning him to the ground. See the Pixis all leap together onto the man! See the Guardian lift the Joker out of the cart and onto it's shoulder as the cart continues to go and crash down/knock down an isle. See the Pixis clear the way as the Joker and Guardian approach. See Zephyr smile happily up at them from sitting on the man's back cross-legged.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, my God, I'm so Sorry!" The man cried.
"We have our quarry, now what to do with it?" Zephyr pondered of the Joker.