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The Tricicle and the Marble eek

One happy afternoon a tricicle and marble met.(i do not know '.')
The tricicle and marble decided to cause mass chaos. (HOORAY blaugh )
So the cutest little three year old in the world decided to ride his tricicle, but it had been replaced by the evil tricicle [backround music](duh duh da^)
The little boy rode .02 mph whill a little marble in the way he didnt see was up in front so he stopped pedaling and the tricicle kept going and suddenly the trcicle flips over when it hits the marble like the tricicle was going 2000 mph but yet only .02
The boy flew through the air dot mouthed '.'
He came up to the test of 10 walls and blasted through the steel wall flew through the brick wall then came the diamond then super duper daiper thick rubber then the crystal but all the walls were not complete and only one wall left he thought he would live there wasnt a scratch on him and up next was the pathetic bubble wall he had a big smil when crack snap and habaloabwopboop he broke every bone in his body died and yet the bubble wall stood without even the slightest jiggle.
back on the sidewalk the tricicle and marble saw a backing up suv coming out of the driveway and before he new it the driver and car were doing flips in the air when it smashed onto the ground the airbag bursted out squeezed him out of the seet and he shot across the busy street and landed on the tricicle going 10000 mph while the marble rolled in the way the workers were satisfied that they fixed up the wall with an extra lair in front made of trampoline material that held up to 1000000 tons
the guy blasted through it with ease then came steel brick diamondsuper duped diaper thick rubber crystal than came the deadly bubbles eek
he came up to that still alive happy that hed live... WRONG he smashed up against the wall like a slinky shadering everything in his body to pieces.
then the marble and tricicle reached the highway where the last victim was recorded
they saw an upcoming 18 wheeler with extra load coming the marble go in the way then flip spidleebop the driver flew through the windshield and flipped onto the tricicle to meet his complete doom and saw the upcoming walls recalling his past he came flying up but he flew straight through everyone until bubbles came his eyes popped out when he hit it and his fladoodles popped out of his toenails and fell to the ground
soon the workers began to notice something... less and less cars on the road but with each one gone the more work they had to do then one saw the marble int the road and they had been discovered the tricicle turned and started coming his way he held up a hammer and started charging then the marble jumped in and out of his temples while he fell to the ground the other workers ran but the tricicle and marble caught up with them and got ran over by a tricicle and had brain slushies as a goodbye gift from the marble
soon the population in the world began to die it first started in wyoming then the us then north america southe america and soon the entire world was dead and destroyed except the army of tricicles and marbles
they shot to space to conquer that to soon the entire uneverse was controlled by and army of marbles and tricicles they even learned how to controll black holes for those who wouldnt cooperate their planet was sucked up and innialated
soon they found a peace loving planet but they army still slaye them and made them their slaves that sing "rollarollarolla bam the all mighty destroyers ooo~oo~ooooooo the thingz that make yall great the mightiest beings in the universe oo~oo oh the mighie e e hest ooo~ooo~ooo rolla rolla bam boom woah" and they could only stop when they told them too... never tis is my random story ... enjoy rofl

a not all that long time ago but still kinda long, in a house about three blocks away, there lived a walrus named fred. he had to chipmunks and three goldfish in his house, but he ate one of the goldfish for dinner that night and then there were two. this goldfish was named bob and he had three kids, but they were sold to the carnival like all bad little kids are. so be a good kid and you won't turn into a fish.... what? oh yeah, fred. well fred was green with blue spots on his back. everyone called him a dinosaur, so he went RAWR to scare away boys and girls. fred went out to the store one day and he got a frisbee to keep the chipmunks happy, but everyone knows chipmunks can't play frisbee. so the chipmunks attacked a goldfish and then there was one. that one was named herbie. he could fly, which was why he lived. so he flew away from fred's house and ran to your house. yes, that goldfish staring back at you this moment is herbie. he can fly. try it. throw him out your window... oh, he didn't fly... wrong house. my bad. okay, so yeah, fred was sad his goldfishies were all gone, so he kicked out jose the chipmunk, because that chipmunk was mexican. and he did a mexican dance that looked like this... i don't care if you can't see! that's your fault. so carmen the other chipmunk ran for the frisbee and threw it at fred. apparently carmen was a squirrel, since squirrels can play frisbee. so yeah, the frisbee hit fred in the eye and he died.... you can kill a walrus by hitting it the eye, duh. so carmen moved to the tree outside your house. go say hi to carmen. NOW!!