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 Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 7:18 pm
Back in the good ol' days, it was the man's duty to plant as many seeds possible, yet have only one wife. Yet, it was the woman's duty to be with and care for one, and only one, man.
Here's a graph of the ideal presented here with 4laugh representing women and smile representing men:
Duty of Men
4laugh 4laugh 4laugh
4laugh smile 4laugh
4laugh 4laugh 4laugh
Duty of Women
4laugh smile
The math doesn't add up, does it? How is it possible for a man to have many woman when polygamy was frowned upon and a woman was to be committed to one man? There was no way for the men and women to fulfill both their duties at the same time!
So, were the people of the good ol' days stupid or in denial? I mean, God is almighty and therefore can do basic math and prevent such paradoxes.
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Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 5:48 pm
If decaf has no caffeine, what makes it coffee?
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Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 10:07 pm
The flavor, that it comes in the same kind of container as regular coffee, that it smells and looks like coffee... That they lie and it's actually just regular coffee.
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Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 11:52 pm
Why is it that when school hours are 9 to 5, the campus supply stores are open 830 to 4?
Concurrently, why is it that school is closed on weekends and the campus bookstore is also closed?
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Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2008 8:26 am
Because they're assholes who don't care about you getting your assignments done on time.
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Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 8:27 pm
Because they are selfish and want to have lives, too. Also, they like to watch you suffer from behind the locked door. It's how they entertain themselves after putting up with highly-caffeinated and stressed students who could make it to the bookstore during their limited hours of business.
In the Good 'Ol Days, the rules were written by men. It took women some time to come to their senses. Men are stupid. Men can't do math. Men said that God was a man and proceeded to put words into his/her/its mouth.
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Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 7:25 pm
Homosexuality:
God's solution to the population crisis?
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Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 9:06 pm
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Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 10:41 pm
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Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 2:02 pm
I hate football... Now HOCKEY, that's a sport!
BREAKFAST WITH SCOT!
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Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 8:35 pm
There are two types of people in this world: Those who see glowing blue penises and those who don't.
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Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 8:09 pm
Oh...kay... O.o I believe I'm the second kind of person, but if I start to see glowing blue penises, I'm blaming you. evil
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Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 5:48 pm
It's a Watchmen joke. I don't know if you heard, but Cedric was traumatized by the movie. XD
First group: Cedric, Megan
Second group: Mom, Cassandra, Clarisse
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Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 6:20 pm
Ah... good thing I'm in the second group.
Poor Cédric, I haven't seen the movie, I kinda want to watch it but now I'm scared I'll be traumatized too...
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Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 6:30 pm
Those two numbskulls are just too sensitive. ;P
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