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snak3Gurl89

PostPosted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 5:41 am


Alright I am just a little grumpy cause my day got started off on the wrong foot. I had no intention or hope for a phone number today, but really I am starting to think that I am going to get the number of every single guy in a 30-mile radiace.

"so I had quite literally had JUST rolled outta bed and threw on a shirt. I went for my morning walk so I could wake-up, I am dressed in sweat pants and a freaking shirt that does not match, I am tired and I looked really pissed off too [I always look that way when I wake-up] so then some guy pulls up in his car and tries to get my number....and then asks me if I am married oO like really people ... do I look like I am freakn married!!! no I am only 19. And if I was married I can promise you one thing, I sure wouldn't be taking a walk that early in the morning alone ; ]
But anyways, the guy hands me his number and asks when I am going to call, i was like ahhhhhh um I am really busy this week, so if I have the chance I will try. Which is true I am busy, but I have no intention of calling a guy who looks like he three times as old as me. "

the moral of this story is, guys if you are going to hand me your number please follow some guidelines that will make both our lives easier.

*if you are old enough to be my father...I don't want it I am going to just throw it away when I get home.

*the cut off age for me is 23, but if you are really interesting and I think that you'd be cool to hang out with, I will take it, I might call you, it depends on if you give me that creepy look or not, .... I hate creepy looks.

*Don't look at me like you are going to eat me...I am skiddish and you will give me nightmares for a week.

*guys who play videogames/D&D/collect weapons/listen to cool music/and are easy for me to get along with are always welcome

*if you are look for a quick fix, go away, I am not like that, and I have no intention of being a one night stand.

follow those rules and all will be good.

~Malia~
PostPosted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 2:21 pm


I don't quite know what to say to that... but it's really creepy a guy twice your age is asking for your phone number. It's also creepy he pulled his car over to do it. At least he didn't ask you to get in?

Kexder


snak3Gurl89

PostPosted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 7:42 am


psssh I always get numbers from older guys, I just wish for once I could get a number from a guy I am actually interested it, but those kind of guys are hard to meet, since most of em are in college or playing video games xD I am really just annoyed with the creepy looks alot of guys give me...it's almost like they want to eat me >.<
PostPosted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 9:06 am


In a way... they probably do.

Kexder


snak3Gurl89

PostPosted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 6:18 am


ZOMG cannies *rans away....comes back with battle axe* rawr I shall defend meself!!! I do not want to be eaten I have so much to live for!
PostPosted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 4:56 pm


Not exactly what I meant, but I'm sure a battle axe will solve the problem anyways. Fire would probably work better, though.

And when guys ask for your number, why don't you tell them you're already with someone?

Kexder


snak3Gurl89

PostPosted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 12:14 pm


cause I hate lying, I tried it, the guy was all well you aren't married so I am willing to try. and yes Battle axes solve everying xD

hehe
PostPosted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 1:07 pm


Say here's my number, call me!

and then give them your friend's number. Funny thing to do.

But in all seriousness, that guy's a perv or something, I'd never go for someone half my age. >.<

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Kexder

PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 8:52 am


Don't you have a boyfriend? Tell them that.

Or you can do what my Mom did when guys used to ask her out... give them the number to the local police station.
PostPosted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 6:25 am


ZOMG!!!! That's brillant, but I think the chief, who lives down the street from me would get very annoyed, very quickly. And most of the guys I am getting numbers from live near me -_- and everyone knows where I live just cause I go on so many walks, I even got followed home once. I am just hoping that my temper doesn't snap, but most of the guys here that I have meet are rude, and think that I am going to sleep with them just cause I look "fine" and they are .... to self absorbed to think differently...sadly for these guys, I don't work that way.

snak3Gurl89


Kexder

PostPosted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 9:19 am


Okay, so you can either get a big dog, or bring a baseball bat with you on your walks. And every time someone looks at you funny, you can give them a dangerous look present the bat.
PostPosted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 5:16 pm


hehe I should be all ninjaful and bring some kitchen knives with me....and a ferret xD actually I should bring a golf club we have so many of them at my grandparents house. I want a big dog... I really do.

snak3Gurl89


Kexder

PostPosted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 12:16 am


That could work too.
PostPosted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 4:17 am


Kick em where it hurts! That'll solve the problem XP

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 11:23 am


A lot of the guys at my college want my number even AFTER I tell them I'm married.
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