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 Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 9:59 pm
Stay tuned loyal readers...
FOR THE MISADVENTURES ARE BACK!
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Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 10:18 pm
The Past... and the Future.... Of GAIA!
-The Story So Far...-
See it? It's Gaia... our world. The world we know, ruled and governed by the Admins of Gaia. Crazy stuff has happened in this place... Experiments... deaths... love... teamwork...
This is our story.... when we last last off, so much had happened. I escaped death so many times. I lost my best friend. I lost my family. I gained a team. I grew to love. In this place, I had come a shell, and left a man. It's been a long time since I was here... here in this crazy, mixed up place. I wonder where the others are... do they even remember me? I don't know... sometimes... I don't care. If they don't remember now... they certainly will soon.
I've left this place, to learn and to grow on the outside... and now I'm back. Back to share my story. Back to warn people... back to reassemble my team. I'm come back... at long last...
I am Snidne... and these are our Misadventures.
-For the Purposes of our NEW and IMPROVED Misadventures, please disregard any posts that refer to SEASON 3. Don't worry... EVERYTHING WILL BE BETTER! PROMISE!-
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Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 8:25 am
The Return of.... The Misadventures!
Everyone: Zzzzzz.....Zzzzzzz....
Me: *Breaks down door* WAKE UP!
Everyone: exclaim
Twonk: Ugh... what's going on? Five more minutes... xp
Celestial: Hmmm.... I was having a good dream...
Dooley: Was it the one where I'm sitting on a cheese throne?
Colette: I think that would be your dream, Dooley...
Kyashii: Sleeeeeeeep! gonk
Me: GET UP! LAZY PEOPLE, WE GOT A STORY TO DO!
Snidne: Yeah, yeah... quiet author...
......
Everyone: exclaim eek AUTHOR!?
Infernas: Holy crap, the author's back! gonk
Isha: EVIL! blaugh
Manga: It's about time! But we're not ready! gonk
Elecy: Everyone scatter!!!
*All run away*
Me: ...Ok.... well, while I round them all back up for your amusement, please enjoy this Misadventures Special. The never before seen, origin story of the Misadventures.
Misadventure Special: The Secret Origin of Snidne and Twonk: Part 1
-Barton Town: The Past-
Snidne: *Walks through the rain* Geez... barely a month and already things aren't going well... I'm starting to think running away from home wasn't worth it...
*Lightning flashes in the sky. A Neon sign glows in the dark*
Snidne: A bar open this late? Well, I'm not one to look a gift horse in the mouth...
*Snidne enters the bar and notices only two other people in it.*
Bartender: Hey! Don't get many new customers around here. Especially not this late. What's your poison?
Snidne: Not sure... *walks over to the bar and sits down* What do you got?
?????: Ramen. Chicken Ramen. *Puts a few Gold down* On me.
Bartender: Coming right up.
Snidne: That was rude of you.
?????: Trust me, it's good.
Bartender: *Places a bowl in front of Snidne* Here you go.
Snidne: Thanks... *Eats*
-Later...-
Bartender: I'm telling you, it doesn't sound profitable.
?????: Sure it is. I steal some cows. Then sell them back to the meat industry for double the amount. Easy.
Snidne: *Eats his third bowl of ramen* That's stupid.
*Both look at him*
?????: Really... then what would you do?
Snidne: I'd keep a few of them for breeding. Not to mention all the dairy products you can sell in the meantime.
Bartender: Now that sounds like a good idea. Maybe you could learn something from this guy, Twonk.
Twonk: ...Hey, what's your name?
Snidne: You can call me Snidne... though I doubt that would matter...
Twonk: Snidne huh... hey, can you come back here tommarrow night?
Snidne: I guess... why?
Twonk: Well, I got stuff to do, and I want to get to know you better. By the way, that goes really well with some hot sauce. *Leaves*
Snidne: *looks over the ramen before adding some hot sauce into it and eating it* ......He's right...
Bartender: Heh! That's Twonk for you. Guy loves his Ramen, that's for sure!
Snidne: ....Twonk, huh?
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Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 9:11 am
The Continued Return of The Misadventures!
Snidne: *Tied up* I WILL GET YOU! stressed
Me: Oh be quiet... you'd be enjoying this if it were Kyashii instead of me... *Goes off to find the rest*
Snidne: redface evil
Colette: *Tied up next to him* Well, it could be worse Snidne... sweatdrop
Snidne: I'm almost afraid to ask, but how? stare
Twonk: *Is placed with Snidne and Colette by the Author, tied up* Hey Boss! biggrin
Snidne: COME BACK! gonk I'LL TAKE MY CHANCES WITH KYASHII!!! gonk
Misadventure Special: The Secret Origin of Snidne and Twonk: Part 2
-Barton Town: The Past-
Snidne: *Enters a bar* Hello? *Notices the Bartender, Twonk and a dancer*
Bartender: Hey! So you came back after all!
Twonk: It's the ramen. cool No one can resist the power of the ramen.
Snidne: Right... *Sits down at the bar* If you have anything spicy...
Twonk: He'll have the Spicy Chicken Ramen then.
Snidne: I wish you wouldn't do that.
Twonk: *Grins* So, tell me about yourself. What's going on with your life?
Snidne: Nothing much. I'm just your average newbie Gaian, trying to make it in this place... which apparently is much harder then I originally thought...
Twonk: Well, your looking at the greatest thief ever! blaugh I'm on more wanted lists then anyone else in the world! Except maybe Lupin...
Bartender: And yet, here, you aren't much a thief Twonk. In fact, your thieving here is practically non-existant.
Twonk: Thank you for killing the mood. sweatdrop
Dancer: Aww, don't be so down sweety! heart Maybe I can cheer you up...
Twonk: I'm ok... gonk Really....
Snidne: Riiight... so a thief huh? And your certain you can trust me with this info?
Twonk: Of course! Call it a feeling but... I know you won't tell.
-Hours later...-
Snidne: -and then I just left. I swear for all the chances I try to get noticed by someone, I might as well be invisible. Sometimes I wonder why I bother trying.
Twonk: That sucks. But hey, if you really want to get noticed then why not become a thief! You said you had the training for it.
Snidne: Yeah but, I've been thinking... why would I even need it for huh?
Twonk: Oh come on! You helpped me out with the cow thing. Call this payback. I'll help you out. 3nodding
Snidne: Somehow... that doesn't reassure me. sweatdrop
Dancer: Twwwwwoooooonnnnnk! *pouts* xp You promised!
Twonk: What!? eek You remember that!?
Dancer: Of course! 3nodding Now come with me... I got the whips ready! heart
*Snidne and the bartender watch Twonk get dragged into the bathroom*
Snidne: ....Whips? confused
Bartender: Don't ask. sweatdrop
Twonk: *Shouting from the another room* Adult! I need an adult! gonk
Snidne: Should we help him?
Bartender: Nah, he'll be fine.
Snidne: .....Want to take some pictures?
Bartender: *Pulls out a camera* I thought you'd never ask. twisted
-Thief HQ: Present Day-
*Snidne and his team are in the office, surrounded by cows*
Cow: Moooooooo....
Dooley: Well, that explains the cows I guess... confused
Colette: Guess so... confused
Snidne: *Nods*
Cow: Moooooooo....
Infernas: And those.... 'interesting' pictures in Snidne's wallet. sweatdrop
Celestial: redface
Snidne: Pretty much...
Cow: Mooooooooooooooooo....
Isha: Well, it was an interesting story... I did always wonder how you two met. 3nodding
Kyashii: So... what do we do with all the cows?
Snidne: Honestly, I didn't think he'd ever get this far into the plan... sweatdrop
Cow: MOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 8:10 am
Misadventures, V2.0, Season 1 begins... NOW!
Twonk: *Kicks down door* That never gets old! blaugh
Snidne: .... gonk
Me: Get over it. You'd think you'd be USED to this...
Twonk: RAMEN! CHEESE TEA COZIES! VOLE! xd
Me: Although I see your point. sweatdrop
-Cliffs outside of Barton Town-
??????: One year... has it really been so long since then? confused
???????: Yeah... it feels good to be home though, doesn't it?
?????: It has been fun. But maybe I should get going now. You probably have alot to take care of.
??????: Knowing everyone? I'd be surprised if the building was still standing.
???????: Have you so little faith in them? gonk
??????: More like I have that much confidence in them. sweatdrop
?????: Things to do and all... I guess I'll-
??????: Are you really going to leave so soon, Elecy? After all, when we encountered you in our travels, you seemed eager to join up with us.
Elecy: Ah well... I figure now that your home again...
??????: I need to rebuild. Chances are, the team has been disbanded. I've heard so little activity coming from this place as of late...
???????: Kinda makes me wonder if I had stayed then we could have stayed together for you...
??????: Now now, Kyashii, you'd really think I'd go on my own? After all, I did ask you to come and you could have said no.
Kyashii: redface Well, when you put it in a way that we'd get to spend lots of quality time together...
Elecy: Awww.... heart
??????: Some things never change, huh Elecy. Your welcome to become an official member of the team once we get things settled back in.
Elecy: I'll think about it... You could use more jiggles in your life. whee
??????: You really haven't changed much at all, have you.
Elecy: No more then you, Snidne.
Snidne: Heh... alright then.
*Snidne, Kyashii, and Elecy face Barton Town*
Snidne: Look out Gaia, cause Snidne's back and ready to stir up some chaos...
-Admin HQ-
??????: ....It's been quiet.
??: Yes... ever since Snidne's Team had disbanded, things have calmed down significantly.
??????: Yeah... less theiving and such. Still, hard to believe that I'd get bored of doing this job though...
??: It's the price we pay, Lanzer. It's the peace and quiet...
?????: Gentlemen.
Lanzer: Hm? Something the matter?
Admin: Nothing sirs. Just making my report.
Lanzer: I have to admit, L0cke did something right this time...
??: Well, even he has to get lucky once in awhile...
Admin: Sirs, our agents have heard rumors of some strangers entering Barton Town.
??: So? We can't monitor every last person who passes the gates.
Lanzer: True. We've got enough troubles with the scammers and illegal bots that we catch.
Admin: According to the report, there are three of them... one of them has spikey blue hair...
Lanzer & ??: exclaim
Lanzer: You don't think...
??: How many others do we know?
Lanzer: But... but that means... L0cke!!! *runs off*
??: Heh... never ceases to amuse me.
Admin: Shall I up security, Admin VO?
VO: No... there's no need. We can handle this.
Admin: Then I shall give the announcements then... *Leaves*
VO: *Watches out a window* So, Snidne... your finally back in Gaia. Let's see if a year away has made you better... or rusty.
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Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 11:14 am
It's Chaos Time! Misadventures....
Me: Warning. The following Misadventures entry involves violent door smashing, embarrassing moments, and beatings of perverts.
Celestial: So... it DOESN'T involve the admins then?
-Old Thief HQ-
Kyashii: Hyah! *Kicks down the door*
Snidne: ... stare
Kyashii: What? gonk
Snidne: I had a key, Kyashii...
Elecy: But that's no fun! 3nodding
*All enter the living area*
Elecy: Ugh... this place is flithy.
Kyashii: Reminds me of your house, Snidne.
Snidne: Hey, it's not THAT bad... sweatdrop
Elecy: Dusty though... looks like this place hasn't been used in a long time...
Kyashii: *Heads off to the storage areas* Well, there's no supplies here or anything...
Snidne: Not surprising... *Heads into his office* My office is unchanged too... just without a cluttered desk.
Elecy: Doesn't look like this place was used as a headquaters for months.
Snidne: You can say that again... even my wine is gone.
Kyashii: Hey wait... do you hear something? confused
*Everyone looks around before Snidne puts his ear to the wall.*
Snidne: Water... well, someone paid for the upkeep of the utilities.
Elecy: There's a pool out back... it looks pretty clean too.
Kyashii: So someone is using it...
Snidne: Let's check the rooms here. Some of the team lived here in the building. I had bedrooms put in for when they were too tired to go home after a mission.
-Hallway-
Snidne: Hmm... let's see... I have keys to every room in this place so...
Elecy: I think Kyashii should just bust it down. If someone is still living here, chances are they changed the locks.
Snidne: Good idea... Kyashii, if you would.
Kyashii: Like I needed permission to do it. blaugh *Kicks down door*
???????: AH!!! gonk
Snidne: Who the hell are- scream Huh!?
???????: SNIDNE!!! blaugh *Glomps*
Snidne: Celestial!? gonk
Elecy: Now THAT'S a hello! heart
Celestial: Snidne, when did you get back?
Snidne: Umm... just now... Celestial do you mind...
Celestial: *Hugs* Awww come on! whee Don't be such a stick-in-the-mud again. We all missed you!
Kyashii: stressed
Elecy: Um, you know as joyous as this looks, I don't think Kyashii appricates you nuzzling with her boyfriend in your underwear.
Celestial: Huh? *Looks down and notices she's only in her bra and panties* Epp! redface
Elecy: Oh how I wish I had my camera... heart
Celestial: Um right... I was just in the shower and um... if you'll excuse me... redface *Runs back and into a closet*
Snidne: Well... that was awkward...
Elecy: It was cute... Makes me wish she was single...
Snidne: Like that would stop you from trying... Although I don't think she normally wears silk panties...
Kyashii: stressed *Strikes Snidne over the head*
Snidne: gonk What did I do!? It's not my fault I was born a man!
Kyashii: Maybe so, but I would have expected better of you! Or at least you'd think with the head on your shoulders!
Snidne: Excuse me for living then! gonk Besides, like Elecy said, I'm already going out with you... when it comes to winning my heart, you already won!
Elecy: But it doesn't stop me from enticing you with the jiggles. heart
Snidne: I think I still have lumps for when Kishi hit me last time... though I can't say I regret it too much...
Kyashii: stressed *Strikes Snidne over the head again*
Snidne: gonk WHAT!?
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Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 5:20 pm
If your reading this... then your reading the Misadventures...
Me: Seems like everything is working well...
Snidne: My head hurts from that last post... can we take a break? sweatdrop
Me: Well.... HELL NO! twisted
-Theif HQ-
Snidne: So Celestial... I see you've been doing well all this time.
Celestial: Me and Ferny keep well. 3nodding
Elecy: Infernas is here too?
Celestial: Well, not right now... we live together here. 3nodding
Kyashii: Oh, I see... heart
Celestial: It's not like that! redface After everyone left, we were the only ones here...
Snidne: So, you don't know where everyone else is?
Celestial: Well... Isha and Manga are in Aekea with Anon... and I know Colette went to Gambino Isle...
Kyashii: What about Dooley and Ragnasei?
Celestial: Last I heard, they were seen in Durem... Dooley is still a Cheese Ninja, so she's the only one stealing anything anymore. Just not for us.
Snidne: I see... so everyone else just went off their own seperate ways then.
Elecy: What about Ferny? Where is he now?
Celestial: I think he's at Gold Mountain... he makes quite alot of money there. blaugh
Snidne: Ugh, maybe I should have sent him there instead of trying to steal ramen and cheese... xp
Elecy: So what now then?
Snidne: Alright, I'm heading to Gambino Isle. I'll try to locate Infernas. In the meantime, I need you three to straighten up the headquarters.
Kyashii: Hey... *Smacks Snidne over the head.* We are not housemaids!
Snidne: Hey! gonk
Elecy: Although I think I have that outfit... heart
Snidne & Celestial: eek redface
Kyashii: ...PERVERTS! stressed scream *Smacks Celestial and Snidne*
Snidne: Ow! gonk
Celestial: Why!? gonk
-Gold Mountain-
Infernas: ....
Ace: ......17
Infernas: ....Hit me.
Ace: It's your funeral. *Hands him a Card*
Infernas: ...4... that makes 21.
Ace: *Reveals his cards* 19. Tsk. You got lucky. *Hands him some tickets* Here... and don't tell Becky I lost...
Infernas: Right...
??????: *Walks in wearing a cloak and hood*
Infernas: ....
??????: *Sits next to Infernas* I heard from a reliable source that you're a good thief...
Infernas: Heh... whoever told you that is way out of date. I'm no thief. At least, not anymore.
??????: Once a thief, always a thief.
Infernas: So you say.
??????: Care to bet on it?
Infernas: Maybe... how much are you going to wager?
??????: 500,000 gold says I can prove your still the thief you always were.
Infernas: Heh... deal. This will be easy money.
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Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 7:13 pm
Plot device ready... set... GO!
-Gambino Isle: Outside Gold Mountain-
Infernas: *Is knocked outside* GAH! gonk
??????: *Walks after* Heh... maybe you were right...
Infernas: Ughh... Great... the one time I forget my rocket launcher...
??????: *Takes a stance* Ready?
Infernas: Whatever... *Gets into a stance*
*Infernas and the man begin fighting*
??????: Hyah!
Infernas: Gah!
-Later-
??????: Ha.... ha....
Infernas: Ha..... ha....
??????: Well, your fighting skills seem to be ok... but certainly your one who's gone past his prime...
Infernas: Did you seriously just call me... old!? gonk
??????: Hehehe....
???????: Hiyah!
??????: Wha-!?
*The man jumps back to avoid a weapon*
Infernas: That... Colette!?
Colette: Ferny! *Regrabs her weapon* I saw you fighting while I was doing my daily muffin count...
Infernas: Daily muffin count? confused
Colette: Thought you could use a hand. blaugh
??????: Ugh.... this is not as I planned...
Lex: Oh great... another fight... better call this one in...
??????: exclaim
Colette: The Admins will be coming now...
Infernas: Great, and after all this time to keep my record spotless...
??????: ..... *Jumps up high, standing on the roof of Gold Mountain*
Infernas: How the hell did he do that!? eek
Colette: Is he a vampire or something? eek
??????: Very soon... Gaia will return to the Gaians. It is our will to return Gaia's control back to it's people from the Admins... *Vanishes in a gust of wind*
Infernas: Wonder what he was talking about...
Colette: I don't like the sound of that... but we better get out of here. The Admins will be here soon...
Infernas: I'm going to check up on Celestial... You'll be ok?
Colette: Yup. 3nodding Back to counting my muffins! I was on 367 last... *leaves*
Infernas: I really don't want to know... sweatdrop
-Even Later...-
Lanzer: Great... just great...
VO: Relax Lanzer... looks like everything settled down. According to the witnesses, a man in black cloak and hood attacked someone at the Card Tables, dragged the fight out here and then left.
Lanzer: Furthermore, another person, female, joined the fight against the cloaked person before he fled. Wonder what it means...
Snidne: It means, that your both about to head into the next big case.
*Lanzer and VO turn, each withdrawing a gun*
Lanzer: You! scream This SCREAMS your fault!
Snidne: Whoa, easy! sweatdrop I just get back and already I'm in trouble? Man, either your preparing for the future or I'm that untrustworthy.
VO: Your track record speaks for itself.
Snidne: Tsk... listen, I think I know what's going on here... and I have some info for you.
Lanzer: And we should trust you why? stare
Snidne: Because, all of Gaia's future is at sake here...
VO: ... *puts his gun away*
Lanzer: VO!
VO: Let's hear him out Lanzer. We have nothing to lose. If your really sincere about this, then meet us at the Admin HQ within a week.
Snidne: You won't regret it...
Lanzer: I'll be the judge of that...
*Both Admins leave*
Snidne: ....I hope I'm not too late...
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Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 10:17 pm
It's Misadventures Chaos Time!
-Thief HQ-
Celestial: Well, we do a good job cleaning up if I do say so myself. 3nodding
Elecy: Yes, we do. Plus any excuse to wear my maid outfit is a good one. heart
Kyashii: But then why haven't you been keeping this place clean?
Celestial: Oh well, Ferny and I only ever use our room...
Elecy: Oh really... heart
Celestial: redface
Kyashii: Come on, you can tell us... it's just us girls.
Infernas: *Crashes through the window* Celestial! I'm back.
Elecy: eek
Kyashii: gonk Infernas! Don't surprise me like that!
Infernas: Oh, hey Kyashii... Wait, Kyashii!? eek So your back? That's great! What about Snidne, is he back?
Elecy: Yes and no... he's back but he's not here right now. He went to Gold Mountain to look for you.
Infernas: Oh no... eek when was this?
Celestial: About a few hours ago... Infernas, what happened?
Infernas: I was attacked by someone... Colette came and helpped me... but Lex from the Casino called the Admins.
Celestial: Oh no... What will happen if Snidne runs into them!? gonk
Kyashii: Don't worry. You forget that Snidne hasn't been slacking off. He's got a few new tricks... 3nodding
-Gambino Isle-
Snidne: ...*Sighs* Man... this isn't going well. By the way, you can come out now.
Colette: You've gotten alot better at that, huh boss?
Snidne: Heh... 'Boss' huh? Still like to think of me as your leader?
Colette: That's why your back, isn't it? Muffin? *Hands Snidne a muffin*
Snidne: *Takes* Thanks. Still ever the muffin fanatic, huh?
Colette: What makes you say that? blaugh
Snidne: The basket at your feet kind of gave it away.
Colette: heart
Snidne: Some things never change...
Colette: So, why are you back without any announcement? We certainly weren't expecting you to come...
Snidne: Stuff happened... We found out some things outside of Gaia, and we knew we had to come back to warn you guys...
Colette: It's big again huh...
Snidne: We can't do it alone. Hate to say it, but we need the Admins to help us out this time.
Colette: What!? eek You can't be serious.
Snidne: Unfortunately, I am. Once I get the rest of the team back together, we can talk more in full. But I suppose I'll need to talk to the admins first...
Colette: In that case, I better get my muffins back to headquarters! blaugh *Walks away*
Snidne: *Watches her leave* I do so hope she's talking about the edible kind... sweatdrop
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Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 1:35 pm
A change of pace... Misadventures...
Dooley: It's our turn to shine! blaugh
Anon: About time...
-Durem-
??????: *Standing on a rooftop* I have visual of the truck.
????????: *Sitting in a car* Roger that. Good luck Dooley.
Dooley: Hey, you forget, I'm the Great Cheese Ninja Dooley. I don't need luck.
????????: Yeah well, all the same. I'd rather not have to look for a new girlfriend.
Dooley: Your confidence is overwhelming Ragnasei.
Ragnasei: I do what I can...
Dooley: I'm going in...
*Two people carry a crate to the truck*
Crewmember: We better hurry... this delivery is to the Admins and I'd rather not be late...
Driver: Will you relax? We have plenty of time.
Dooley: Not really... ninja *drops a smoke bomb*
*The bomb goes off, covering the area in smoke*
Crewmember: Gah! What is this!?
Dooley: Hyiah!
*Dooley drops down and knocks the two men out*
Dooley: All set!
*A car pulls up to Dooley, Ragnasei getting out*
Ragnasei: *grabs the crate* Another successful Cheese stealing. 3nodding
Dooley: Yup! blaugh Now let's blow this place!
*Dooley takes back to the rooftops while Ragnasei drives the streets.*
Ragnasei: Victory music time! *turns on the radio*
Reporter: -to which the unknown assailant fled right after. Admins on the scene reported that the target was a rather quiet figure, one Infernas of Barton Town. Past indications of Infernas include his time spent with notorious thief legend, Snidne, who while was always suspected of robberies throughout Gaia, was never proven guilty or caught. On the scene was-
Ragnasei: *Turns off the radio* Hmm... Infernas in trouble? Maybe I should talk to Dooley about this... after we cuddle of course. heart
-Aekea: Secret Lab-
*Two females stare at each other*
?????: ....
????: .......
*Another person walks in*
????: You will not believe what I- what are you doing? confused
?????: Staring contest...
????: Mustn't lose...
????: stressed *smacks them both* ARE YOU BOTH CRAZY! Isha! Manga!
Isha: Yeah yeah... didn't have to hit us...
Manga: I know... xp I think I got hit with the cannon hand...
????: Just follow me...
*All three walk through the lab*
????: Here, I recorded this earlier.
Cindy: *On T.V.* Here we are, back live at Gold Mountain where an unusual assailant had fled the scene mere moments after attacking a Gaian. Admin Lanzer has this to say.
Lanzer: *On T.V.* We Admins do not take lightly this fact of people attacking innocent Gaians. We assure the public that we will do everything in our power to stop these attacks before they escalate into something dangerous.
????: See?
Isha: So? People getting hurt, Admins useless... what else is new Anon?
Anon: This is. *Freezes the picture* See anything?
Manga: No... Are we suppose to?
Anon: stare *Zooms into the picture and cleans it up* Now?
Manga: I think... wait... that there... it looks like... Snidne? eek
Isha: Where, where!? surprised *Eagerly looks at the picture* It IS Snidne! Awesome! twisted
Anon: I do not think Snidne's return on this day was no coincedence. Perhaps he was anticipating something like this happening...
Isha: Well, we have to help then! No sense in doing nothing, right? blaugh
Manga: My hammer could use another workout...
Anon: I'm coming to. By the sound of things, Snidne could use the reinforcement.
Isha: Alright! twisted Let's do this!
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Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 7:38 pm
Misadventures of DOOM! Doomy Doomy Doom!
Snidne: The author has gone insane...
Me: LIES! scream
-?????????-
??????: It would seem like things are looking up for us.
????: Yup. We have alot of the Gaian population eating out of our hands thanks to the Guild.
???: More importantly, it would seem that there is nothing that can stop us. Leader has ensured that we will not be denied anymore.
??????: Hehehe... yeah, soon our revenge on those Admins will be complete! twisted
????: And then WE can be the supreme leaders of Gaia... Hehehe... 'Gaia for Gaians'... as if those simple-minded fools could really govern themselves!
??????: It's just too good! Too Good!
???: Yes... and once we are in the rule, then it won't matter our past crimes. I suppose criminals everywhere would love it! It will be anarchy for the ages! heart
??????: *Enters from a secret door* We have a problem... Snidne has returned.
??????: That guy!? xp Geez... to think that he was able to foil us before...
????: He merely slowed us down. Even he couldn't stop us with his three friends.
???: But his team might be a problem. They are quite skilled.
??????: Yeah right! twisted I tested a former member just awhile ago... he's totally off his game!
??????: But if Snidne warns the Admins...
???: Oh... that could be trouble.
??????: We must take care of this soon, before it becomes too much to handle. Snidne's return would not have spread too much around yet...
????: Alright! This will be fun!
-Admin HQ-
Lanzer: ....
VO: .....
*Door opens*
?????: You had better have a good reason for calling me here at this time of night...
VO: Stop complaining L0cke. If you don't like it, then quit.
L0cke: Hey! Whoa! Let's not be hasty there... sweatdrop
Lanzer: So, do you think Snidne will be here soon?
Admin: Sirs. A gentleman has approached, claiming to have been invited here...
VO: Send him in.
Admin: As you wish. *Leaves*
*Snidne enters the room, surrounded by two Mods*
VO: You two are dismissed.
Mod 1: Sir.
*Both Mods leave*
Snidne: I take it you want to know what I have to say.
L0cke: Ugh... this figures... xp
Snidne: Long time, no rockets L0cke.
L0cke: Whatever...
VO: Your information?
Snidne: Yeah... anyway, about 6 months ago, I was out with a member of my team, an old friend, and my mentor. We discovered a secret group of people, plotting to take over Gaia.
Lanzer: Secret group, huh?
Snidne: Yes... unfortunately, we were no match for them. I hate to say it, but I don't think this is something my Team can handle on our own.
L0cke: So, the mighty Snidne falls huh? I only wish I could have been there to see it! twisted
Snidne: You'll regret that... this group seems to have a personal grudge against you guys.
VO: A grudge against us? But why?
Snidne: I don't know...
Lanzer: ...This is...
L0cke: Common. We aren't the most well-liked people when it comes to criminals we deal with. Chances are, these are just some people that got in trouble one too many times.
VO: Be that as it may...
Snidne: According to my mentor's findings, they have already inflitrated Gaia. They operate out of a common Guild.
Lanzer: A Guild? There are hundreds... no thousands of them. To search them all would take too long...
VO: And I'm guessing this Guild has nothing to do with what they are planning?
Snidne: You guessed right...
VO: ....This is the Anti-Gaian incident all over again...
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Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 3:02 pm
Celebration! Whoo!
-Thief HQ-
Elecy: Snidne is taking his time...
Infernas: I hope he hasn't run into any problems...
Celestial: Don't worry Ferny. 3nodding He wasn't our leader for nothing, after all.
Colette: Hello? I'm here! heart
Kyashii: Huh? Colette?
Colette: KYASHII!!! blaugh heart *Runs and glomps her*
Elecy: COLETTE!!! blaugh heart *Glomps her*
*Infernas and Celestial move out of the way of the pile of Kyashii, Colette and Elecy*
Infernas: That looks strangely erotic... sweatdrop
Celestial: stressed
Isha: COLETTE!!! twisted
Colette: Isha!? gonk
*Isha tackles Colette, who is getting back up, knocking her back into Elecy and Kyashii*
Kyashii: Nice to see you too Isha... sweatdrop
Anon: Geez... Do you have to act so weird Isha?
Manga: Aww... see can't help it. 3nodding They hardly get to see each other.
Infernas: Hey Anon, Manga. How goes it?
Anon: It 'goes' fine. What about you?
Elecy: We're great! heart
Celestial: But why are you here? confused
Manga: Anon figured out Snidne was back, so we decided to pay a visit.
Kyashii: How did you find out so quick anyway? gonk
Anon: I AM a genius Kyashii... stare
Ragnasei: Yo! *rushes in, Dooley walking in behind him*
Dooley: Hello everyone. 3nodding Infernas, we heard about what happened at Gold Mountain. You ok?
Infernas: I'm fine... But you two look like hell. What, did you just get out of bed or something?
Dooley & Ragnasei: redface
Kyashii: Hey Guys. 3nodding
Dooley: Kyashii! biggrin Your back!
Ragnasei: Hey, does that mean Snidne is back too?
Elecy: You know it. 3nodding
Dooley: Your looking well Elecy.
Elecy: *Bounces* Yup! I be spreading the jiggly goodness everywhere.
Ragansei: *stares* I'll say... heart
Dooley: *Smacks Ragnasei over the head* Watch it, loverboy...
Celestial: Well, we're all here, but it seems Snidne is still out...
Colette: I ran into him at Gold Mountain... he said something about looking for the Admins...
Infernas: Well, Let's see... we have the office to ourselves...
Kyashii: Snidne is gone for awhile...
Isha: That means... twisted
*Everyone but Anon and Elecy shout*
PARTY TIME!!!! blaugh
Colette: I got muffins! heart
Dooley: I'll get the cheese! heart *Leaves via breaking through a window* I missed doing that!
Celestial: Then I'll get the ramen! *Kicks down door*
Elecy: Oh, a party! biggrin No party is complete without jiggles! heart
Anon: Are you sure this is wise... xp
Kyashii: Don't be such a party pooper! xd
Manga: This is surprisingly familar... xd
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Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 9:35 am
Misadventures... Ready...
Snidne: BAD AUTHOR! scream *Slaps* BAD! BAD! BAD!
Me: Ow! Hey, I- ouch! gonk Please, I'll make it up to you! OW! I promise!!!
-Barton Town-
Snidne: *Walking the streets* There it is... home sweet home...
Lanzer: This is your big hideout!? It doesn't look anything like I'd imagine a hideout.
VO: Hmph. Does it matter? The point is, Snidne is here to ensure that we don't get attacked walking through the front door.
L0cke: Sounds like a party is going on...
Snidne: EVERY DAMN TIME! scream Why, WHY, can't I come back to a peaceful and quiet headquarters!
Admins: eek
Lanzer: Calm down Snidne...
??????: Indeed. It wouldn't be wise to lose your cool.
*Two cloaked figures emerge in a gust of wind*
???: These are the big threats? Hah! xd
VO: Who are you!? stressed
??????: Don't know us VO? Perhaps you should rattle your memory a bit more.
Snidne: You two! evil You're the ones who killed master Antros!
???: That old geezer!? He had it coming to him for getting in our way!
L0cke: Well, guess this means that we are the ones who will be arresting you.
??????: Hardly. Ami, if you would please. *Steps back*
Ami: *Removes hood, revealing a young female with long blue hair* Awesome! heart
Snidne: Everyone, be on guard!
Lanzer: Please... this kid can't beat us!
Ami: Hehehe... blaugh *Conscentrates* Aqua wave! *A torrent of water appears in front of her, washing down the street*
Admins: exclaim
VO: What in th-
Snidne: MOVE! scream
*Snidne and the admins find something to anchor themselves down.*
L0cke: Damn! What is she doing!?
Snidne: It's... magic of some sort.
VO: You got to be kidding me! Of all the things we could be facing...
Lanzer: How do we beat this? stressed
Ami: You don't! heart Ice prison!
*The water around their feet and ankles freezes into ice, trapping them*
VO: Damn... I can't move!
L0cke: Not cool!
Snidne: We have to get out of this!
??????: Hmph... Guess I'll finish this.
*Another person emerges in a burst of flame*
??????: Enough. There has been a problem.
Ami: Wha-? NO! evil NO, NO, NO!!! I was having fuuuunnn! xp
??????: Sir, the admins and Snidne are-
??????: That will have to wait. They are still no match for us after all. *Turns to face the group* You get off easy this time. Next time, will be the last we meet.
Snidne: You... don't you run away from me! scream
Lanzer: You people... who are you anyway!
??????: If you don't remember, Lanzer... then you don't deserve to weild the title of Admin.
*The three disperse in a gust of wind. The ice melts and the water disappears*
L0cke: This is bad...
VO: I can see the need for a truce then...
Snidne: We need to hurry and warn the team!
*All four rush to the headquarters*
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Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 9:02 am
I'm running out of witty things to say here... Misadvenutres...
Dooley: We would like to apologize for everything here.
Kyashii: Rest assured we will continue to tickle torture the author to write more. twisted
Elecy: Wait, tickle? Not jiggle!? gonk
-Thief HQ-
Kyashii: Whoo! Party!!!! blaugh
Colette: *Munches a muffin while sitting in a muffin-shaped chair* Muffin, muffin, muffin... heart
Anon: Is this really neccesary? sweatdrop
Elecy: Yups. 3nodding Jiggle Glomp! blaugh heart
Anon: Gah! gonk *Ish glomped*
Ragnasei: Lucky... sad
Dooley: Cheese! *Is holding two different cheeses, eating both*
Snidne: *Kicks door open* What the hell is going on here! scream
Celestial & Infernas: *Pointing to Kyashii* It was her idea! gonk
Isha: Wow, Snidne can really kick a door down. 3nodding
Snidne: *Stares back at the door* Great... I'm channeling Twonk... Listen you guys, something's up.
VO: And if you won't listen to him, you will to us.
Collete: Admins! eek
Manga: *Grabs her Hammer* I'll get rid of them!
Snidne: Enough! They are here to help us.
Isha: In case you have forgotten Snidne, the Admins aren't exactly our friends...
L0cke: Hey, we don't like this either. But unfortunately, we need to work together on this one. A new threat to Gaia has emerged...
Lanzer: That's not our fault.
Kyashii: It's those weird guys in the cloaks and hoods, right?
Dooley: You know about them already?
Elecy: We met a few outside of Gaia... xp Those guys were strange.
Snidne: I'm not sure what they are after exactly, but it seems they are rounding Gaians by the masses to their ranks.
VO: We ran into two of the higher-ups it seems... they have strange powers.
Ragnasei: What do you mean by that? Are they using some kind of weapon or something?
Snidne: We believe it to be magic of some sort...
Anon: Impossible...
*All look to Anon*
Anon: True many of the items here possess some strange qualities, but your trying to tell me that we are facing magic casters?
Celestial: We've gone through stranger.
Infernas: Yup... remember the Anti-Gaian? And Zeta?
L0cke: Don't remind me... xp
Isha: Sounds like a nice little adventure! twisted
Anon: Manga! Isha! We're heading back to the lab!
Manga: Yes Sir! 3nodding
Anon: We're going to show these fools the power of Science! twisted
Isha: Awesome! I love it when he gets this way!
*Anon, Isha, and Manga leave*
Colette: Snidne, do you think we stand a chance against magic?
Snidne: Honestly? I don't know. The last time we tried fighting this threat... Antros died...
Dooley: eek Wasn't he your mentor?
Celestial: No way... if can beat him...
Ragnasei: I feel left out... who is this Antros?
Kyashii: He's a pretty famous thief... he used to be Snidne's teacher.
VO: We will alert the other Admins, and tell all Mods to double their security. We aren't going to let this stand!
*The Admins leave*
Elecy: So where does that leave us?
Celestial: We just gotta do our best then. 3nodding
Snidne: HEY! scream
All: eek
Snidne: What are you standing around for? In case you forgot, we are a thieving team! We still got stuff to steal!
Infernas: Heh... looks like it's back to doing things the way we do them best.
Ragnasei: Alright! So let's do this! 3nodding
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Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 9:32 am
Misadventures... it goes boom?
Isha: I am Isha. Isha, I am. Am I Isha? Isha, am I.
Anon: What are you doing? stare
Isha: Keeping the insanity levels high. 3nodding
-Thief HQ-
Snidne: Zzzzzzzz...
Dooley: *Crashes through the window* I'm back!!! blaugh
Snidne: Gah! gonk *Wakes up and looks around* What in the name of the Admins is wrong with you!? scream
Kyashii: Cheese, ninja gear, the color purple, French people...
Colette: How does that last one make any sense? sweatdrop
Kyashii: They had it coming to them. twisted
Snidne: Riiight...
Dooley: Anyway, I return with cheese! *Holds up a sack of cheese*
Kyashii: I'll take care of that! blaugh *Grabs the sack and runs off*
Dooley: Huh? question Hey! Get back here! I stole that cheese fair and square! scream *Chases*
Snidne: It's times like these where I'm glad your the sane one, Colette. sweatdrop
Colette: If you say so.
*Loud explosion is heard*
Snidne: WTH!? gonk
*Both run out to the living room area*
Ragnasei: Well, that's new...
Snidne: My... my ceiling... gonk
Isha: Hey! *Appears on the roof* Colette, this a good place for the glass sun-roof?
Colette: Perfect Isha! heart
Snidne: You're installing a sun-roof!? gonk How can you afford one!?
Isha: We can't. You can.
Snidne: *Falls to his knees and angrily shakes his fist in the air* CURSE YOU! WHY MUST YOU ALWAYS DO THIS TO ME!!!!???? gonk
Colette: ....
Isha: ....
Ragnasei: ....So.... we can install the sun-roof? 3nodding
Snidne: This is proof that the universe HATES me. crying
Isha: Awww, cheer up Snidne.
Ragansei: Yeah... I'm sure alot more people then the universe hate you.
Snidne: Thank you for pointing that out... xp
Infernas: What the heck!? eek What happened here?
Colette: Isha's helpping us install a glass roof.
Celestial: Really? Cool.
Infernas: It's like a giant window... on the ceiling! heart I can't wait to break it in...
Snidne: I wonder if it's not too late to cancel my bank account... crying
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