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Long ago in the distant land of New Jersey, in a time where the color purple did not exist, lived a lad by the name of Dwonald. Dwonald spoke in the third person and confused all by Dwonald’s odd mannerism of speech and ninjaism. In Dwonald's spare time, Dwonald usually fought his arch Nemesis, Colondorf, sometimes with the help of Dwonalds friend, Uber Shawn French.

One day, Colondorf, plotted and decided to act upon an evil dastardly bastardly plan to defeat dwonald, with the help of his uncle, Gannondorf. But he had to get approval from mamadorf and papadorf first. They approved on Colondorf's plan and then beat him half to death with a toaster. Colondorf then got the help of his best henchmen, Tanz and Mr. Personality. Each who possessed deadly powers: Mr. Personality was so devoid of personality that he could kill just with the sound of his cold emotionless, personalityless voice and Tanz just danced and beat people teh death that way.
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Now, with this, he opened a portal to Hyrule and allowed Gannondorf to enter the world we know as New Jersey. Gannondorf, being the gay douchebag he was, came out of the closet he was summoned in and slew the house owner, John with a banana. But John was an a*****e and Dwonald didn't ever care for him. With the new threats, Dwonald sought the help of an ancient Kung Fu Master who had an Indiana accent that lived next door. Dwonald under went intense martial arts training that never actually came in use as Colondorf and his henchmen found lead pipes and used those to knock Dwonald out instead of actually fighting Dwonald.

Dwonald woke up soon afterwards, without a wallet. Dwonald vowed vengeance for the horrible wrongness of stealing Dwonalds empty wallet. So Dwonald went through several dungeons to gather items, each fighting a dungeon boss with a pretty crappy ability. After the dungeons. Dwonald took a nap. Dwonald then got up and went across the street and fought Colondorfs evil henchmen.

After defeating Tanz at DDR and snapping Mr. Personalite's neck. Dwonald fought Colondorf himself! But of course he got away because the Indian Martial Arts Master betrayed Dwonald.
So after Dwonald defeated him Dwonald called Uber Sean French over to help him defeat Colondorf. After arriving at Colondorf's lair, the two were confronted by none other then Jesus.
Jesus had come back from the grave a second time to exact his revenge up Uber sean french for defeating him in a previously unwritten story, Uber Sean French adventures 1

Dwonald left Jesus to Uber Sean French and entered the fortress, which really was just a large flight of stairs leading to a roof for a very dramatic final battle. Dwonald reached the top only to discover there was an elevator! Enraged by the lack of signs of the bottom floor, Dwonald confronted Colondorf with a new fury. However, before Dwonald could fight Colondorf. He had to fight the combined forces of the Prime Minster of Germany, a pizza guy and Coops and his clarentee of awesomeness.

Dwonald barely managed to defeat them and gained Coops as a new party member because Coops is ******** awesome. But Dwonald could not use him as this was party leader only material. Dwonald then confronted Colondorf and had an epic duel. The duel lasted a week and ended with Dwonald using the Prime Minster’s corpse as a shield, so Dwonald could whack Colondorf across the face with a fishing rod. Dwonald defeated his arch nemesis but now one foe remained: Ganondorf.

Dwonald knew Ganon's one weakness and challenged him to super smash brothers, but in real life! Dwonald knew that Gannon was garbage tier and used that to his advantage. In Gannon's final moments, he discovered what the most powerful move in all of the world really was.Dwonald charged at Gannondorf and with a mighty blow, unleashed his ultimate attack. As the punch landed across Ganondorf's face Dwonald shouted: "DWONALD PAWNCH!!!!!" Gannon was sent flying off into the abyss.