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 Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 12:50 pm
Comedy and Jokes
Hey everyone! Have a Joke, funny story? The post them here! I'll be getting you started each week with a Joke or Humors post, but you are encouraged to add your own, and to give your feed back! The only think I ask is to keep the jokes clean, remember that Gaia is a PG-13 site so not really dirty jokes.
No spamming or Begging please!
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Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 12:54 pm
okay well here is a Yo momma joke
rofl rofl rofl Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning. rofl rofl rofl
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Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 12:57 pm
Q: What did the Bathtub say to the toilet?
A: You may get a lot of a** but I don't take s**t from nobody!
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Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 2:39 am
Hmm I like tha last one lol
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Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 5:03 am
This one is funny because teachers say it all the time: Quote: A teacher asked a pupil a question, but she could barely hear the child speaking since the other kids were making too much noise. In an attempt to quiet them, she said, ''I can hear voices!''
Two janitors outside heard the teacher and one said to the other, ''Jeez, she better stop telling the kids about her mental problems!''
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Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 2:42 am
4laugh I've never heard that one before! It's cute!
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Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 9:22 am
i wana join tellingjokes!! uh oh here's a silly one! Quote: one day a blind customer went into a shop with his seeing eye dog, as he got in he suddenly grabbed his dog's colar and started ti swing it in the air, the cashier saw that and ran to him and said "what are you doing!?" the blind guy answered "just looking around.."
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Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 8:21 am
Deep In the back woods of Tennessee, a hillbilly's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, "Here. You hold this high so I can see what I am
doing." Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world.
Whoa there, said the doctor, "Don't be in such a rush to put that lantern down. I think there's another one coming." Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl. "Hold that lantern up, don't set it down there's another one!" said the doctor.
Within a few minutes he had delivered a third baby.
"No, don't be in a hurry to put down that lantern, it seems there's yet another one coming!" cried the doctor.
The redneck scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor, "You reckon it might be the light that's attractin' 'em?
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Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 3:12 am
God was making Adam and Eve.
He told them, "Okay guys, I have two organs left, but only one copy of each, so I'll let you choose who gets what.... the first one allows you to pee standing up."
Adam instantly waves his hands and shouts, "Me! Me! I want it!!!"
So God gives it to him.
"Haha, sucker!" Adam shouts at Eve as he runs off to test his new organ.
Eve turns to God and says, "Great, what do I get?"
God answers, "It's called.... a brain."
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Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2008 11:56 pm
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