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Christene~Half-Angel Captain
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 Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 9:39 am
In honor of Ireland, we'll have a pass the torch but with limericks!
For those who don't know what pass the torch is, it's simple. One person will start. They'll write one line of a limerick and only one line. The next person will write the next line, and only one line. At the end, we'll post what limericks we have.
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Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 9:40 am
My Personal Favorite Limericks I drink my coffee all day
Then I'm all hyped up to play
I'll pee and I'll pee
To the toilet I'll flee
Guess I'm reading the paper today.There once was Viv, a Scot lass
who was quite a pain in the a**
She liked to write books
Is real keen in the looks
And is always the top of her class.Don't call me Sillypants McGee
Because I really have to go pee
I don't wish to spill
This cup I did fill
Steroids won't be found within meShe don't know 'bout cookin' Butt Naked
But knew that she must somehow make it
The stove is hot
So clothes she has not
She shouldn't have picked to cook bacon.
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Christene~Half-Angel Captain
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Christene~Half-Angel Captain
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Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 9:42 am
I'll start it off:
There once was a man named Bob
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Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 9:45 am
Christene~Half-Angel I'll start it off: There once was a man named Bob Who sat and ate corn-on-the-cob.
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Darling_daughter_faye Vice Captain
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Christene~Half-Angel Captain
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Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 10:08 am
Darling_daughter_faye Christene~Half-Angel I'll start it off: There once was a man named Bob Who sat and ate corn-on-the-cob. He lived with his mom
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Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 10:23 am
Quote: There once was a man named Bob Who sat and ate corn on the cob He lved with his mom Then fashoned a bomb.
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Darling_daughter_faye Vice Captain
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Christene~Half-Angel Captain
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Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 7:39 pm
Quote: There once was a man named Bob Who sat and ate corn on the cob He lved with his mom Then fashoned a bomb So no longer needed a job. Not a very good ending, but you left me no choice.
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Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 7:42 pm
I am quite bored of your guild.
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Darling_daughter_faye Vice Captain
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Christene~Half-Angel Captain
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Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 7:52 pm
Darling_daughter_faye I am quite bored of your guild. I WILL DEMOTE YOU!!! scream
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Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 7:56 pm
Christene~Half-Angel Darling_daughter_faye I am quite bored of your guild. I WILL DEMOTE YOU!!! scream You and guild don't rhyme...
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Darling_daughter_faye Vice Captain
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Christene~Half-Angel Captain
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Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 7:57 pm
Darling_daughter_faye Christene~Half-Angel Darling_daughter_faye I am quite bored of your guild. I WILL DEMOTE YOU!!! scream You and guild don't rhyme... Oh.... Let me try that again... Yeah...
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Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 7:59 pm
Quote: I am quite bored of your guild. If you say that again you'll be killed.
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Christene~Half-Angel Captain
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Darling_daughter_faye Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 8:05 pm
Quote: I am quite bored of your guild. If you say that again you'll be killed. I don't quite feel safe
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Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 8:09 pm
Quote: I am quite bored of your guild. If you say that again you'll be killed. I don't quite feel safe "Quite" is beginning to chafe.
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Christene~Half-Angel Captain
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Darling_daughter_faye Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 8:12 pm
Quote: I am quite bored of your guild. If you say that again you'll be killed. I don't quite feel safe "Quite" is beginning to chafe. I see that your rhymes are unskilled.
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