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Upon reaching Bowser's castle on foot, I would utilize an army of specially trained SSAPCs, or Super Secret Agent Pudding Cups, to break in silently, leaving no evidence behind. I would then proceed to locate Bowser's room, stumbling upon, and beating up, Peach in the process. Once Peach has been sufficiently brutalized, I would slip into Bowser's room and seduce him. After a long and kinky night, I would rise from Bowser's bed as he slept, take his wallet from the dresser, and skedaddle. 8D

As soon as I recieved my orders, I jumped into the nearest sink and got sucked through an intricate (and highly green) series of pipes that spit me out right in front of Bowser's Fortress (not that crappy flying one, no, I mean the super huge, mega 'death-to-all-plumbers' army base that he uses to mind control turtles all over the world and hold sleep overs in on Tuesdays). Thinking quickly, I ate the nearest mushroom I could find (which, any ninja will tell ya, is perfectly safe). On a side note, why do Goombas look like mushrooms, but don't taste like them? (apparently, what ninjas will tell you is that eating things that look like mushrooms is NOT safe...). After realizing that I wasn't going to grow twice my size (or get a free man, or woman, or child) from what I was chewing on, I apologized to the severely confused little minion and snuck into the castle (which is very easy, seeing as there was a canon pointed right at the kitchen window. I guess it was for deliveries).

Inside, I found this neat little shell. I decided to use it as a disguise, but tripped over some weird looking lizard thing that looked like a naked turtle. I got the shell on and grabbed the unconscious creature and took him to Bowser's Command Room, saying that I caught him sneaking in through the window in the kitchen. For some reason, no one believed me. So I said I was really a ninja selling ninja cookies (the tastier, deadlier, all around better version of girl scout cookies: that's right! we stole girl scout cookies and put ninja stickers on them!). This made Bowser really happy, and as he was paying me for the cookies, I grabbed his wallet and jumped out of a window. I caught hold of his flag, and rode it to the ground (and for some reason, they shot fireworks off after that. Strange turtle people)

I decided to use the quicker route home, and played on a magic flute that was conveniently in Bowser's wallet (that I also conveniently know how to play...), and ended up back here.

Actually, I think he'll be just fine. I forgot to drop him back in the Mushroom Kingdom...

I spray-painted him black, gave him cat ears, and told the nursing staff that he was knocked out by a some maniac with a keyblade. They're taking really good care of him. I'm going to call him Fluffy #2.

Really? 'Cause I was worried people would be upset when I started using Fluffy #2 as a living foot rest.

Ok since nobody else is entering, The winner is...
ZANEP!

Thank you, thanks you! I promise to only use this trophy to drink blood (Count Chocula's blood ninja )

i shall driink hiis blood i liiek blood
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