*puts signed tardy slip in Jenn’s in-basket*

*wanders over to desk*

Okay, so, it wasn’t MY fault that this post is a day and a half late. I blame MUGGLES!

*pulls up chair*

Due to the American Muggle holiday, known as Independence Day aka 4th of July aka “The Fourth,” the weekly posting is just a bit late. My muggle job required me to work a day shift rather than my usual Thursday night shift. And then, I think someone in the area purchased a box of Weasleys’ Wildfire Whizbangs, because there was an AWESOME, explosive display last night. Poor Dr. Filibuster won’t know what hit him.

*hears crickets chirping*

*sniffs disdainfully*

Well, that’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

*crosses arms and nods*

*tries not to look at unmade bed*

*looks for updates and finds tiny pile*

Engorgio!!

*looks at wand curiously*

I said, ENGORGIO!!

*shakes wand vigorously*

EN-GOR- GI-O!!!!

*is knocked over by growing ball of yarn*

*panics*

REDUCTO!!!!!

Hmmmm…I guess that’s it for this week.

Gallery Updates:

Craft Alongs

May 2008 Simple Wand Craft Along

Potter Parties

Party Costumes

Adult Costumes

Woodwork

Wizarding Devices

Wands

*finds little package under updates with Embroidery Floss*

*reads note*

“For a Freaky Craft Princess! --Quietish”

Ooooh!!! Are you signed up for the latest Craft-Along on Leaky? We’re making friendship bracelets. I gotta get started!!!

*takes out strands, begins to weave*

*finds self increasingly tangled in floss*

Drat.

*looks for scissors, sees across room, can’t move*

*whimpers*

I wanna go see fireworks…and I’m stuck…