[Disclaimer: I helped write this, but Neon_Sushi aka Odd did most of it so I'm writing a partial disclaimer to this peice of roflmao.]
Neon_Sushi
Sploofs of Le 2006!!!
GO TO HELL.
Welcome to Hell, Michigan. ....
By the end of today, New Orleans will be a chocolate society. (Black audiences: SCREAM!!)
Welcome to New Orleans, Home of the Gay Black People of the World, or the GBP society... enjoy.... If you don't die first.
THE ADVENTURES OF BUSHMAAAAAAN! Part One
Color Key :
Blue : Narrations
Maroon or Dark Red : Executive Chuck (Norris)
Navy or Dark Blue : Pesidunt Bewsh
Blue Green : Times
Red : Loud or otherwise obnoxious noises.
Cyan : Government Officials
Black : BAAT MAAAAN!!!
"Mr. president, what about the anti matter issue? won't it attract terrorists? "
"Oh don't worry, they're scientists. they have security. besides i'm busy with this rubber ducky."
"Sir....?"
5:00 pm....
Three terrorists were spotted near a containing field of anti-matter.
BZZZTTT.....
5:06 pm....
"Um sir,"
(radio cackels) "Yew!! Preesideent buuush. or DUUsh vag, Pripahre to Dye!!"
5:08 pm.......
KKKKKAAAAAABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!
Meanwhile...
"Mr. President sir, I believe we are the last people on earth, being in this underground hideout."
"Yeah, and you know what? That's a darn good bat costume you have executive."
"Sir, I don't have a bat costume."
"But that has to be yours dummy. Who else could own it?"
"Sir, I don't think we're in the white house anymore, and, who's that on the screen?"
"Oooh, Executive! Come looky looky! It's SHINY LIKE MY TRUCK!!"
"Sir, I wouldn't advise touching that, the sign on the tank sais something like, DO NOT TOUCH, CONTENTS MAY BE TOXIC."
"Oh to hell with those scientists. Did you know they told me about this global warming crap? That is nothing important!! And besides, who puts MAY be toxic on a container, unless they want you to think it's toxic, so ya won't touch their fountain of youth."
"Sir....?"
7:08 am....
"Brahhhghhgh!! Executive! I AM... BUSHMAN!!! "
"SIR!! WHAT HAPPENED!!!? YOU'RE COVERED IN,... GRASS!!! AND FERNS!!!! OH MY GOD, IS THAT MOLD? AND LIME?"
"Damn straight, executive."
Two weeks later...
"So you're telling me, Executive, that our president died becuase he entered some kind of bat shrine and turned into a "BUSHMAN" by touching UNAUTHORIZED toxic chemicals? Why the hell did you not stop the b***h from doing that!!??
That night...
Batman returned to his home, deep in his underground cave, to discover the can of toxic waste he confiscated lying on its side, tipped over on the ground.
"Joker." he mumbled.
Then, out of the darkness, the executive stepped out,
"You...." he yelled from what seemed to be afar.
"Who the hell are you!?!" Batman exclaimed.
"It's not me, this is who you will speak with. Asta la vista baby."
"BLRAAAAAHHGGHHGGH!!!! I AM BUUUSSSHH MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!"
"HOLY s**t!!!!" Batman exclaimed.
Then everything went dark for the three of them.
The next morning they woke up lying atop each other in a prison cell. Scientists were pissed off. Especially the pimp ones.
Then, and expectedly right on cue, Batman said one thing to joker who was next door and very surprised..
" ONLY IN AMERICA... GOD DAMN IT!!!!"
