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J Lone Wolf

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 1:00 am


So I was cruising towns for some bugs and decided to check in on any typical noob topics. I found a Sex slave auction..and clicked it.

Good lord I only got 2 reports off before I started to get too lagged down and had to boot it the ******** out of there!

Check this out (see me in the lower left side XD)
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Almost all of them there looking for sex slaves and cybering. So many " press 222 etc" at once the noobs couldn't keep up.

Here's the typical scenario in that block (font in red are my thoughts)

Noob 1: Any grls wan 2 b sex slave press 222
( you know because he's looking for a hawt pixel sex slave lolol)
Noob 2 : 222 (you know cuz she totally wants to be one)
Noob 1: follow me
Noob 2: ok


(cuz there's gonna be some sweet rp sex comin?)
*noobs walk a square over and nestle beside a house*

Noob 1: So... ( how do you have sex anyway??)
Noob 2: so (uh..so I guess this is foreplay?)
Noob 1: how old r u?

and then they just sit there and have about 3 minutes of small chat while neither of them actually do anything and then one disappears. So much for being hardcore and owning a sex slave buddy XD I'm guessing if any of them ever get a chance with the opposite sex they'd be dumbfounded on what to do xd


Some go off and have there 2 min cyber session I'm sure, but this is what I saw while I was there lol. Which is funny because they'll get reported for asking for cyber sex.. than not have the balls to do it.

also with that many people in 1 small area lookin for pixel love..makes me" gonk " at kids on the internet. If they aren't kids (say 18+) then double gonk gonk for bieng a sad, lonely loser..and probable *****: New Category of Noob: " All Talk "
PostPosted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 8:01 am


I see you in the screenshot! Wow,if that was me my keyboard would have blown up with reports. I found something similar today,with n00bs and threesomes.

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IndefatigableAnaphora

Hunter

PostPosted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 10:51 am


Wow, that...scares me. eek
PostPosted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 9:11 am


o.o
Wow, good find, I think I may have gone to that topic for some research.
Not sure, but man I would be reporting everything I could find (:

ToxicSugarHigh

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